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Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.
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Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
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Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D
Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x )
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me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..
the flavorful garlic:
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o shit more books! this time of my own fic, poly philtatos. these copies were bound for the incredible @redbeanp13 (whose gorgeous fanart i have blown up comically large and pinned on my wall), @thychesters, @missingn000, and one other very sweet reader. there was a fifth copy in the pile who died tragically to a case-in error, so it will have to be remade.
anyway! more info and typeset photos below the cut.
these are quarto flatback case binds with a really funky layered cover made from over 26 pieces. it might not be super easy to tell in the pictures, but there is a physical ridge in the middle exposing the colored paper, with cloth on the top and bottom. i wanted to mirror the typeset, and i think i pulled it off!
the title and cover design are done in gold HTV, and the exposed colored papers are all marbled lokta. the endsheets are also printed lokta with coordinating painted edges and blue/yellow endbands. each book also has a 5mm silk bookmark topped with a gold charm that looks a little bit like one of zoro's earrings if you squint, hehe. iykyk.
now look at my typeset, boy. im 99% sure its what killed my printer (and good lord that was a whole sidequest for these binds).
anyway, thank you to the lovely readers and friends who requested this book. your patience has been invaluable and i hope u enjoy these copies <3
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you post about wanting to "get that man pregnant" and yet you then complain about children existing. i dont think you deserve to get him pregnant. i dont think youd treat him well.
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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
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MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds
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