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Damian: Can we go out to get icecream?

Jason: Did you ask Bruce?

Damian: He said no.

Jason: Then why did you ask me?

Damian: He is not the boss of you.

Jason, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Casey: Oh, man. He texted you 'hi.' Punctuation only means one thing, Master. He's mad at you. Leo: Pfft, c'mon, Case. It's Donnie. He's just being grammatically correct. *meanwhile* Donnie: And then I used a period so he would know I'm mad at him. Mikey: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad at you.' It says 'you're dead to me.' Donnie: I stand by my choice.

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Raph: *falls down the stairs* Mikey: Omigosh, are you okay?! Donnie: Raph, stop falling down the- this is why we can't have nice things, honestly- Leo: Hey, how'd the ground taste?

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Jason, sleep-deprived: Hand me the people opener. Dick: ... Dick: Pardon? Jason, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me! Dick, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Jason: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Dick: Knife. It's called a knife.

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Jason: I made tea. Tim: I don't want tea. Jason: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Tim: Then why did you tell me? Jason: It's a conversation starter. Tim: It's a horrible conversation starter. Jason: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Roy, drunk off his ass: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Jason, also drunk off his ass: Harper, I literally cannot die. What would you call that? Roy: *squints at him* Point taken. But y'know what I would have? Jason: Shapeshifting? Roy: Shapeshifting! Y'know what you could do with that kind of power? Jason: *takes another drink, considers the question* I'd abuse the hell out of it. Like if I were arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative. Roy, nodding: Absolutely genius. Kory, in the next room: *frantically booking them more therapy sessions*

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Damian: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Tim: I boiled Gatorade. Jason: Dude what the actual-

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Tim: What do I get?

Jason: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Tim: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Jason: It won't be you.

Tim: I'll get my coat.

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July 11, 2023 - 16:35 UTC

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Dick: I have a bad feeling about this... Jason: What do you mean? Dick: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Jason: No? Tim: That actually explains so much.

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Jason: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Dick: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Jason: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Dick: Is something burning?

Jason, cleaning his gun at the kitchen table: Just my hopes and dreams.

Dick: Jason, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Jason: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

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Tim: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Jason: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Tim, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Jason, standing in front of Tim: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Tim, crying: Please...stop...