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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second

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the totally obvious and ominous square hole

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I will never get tired of this

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Post-9/11 kids nowadays

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The Villains (Victims) of the server 💚💛❤️

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midnight mollymauk doodle

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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

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i need a perry-centric episode kinda like sidetracked but instead of it being about his agent life, it’s something connected to his pet life

like idk doof is busy so he has a day off he can spend with the boys but something happens that he has to keep protecting them from something all day without blowing his cover

that’s just to make it “interesting”. my main point is that i want 11 minutes of perry gettinf to hang with the boys and us being able to have 300 cute gif sets of that

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[ID: A digital drawing of Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. He's drawn in a cartoony and simple style. They're stood smiling with their hammer over their shoulder. End description.]

A kofi doodle for @navpike!

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The brainrot got so bad I made them twitter accounts....................

Now with a part 2????? What?????????

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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

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everybody say "thank you superman 2025 for bringing truly irredeemable villains back with lex luther!"

he is a cold blooded killer. he has pathetic tantrums and throws pens on the floor. he only wears black. he delivers a fantasically evil villain monologue. he cries pathetically when beaten. his motivation is not related to some tragic backstory, but is simply jealousy twisted into something so deplorably evil. he is bald.

this movie really is All That™️ and then some.

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Bestest man goes through worstest day.

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The thing you gotta understand about Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie is that he is always the smartest man in the room.

And he HATES it.

It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.

Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"

No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?

DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?

WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?

And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery

Lex, you're supposed to be a super genius so whY WOULD YOU BUILD A GOD DAMN POCKET DIMENSION?!?!!?!

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It's so important to me that Jonathan is so soft in the Superman movie. Jonathan is there asking Lois with worried eyes if their boy is going to be okay. Jonathan is there tearily telling Clark he's proud of him. Jonathan is there recognizing how upset Clark is and coaxing him to talk about it. Jonathan loudly loves his son. There is no guessing game, no question, no room for uncertainty.

And Clark reflects that every day as Superman.