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Happy 4th :)

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What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

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friendship is when you hear the stupidest most annoying thing you've experienced in your life then immediately share it with everyone like

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i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

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tumblr writers I am begging you to write a story featuring a character named William Robert Banks

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

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there’s a guy in my small town who has started a paranormal research campaign in the area, mostly to attract tourism, its such a funny way to go about it but it’s working

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On a slightly related note, if you ever have an ex who is threatening suicide if you don’t get back together with them, do not get back together. Do not drive to their house. Do not offer to meet them. For legal reasons, you may send them a simple text telling them not to do it. Call their parents or their friends and alert them to the individual’s suicidal threats. Then, block your ex to create space. Abusive partners often use threats of suicide to keep their victims from leaving, even if you didn’t think the relationship was abusive you should be weary. In the event your ex is actually suicidal over the break up, there is nothing you can do for them. You are not a mental health professional. You cannot give them the short term or long term help they need. You have no obligation to try to fix them.

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HUGE NEWS

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wishing all my asian american mutuals a very safe and good day today

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I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

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Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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oh you’re neurodivergent? reblog with the song stuck in your head and the task you’re currently procrastinating on

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No doctor will ever get my respect like the woman in the ER who checked me for claws and fangs because I told her I was turning into a werewolf and could feel it and let me know gently that she couldn't find any but that didnt make it feel any less real, like THATS how you do it, other doctors who just flat out told me I was wrong take notes