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I understand so little. I don’t want to know more.

this is my favorite video game trailer of all time i think about it constantly

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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life

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Maenads spotted

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Pavlov fucks

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Odysseus over here like ‘I was such a terrible person… I came back but Penelope I’m not the same man…’

And Penelope’s Not Having That Shit, girl is just like ‘FUCK THAT. YOU ARE my HUSBAND. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST QUIT BECAUSE YOUVE MURDERED A BABY OR TWO? FUCK I COULD KILL A BABY RIGHT HERE IF YOU NEED ME THAT RIDE OR DIE’

And anyways one day I’ll find a woman who I can confess my love and terrible deeds to just like her

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Man, hot chocolate really fucks

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My mother and I have been regularly playing stardew together again since 1.6 came out, and I’ve been going into her house to put fun stuff like a cow decal in there to pleasantly surprise her.

Anyways, I got a mannequin from Sandy and put it in, and she got used to it over the course of a season.

Then I put a mannequin that dropped from the haunted skulls next to it. She got used to it too, as it’s been very well behaved.

It moved a step forward last night.

She thought I did it.

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Just set up a couch co op game of Minecraft for my parents to play together. They’ve played before, but always with me and also

Well

Also I’ve always turned off friendly fire before

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Me, standing in Midwest america, staring despondently up at the night sky:

ppleeaasw… the e col lorrs… bring them back .ck…. the pi iink… th e greeen…

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God the corn maze. Went in and felt like I had to escape as quickly as possible but was not allowed by social convention to just walk back out the entrance. The mounting pressure of trying to find your way through the corn.

I’ve gotta do that shit again sometime.

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

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This prophet about halfway through the song, sighing mentally; ok buddy let’s take it from the top

Odysseus really out here screaming in the prophet’s face (I Cannot Remember that name) WHO and that guy’s one hundred percent rolling his eyes and biting back the need to shake this man by the shoulders like who the fuck you think man take a second to remember all the shit you’ve done on the way here

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Open arms is such a fucking heartbreaker my god

‘A cave!’ And his fucking voice, he’s just so… excited, he’s happy, things are working out!

And then the cave.

I just think it’s important that the motif with all of the positive upswings and just blatantly vibrant notes is his, even after death

And even when he died, he kept to it! He died believing in his wonderful world! He already knew that the lotus eaters had led them to the cyclops, he may have even had a few seconds of consciousness after the cyclops got him, but he still believed!

It kind of reminds of that one servant in a Shakespeare play, the manservant without a name. The manservant hears the lords (or something) plotting a terrible thing, so he steps forward to attempt to stop them- and is immediately killed. He knows this will happen. He knows he cannot stop them. But regardless he tries

Anyway I am completely normal about the notion of like- having a positive philosophy about your impact on the world and how the world itself is a kind one and dying because of it but still nonetheless dying with belief that the world is kind regardless

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Odysseus is awake for nine days, right, and probably a very short nap

So basically I’m hearing that when Poseidon jogs up and gets all in their faces, Odysseus is almost definitely seeing the Hat Man do a little shimmy and the Charleston right on deck also

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As heartbroken as I am as a general state of being re: Polites, I think we’re sleeping a bit on how the album cover of the underworld saga literally shows hundreds of heads emerging from the waters of the underworld

And that Odysseus’ men are mostly dead….

And sure, some died to the cyclops, but the rest… well Poseidon drowned them, yeah

So Odysseus looks down from his ship when he begins to hear these screams and sees the blue, mangled faces of his drowned men bobbing in the water, reaching desperately with water-bloated fingers for him, screaming CAPTAIN at him, begging him to remember their mantra of ruthlessness as mercy for that is what killed them

And he looks and looks and they the hundreds stretch about his ship, desperately screaming, asking for him in their endless repetition of their final moments, believing enough in him as they died to beg him to save them from a god’s fury

Anyways I’m fine over this!

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And then the butterfly!! The pretty creature that’s little known for its nature as a scavenger! They feed off of corpses at times! But they’re so shiny and pretty that their moments on flowers are far more recalled than their moments feeding off of dead fish

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

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YET AGAIN ATTEMPTING TO MIND CONTROL MY FATHER INTO REMOVING THE RADIOACTIVE MARBLE FROM HIS JEANS BEFORE HE WASHES THEM

Once again attempting to thought-beam my father into remembering to take his radioactive marble OUT of his jeans pockets before he washes his clothes