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Sometimes cybertronians try to play god and make clones of Dirt Boss like this one. Silly Cybertronians! You can’t do that! There’s only a certain amount of Dirt Bosses and Dirt Boss family members, and only they can make new Dirt Bosses!

This thing is a pained beast that screams in agony! All it knows is Dirt and Oil! It will do anything to sate its hunger

im going to be sick

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Dirtosaurs are extinct, but Cybertronian replicas like this one do exist! Look at that stance!

DIRT BOSS DINOSAUR???

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Do you see it? In The Dirt?

Looking at you, is he hurt?

It is him there, The fabled Dirt Boss

Looking up at you, not at all cross

He needs you dearly, he wants you so

So come with him, come down below

Follow Dirt Boss, learn his tale of pain

And the events that split his heart in twain

For long ago, when Boss and Dirt lived

There was a path, a path so contrived

That Dirt That Dirt That Dirt That Dirt T̶h̶a̵t̵ ̵D̵i̷r̷t̷ T̶̤̙́h̸̰͌͒̀̌â̶̮̮̱̪̎́̿t̵͓̣̝͒̒̀͛ ̷̡̗̗̲͂̉̂͜͠D̴̡̟̺͒̐͌̂̕ỉ̷̙̠͍̽̓̚͜r̴̡͛t̶̼͕̯͂̈́͒̎̉ h̷a̷d̸ ̷t̶o̴ ̷e̷x̴p̴l̵o̶r̵e̶,̸ ̸f̴o̴r̶ ̴t̴h̵e̷ ̵s̵a̴m̸e̸ ̷o̷f̶ ̶t̴h̸e̴i̷r̶ ̸k̴i̴d̸s̵

ä̶̜́ ̸̝̓d̸̨͂e̴̹̓s̷͖̚ī̵̙r̵̠͂ě̴̳ ̷̠̏ț̸͘h̴̼͠ã̶̝t̴̺͛ ̷͓̊l̶͋ͅȩ̷̚d̸̳͛ ̸̜̑i̶̳̚ǹ̵͜t̷̼͆o̷̹͂ ̸̬̓ȃ̸̧ ̸͊͜t̴̪̂a̶̪͐l̷̜̑e̷̬̒ ̶̘̑ṫ̷̮h̷̻̕a̴͎͝ṭ̷̈ ̸͉̌f̴͈͒ó̶̪ȑ̵̰b̷̲̒i̷͇̒d̴͈͋ş̴̓-̸̩̅

a̵͎͝l̶̘̐ḻ̵̚ ̷̠̾f̵̈́ͅṛ̶̿o̷̥͑m̶͇̍ ̷͍̂l̶̖̎e̵͗͜ḁ̷͆r̵͍͐n̶̨̅i̷̥͛ń̶̜g̵̨̛,̵̢͌ ̸̻̕ȁ̷̼l̶͉̊l̶̮͒ ̶̬͑t̸͚̐ḧ̷͓́e̸̬͒ý̵̱ ̵̲̕c̵̹͑å̸͇ṇ̸̑ ̵̳̏d̶̹̑õ̶̤ ̴͇͝ì̶̳s̴͙̓ ̴̩̾ẉ̸͋ä̷̖t̵͕̾c̶̔͜h̵̺͂

A̴͓̤͊̿̽͗s̷̨̩̫̳̟̎̈́ ̴̡̪̘̼̃̇́͂î̴͚͎t̴̟͈̫͎̓̎́ ̵̩̝̯͆̾̀̚̕a̵̭̙̥̩̎l̴̡͍͎͎̰̓̈́̽ḽ̶̫͎̒́͊̅ ̸͎̞̺̙̣̃́͊͝f̶̡͎̯̳͋̇̉̓͝ā̵̞̼̹́̈̿ḽ̶̳̤̣̮̽͗͒͆l̷͔̒́͛͊s̵̡͍̹͕͆̈ ̷͙̜͠͝a̵͖̲̜͚͑̀̇̆̍p̶̫̮̟͗̆̉̄̈ą̶̥͓̓r̶̗̅́̏t̴̺͓̻̂,̵̰̹͖̆̈́ ̴̨̦͙̞̀͝á̶̺̜͎͑̈̕n̵̢̓̂d̶͕̪̮̹͒͋͂͘ ̷̖̳̩̿͐̅̃͗t̸̬̖͉͕̄̔̽ḩ̴̛̓͌̅ͅë̵̻̘̟͍́̔̃̒̐y̸̛̜̯̅́̄̏ ̴̞͙̣̿̒̄͌̓f̵̨͚͎̲͖͆̅̿́͊a̴̘̩͛̓̌̚d̵̖̖͈͆̌́̎͠ę̵̣͖̤̩̿͆̈́ ̴̩̰͚͙̔͗̈́́i̴̡̭͇̾̓̽n̸̤̪͑̿͠t̸͔̦͊̐o̶͙͉͉͕͛̂̀͝ ̵̗̣̉͝t̶̜͇̘͛h̵͓̮̞̳̀̽͗̾ę̶̛̖̖̠̹̆͗͠ ̶̼̔̓̾͛é̷͈͕͝n̶̬͗́d̵̗̹͎̃̉l̶̆̐͘͝ͅê̴̤̞̐̏š̴͍̼̞̅s̴̗͗͝ ̴̧̂r̷̨̳̭̼͚͊̋͝o̴̡̖̳̟͊̽r̴̼̟͚͙͉͐̇̍s̸̬̣̰̫̏͑͌c̷̛̞͚͎̍́͛ḩ̵̡͔̠̭͝ä̸͍͙̟́͋͛̇c̵̱̀͜h̷͉͉̝͊̀̑͘

