Life Hack: Romanticize leaving your house by playing the LOTR soundtrack and pretending you’re going on a noble quest for the good of Middle Earth instead of going to class or to the grocery store to get eggs.
y’all remember that episode where they were filming a serious documentary about a patient and they interviewed wilson & he took the opportunity to just slander house as much as possible. like just straight up lie with a straight face for the #meme of it. drag that man’s name through the dirt. he thinks he’s so funny I HATEEEE his ass <3