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someone: if you aren’t a boy or a girl what are you me:

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some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

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i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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i just want to thank all those who’ve destroyed me into the person i am today

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Things I’ve learned about Good Omens based on my dashboard:

Aziphahbhsbd and Crowley are in love

Something about the Anti-Christ

it won’t stop showing up on my dashboard

plants

the shows based off a book

they’re in love

they’ve been on a date i think?

they love each other

end of the world

???????

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reblog if you’re tired of fake sesame street fans

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but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

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She has a few words.

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The holy trinity

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I hope black women had a good day today.

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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

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normalize wearing teddy bear backpacks

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*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

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me: whats so good about boys

boy: smiles

me: oh yeah

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i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”