lebagelboy

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minor tumblr user's carrd: over 25 dni!!

25 year old who was going to prey on this minor: oh damn 😔 here I was planning to groom them but i can't because of their dni 😔 what a shame 😔😔😔😔😔

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Hey, if you like this blog, maybe go check out my side blog: @lebagelgirl (its probably not better but it is more personal) (and it brings me more dopamine)

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ily tumblr never change <3

Here's your good news for the day: Benny and Cecily weren't in the branch that had the fire and they are both safe and sound!

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autocorrect killed the illegible drunk text

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this needs to be shared with the world

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I asked a friend of mine whether he thought I should text my crush and he said "Yes, death is coming." like whoa slow down Dostoyevsky I'm trying to have romantic handflappy girlvibes brunch with you not join the Petrashevsky Circle

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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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this represents nothing in particular its just me making a graph do strange and beautiful things. to me it looks kind of like a ball of thread unwinding.

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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

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Tumblr as the loud, alt, gnc nerd with coloured hair, a ton of Pride pins, and lots of merch

Ao3 as the quiet, unassuming book nerd that's secretly freaky as fuck

Does anyone else see my vision

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