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shaking my head so nobody in the office thinks I agree with the distractingly wrong takes in this podcast (they can't hear it)
#โParental rightsโ you are charged with the care of a separate person what you have are responsibilities#Natterings
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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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in honor of tonight, may i present..... the funniest tweets of all time
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one of the sweetest love songs of all time. by the by.
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job applications have one googling things like 'what is a synonym for "voracious" that makes me sound a bit more normal'.
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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i always thought it was silly that people would get so pedantic & heated over the idea of fantasy novels using words derived from real locations like "champagne" or "lesbian" or whatever. "a fantasy setting cant have words that are dependent on real-world context" i have bad news for you about all words
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