S̸͇̝̟͊o̶͎͒̀ ̶̠̳̚t̴̬̯̆ę̸͊̒̓l̸̞̈́l̴̹̼̅͑̈́ ̷̦͔́͜m̶̭̖̒e̶͍͋̓̀ ̸̯͌̊n̷̜̖̍̀o̷̘̻͋̄̃w̶̢͛͝,̶̭͂͆ ̶̳̂n̶̡͈̘̓ö̷̳́̒w̶̜͑ ̸̜̥̆̀͜t̶̞̅e̸͖̥͔͌̕l̵͔̭̒ḽ̵̤̼̍̆͋ ̷͉͝m̷͉̭̖̐̅e̴͎͈̓͛ ̶͓͐̽ḧ̶̥̾̕ȯ̵̲̖w̸̱͚͌̕

T̸͖̀h̷̦̐e̴̢̍r̷̛̮e̶͈͊ ̸̲͝c̶̹͝o̵͖̓u̴̼͠l̸̥͑d̶̩͋ ̵͛͜è̵̞

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You got The Dirt!

You got The Dirt!

You got The Dirt!

You got The Dirt!

You got The Dirt!

You got The Dirt!

Take the Dirt!

Take the Dirt!

Take the Dirt!

Take the Dirt!

Take the Dirt!

Take the Dirt!

You got the Dirt You got the Boss When all hell's breaking loose You'll be riding the eye of the Dirt You got the Oil You got the Dirt You know that when things get too tough You got the Dirt

Y E A H

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Do you know what the true answer is?

If you guessed Dirt Boss, you are right!

He can help you.

The whole Dirt has its eyes on you Even though you can't tell that for certain At this point Dirt Boss can say What the true answer is Dirt Boss has been flipping His Dirt It’s a sign that something's going to change Into Dirt It may take a long way to reach your Dirt But now's the time to take the first step

how am I supposed to let all my non tf followers know that this is considered a normal ask for me to get in my inbox

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Dirt and Boss

Dirt and Boss are the parents of Dirt Boss and the Nine Color Dirt Bosses! Dirt represents all plant life in the universe, and Boss represents all organic life in the universe! Their first child, Dirt Boss, represents all mechanical life in the universe, while the Nine Color Dirt Bosses represent all color in the universe!

Dirt and Boss were in love, but one day, Dirt vanished without a word. Their children were saddened, and no matter what, Boss said nothing about their disappearance. So Boss tired to fill the void in their heart with others, but it all failed. At least the other Dirt Bosses came from it! We got Dirt Bosses like Dirt Boss Dirt Boss, Boss Dirt, Gravel Boss, Sand Boss, Shirt Boss, Yoghurt Boss, Gelatin Dessert Boss, Overexert Boss, Introvert Boss, and so many more! But Dirt was gone. Never to be seen again. And nothing would bring them back. And one day,  ██████████ Dirt Boss made their arrival. Very few remember that day.

That day, Ebony Dirt Boss became Void Boss, and vanished from the memories of nearly everyone, as they turned into a miserable shadow that can only truly live inbetween dimensions. Boss soon left, but not before telling Dirt Boss a Secret.  A very powerful Secret. A Secret that haunts him forever. A Secret that he cannot tell, no matter what. Even though it haunts him. Even though it hurts him. Even though it makes him bleed. Even as he watches his family grow more and more distant. Even as the hope of him ever seeing Dirt and Boss again fades away more and more.

To this day, Dirt and Boss remain missing. The Cybertronians live their life, unaware of the truth behind Dirt Boss, the eternal child of their true gods and the physical manifestation of their race. ██████████ Dirt Boss is still out there, they say.

Now you know all about Dirt and Boss! Come back next time to learn more about Dirt Boss and his Family!

