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What are the odds that the lyrics of "what shall we do with a drunken sailor" were originally just improvised on the spot? Like all that was required was that it fits the tune and is funny enough. And if the men you're sailing with agree that "put him in the bin for indecent exposure" is fitting and funny enough, that's the next chorus.

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you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

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May I offer a hot birdverage? We have cocoaburra, chickatea, cawfee, or cider waxwing.

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The Camarilla doesn't want you to know this, but Tremere are free. You can just pick them up.

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dude i love vampires getting injured and looking even more fucked up. You are like a creature to me

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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"Average Kindred has 9 Disciplines" factoid actually just statistical error. Average Kindred has 3 Disciplines. Diablerie Georg, who unlives in Montréal and is at Humanity 2, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*

Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI

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Current mood

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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no bigger joy exists after an event that had a song sang ic and being able to add said song to a characters playlist

added the round Rose Rose Rose Rose and i am Full Of Joy!!!

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A king who doesn't really want to and isn't able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.

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Magic, much like a sewing machine, doesn’t suddenly make you an expert at your hobby.

Indeed much like a sewing machine, magic just lets you make faster mistakes- with an elevated chance of being stabbed multiple times instead of just the one

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