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What flavor is your favorite?

"Of the tea? I like the Raspberry dragon fruit one."

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Have you ever tried boba tea yet?

"Yeah, Darwin wanted to try one at some cafe place or whatever a while back, so we spent our allowance on that. It's pretty good."

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Kill God

"Meh, I've got better things to do."

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What if Darwin was allergic to cat fur?

"I'd.. Prefer not to think about it."

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Who do you love more, Darwin or Anais? And don't say "I love them both equally".

"I'm not pitting my siblings against each other like that. Mom already does that enough with us even if she tries not to show it."

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Hey Gumball, do you hate Mondays and really like lasagna?

"Who doesn't hate Monday? It means having to go back to school and deal with Miss Simian screeching into your face all day! As for lasagna.... I don't love it, but I like when mom makes it."

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I got it from the internet.

"Dagnabbit Sarah! Of course she would've seen and uploaded that!"

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"..Where did you get that."

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Because you are cat.

"Hey just because I'm a cat doesn't mean that I'm gonna instantly bend to your will, I'm not doing squat."

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Would you like to be treated like a pet cat?

"Why would I want to do that??"

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Hi! Gumball

I want to see you in pajamas.

"Sarah is that you? Get out of my blog."

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Hi! Gumball

Why do you love Saturday?

"Because it's the best day to sit back, relax, eat cereal, and watch cartoons without someone in your ear telling you to get up and go to school. Why wouldn't I love Saturday?"

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"Heh, that was fun."

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Hi, Penny here. Just wanted to say I'm breaking up with you cause you suck.

kbye

"Nice try anon, Penny would never break up with me over text. She has decency."

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Happy birthday!

"Thank you? My birthday isn't until like July though."

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What kinds of mischief have u been up to?

"Eh, just the typical stuff. Nothing too noteworthy besides almost falling off that unfinished bridge....again."

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I have scientific proof that you are the center of the universe.

"I knew it!"