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this is How My Dirtboss Hatched??? should i be worried?????? i fed him all the Seeds and Yummy Scrummies and he's still... Sighs...

Everything is alright!

He is still very wet and needs time to dry!

Dirt Bosses are very varied!

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Dirt Boss when he was Freshly Hatched!

*giggle(

did somebody say Goodies and trinkets .? ^_^ :3

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Dirt Horses are one of the many Dirt Creatures!

They are always brown like Dirt, and like to eat it too! They feel just like dirt, and you can feel the Dirt inside them too!

They have Dirt Organs in place of normal organs, which function like normal organs but they are Dirt.

There’s also Dirt Unicorns, who have magical powers relating to Dirt, and Dirt Pegasi, who can fly!

Dirt Boss has went to the Pet Store to get you a Dirt Horse

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There’s two types of Dirt Hearts!

Dirt Candy Hearts, candy hearts made from Dirt, making them super crunchy

And Dirt Hearts, the removed hearts from Dirt Creatures! They bleed liquid Dirt that travels through their veins and can be drunk for a yummy taste!

Either make good gifts! Accept Dirt Boss’ love offering!

Love Dirt Boss

Happy Valentines Day! Dirt Boss Is Your Date And He Is Giving You Dirt Hearts!

Y'ALL MIND

I'M ON A DATE

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Dirt Boss is too sexy! Everyone knows this!

Dirt Cabbage is one of the crunchiest things there is! It is brown like dirt and feels like it too!

Do you agree with the Sexiness of Dirt Boss?

im going to reduce you to a fucking cabbage you slime

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Dirt Peppers are peppers that are brown like dirt and are even crunchier because Dirt is really crunchy!

Dirt Boss has given you some yummy Dirt Peppers now eat them

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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If a Dirt Risotto had gravel in it, then it had to have been made by Gravel Boss, a younger sibling of Dirt Boss!

A Dirt Risotto has Dirt in it!

Today Dirt Boss has Prepared for you a Lovely Risotto. Guess What's in It

hmmmmmmm gravl

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A baby photo of Dirt Boss!

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Walk with Dirt Boss!

Walk down The Dirt!

Walk up The Dirt!

Walk left The Dirt!

Walk right The Dirt!

Walk diagonally The Dirt!

Walk into The Dirt!

Walk out The Dirt!

Walk above The Dirt!

Walk below The Dirt!

Walk in The Dirt!

Walk The Dirt!

The Dirt!

Dirt!

Walk with Dirt Boss

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This is an honor!

Don’t Be Sad.

Don’t Be Sad,.

Don’t Be Sad.

Today's The Day! You're Getting Married To Your Dear Beloved Dirt Boss! Get Ready To Kiss!

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Hello! We will tell you why Dirt is brown!

In the beginning of the universe, there was Boss and Dirt, who were in love and had children. The first child was Dirt Boss (the basic Dirt Boss, not ██████████ Dirt Boss!), and later they had Nonuplets who would be known as the Color Dirt Bosses!

In order, they are

Red Dirt Boss

Orange Dirt Boss

Yellow Dirt Boss

Green Dirt Boss

Blue Dirt Boss

Purple Dirt Boss

Pink Dirt Boss

Ebony Dirt Boss/Void Boss

White Dirt Boss

The nine Color Dirt Bosses lived in the universe, which back then was nothing, not even Dirt, as Dirt wasn’t a thing at the time! They played, and soon discovered their power over colors! They used these powers to paint how they wanted the universe to look, and showed it to Dirt Boss, Dirt, and Boss, who loved it and took inspiration from it when the universe was being made!

But one day early into the universe’s life, Dirt vanished. Nobody knows what happened to Dirt, and Boss didn’t say a thing. But life went on as is, and one day, Dirt was made.

Dirt Boss and his nine younger siblings collaborated to make Dirt to honor Dirt and their memory. They planned out the form, and eventually had to make its color. They argued for a bit, but the siblings used all their color powers at once on the First Dirt, and turned it brown. Dirt Boss loved how the Dirt was Brown, so that is why Dirt is brown!

Years went by, Boss gave birth to all the other Bosses, like Flirt Boss, Hurt Boss, Squirt Boss, Unhurt Boss and so much more. The First Dirt was scattered across the universe in sacred vaults, and one day, something happened.

██████████ Dirt Boss made their arrival. Nobody remembers that day. That day, Ebony Dirt Boss became Void Boss and faded into the endless void, and was erased from the memory of their siblings. The only one who remembers that day and what happened was Dirt Boss himself, and even he has only the faintest and weakest memories of Ebony Dirt Boss through his creation of Oil.

And eventually, the Color Dirt Boss Siblings went their separate ways, growing distant to one another, even to Dirt Boss.

I hope you liked the story of why Dirt is brown!