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a very small handful of america's greatest and most illustrious chodes
everyone else
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Virginia Woolf in a diary entry dated 30 June 1919
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone
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when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl
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Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on
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my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.
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