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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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One must imagine Syphilis happy.

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

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Far too many psych professionals in my experience

so called mental health advocates after you forget stuff, say stuff you don't mean, lash out, dissociate, are paranoid, have violent/ bad thoughts, don't care about others, have mood swings, constantly crave attention,dont want relationships with people, isolate yourself, literally just display signs of your disorder

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This is where evil twinks take you

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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I find it absurd you dare to mourn the absence of Bucephalus when you literally attempted to murder him. Gods you swing from hate to love like a violent pendulum

I swing my Cock back and forth like a violent pendulum! You know nothing of my complicated relationship with my dead horsebrother. You suggest Cain never mourned Abel? How about you drink my pee before criticizing its taste

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you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

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(bug dwyer holding a magnifying glass over his head) Please leave the hive if this will affect you

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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I literally have a vent blog ONLY on this platform because I know damn well it's not gonna be seen unless I want it to be 😭

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

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Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife

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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf: