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The Junior Trio dynamic

(Or Junior Quartet because Ouyang Zizhen is an essential part of the squad)

Expect absolute chaos.

All of them together share 2 brain cells and Sizhui owns all of them.

“Hey, there’s blood on the ground, which one of us is bleeding?” 

None of them are bleeding, but LJY is somehow covered in blood.

It takes all four of them and Senior-Wen to row a boat. Really its just WN doing all the work while three of them panic and LSZ is hurling chunks off the side because of motion sickness.

LJY and JL actually make a really good team. Absolute power duo. Unless they’re at each other’s throats which is 70% of the time. 

Their roles in the squad:

LSZ = mother hen who is going through a midlife crisis

LJY = dumbass kid #1 who will probably accidentally stab himself with his own sword

JL = dumbass kid #2 who needs constant compliments or else he will start crying

Ouyang = emotional support (will fix technical problems within the group, mainly infighting between JL and LJY)

“Senior-Wei said that tickling a fierce corpse will make it bow down to you. Should we try it?”

In the face of danger, JL is always the one left behind.

Nobody ever knows what’s going on. “Hey where’s Jingyi?” “Anybody know what kind of monster we’re fighting tonight?” “So what is Senior-Wei and Hanguang-Jun’s relationship?” 

Everyone has a code name. They won’t disclose this information to outsiders.

Only effective when Hanguang-Jun is nearby.

But they are constantly out of signals so they just pray that Hanguang-Jun hears their pathetic screaming. “Jingyi, yell louder!”

“What do you mean we’re out of arrows?!”

Ill prepared for all tasks. They all expect assume that LSZ already made plans but he thought JL would make the plans this time.

Most of the problems they solve were initially caused by themselves.

Missions end with either Ouyang bawling his eyes out or LJY almost losing an arm. Sometimes both.

JL is the sugar daddy of the group. “Fine, I guess I’ll pay for dinner tonight again.”

Near death experiences every other day.

No idea how to operate everyday things like wells. Ouyang and LJY almost drowned in one while getting water. 

Banned from entering brothels, not because they’re morally ambiguous, but because JL accidentally went in one once thinking it was a regular inn and threw a fit when they gave him the wrong kind of massage.

Bonus: They become more disastrous when Senior-Wei is leading them.

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7 more years doesn’t mean anything specific. I just want you to stay as much as you can. Because it’s too hard to stay forever 🥲

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lmao

Fresh 2ha memes

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Chu Wanning and his disciples be like:

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Fan vs Taxian-Jun

Fan: OMG Taxian-Jun! You're so hot, cute and precious! I could just die already!

Taxian-Jun: Bugui *calls his sword and chops fan up* May you rest in pieces

Fan: *With one last dying breath* T-That's hot

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POV : my son as second character in his theatre class

Me : I don’t fucking name you Eren Jaeger Putra Minang just to be a sidekick character!!

Husband : babe don’t be so hard on him!

Me : Shut up Levi!!

Husband : Hey I’m not Levi!!

Me : whenever I call u Levi means you’re Levi!!

Son : Is she always like this?

Husband : maybe she’s drunk

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When me and my friends talk about our love lives

My friend: So are you in love?

Me:What do you mean " in love"? Because according to Plato there are seven types of l-

My friend, interrupting me: Now I get why you are still single

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Struggling with Anxiety?

Try Nihilism!

And nothing will matter anymore

Approved by Heidegger. Recommended by Nietzsche only in an active state. 

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me™

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optimistic nihilism

optimistic nihilism means jumping into the pool at 3:41am fully clothed because you fucking felt like it. it means telling her you love her. it means wandering the streets in the middle of the day with no purpose but to have fun. do whatever the fuck you want man, people always talk about leaving behind a legacy or doing greater things but you know what? you’re can’t and won’t give a fuck when you’re dead. buy the ridiculously cool pair of sunglasses everyone is wearing. fucking burn them when you hate them. sit with the kids you’ve been afraid to talk to. who cares? i don’t, and i never will. because there is beauty in knowing nothing matters, so you may as well do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want. embrace it.

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Fr : so fandom suggests me to watch yarichin bclub, where i can find it?

Me : oh i wacthed that long time ago, u can find it in p*****b.

Fr : oh tha~ wait WHAT?

Me : WHAT?!!!

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So the whole story of Given is :

Uechhi : hey babe I finish the song for you.

Mafuyu : oh thanks babe, I’ll write the lyric about my dead boyfriend.

Uecchi : ohh ok then.

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Daisuke: oh...my...money.

Haru: don't you mean "god"?

Daisuke: you worship your thing and I'll worship mine.

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same energy

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Episode 4 is just kskmsjxj

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AIGHT HC Y'ALL

Lets say Daisuke is addicted to cup noodles now.

Haru: KAMBE STOP JUST EATING CUP NOODLES!

Daisuke: YOU'RE NO BETTER *Slurps furiously*

Haru: BITC-- I CAN ONLY AFFORD CUP NOODLES THATS WHY I EAT THEM.

Daisuke: WELL I CAN AFFORD THE HOSPITAL, SO I'LL EAT THEM.

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Daisuke: I can be your sugar daddy.

Haru: Go away, Kambe! Can't you see I'm trying to write our last case's report here-

Daisuke: Your fructose father?

Daisuke: Your glucose guardian?

Daisuke: Your polysaccharide parent?

Daisuke: Your carbohydrate caretaker?

Haru: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)