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I just realized 'airport' is a combination of 'air' and 'port'

Wow

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Hello satan 😈

No I won't spam. I added 2 notes

I wonder what happens if I try the notes game

10000 notes and I come out to my Christian grandparents

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Chiitan 😭

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let’s cuddle with mama

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My homepage is full of mamaposting aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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we’re coming for you (with mama!)

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Let’s be long with mama

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Me going to tell my fandom (my Tumblr followers) lore about my oc that will shatter their hearts (I will get 2 notes)

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So.. *bites into whole green pepper* what brings you to my blog?

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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i created this masterpiece for an inside joke and now all of tumblr must witness my creation

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Horse breed of the day: American Paint

Height: 14 -16 hh

Common coat colors: Black, chestnut, bay and palomino

Place of origin: US

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Seismic activity caused by fans? I heard that before..

Oh, I remember this. Crazy that it is actually possible to do.

They also mentioned Taylor in the first article, it was not related to earthquakes but still funny

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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

hey while you're here check out the second series i made based on your feedback here

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What asexuality is:

Little to no sexual attraction to others

What asexuality ISN'T

Strange and unsettling visions sent by otherwordly beings undeniably carrying some sort of message that is impossible to decipher but everything adds up and yet you don't know what it all adds up to and leaves you wondering why it's you of all people