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*shouting from far away* CAN WE GET AN AGRESSIVE GAY TENSION JAMILTON QUOTE

Hamilton: I hate you and your dumb, big, amazing hair!

Jefferson: Yeah? Well, I hate your stupid, pretty eyes!

Hamilton: ...

Jefferson: ...

Hamilton: So...

Jefferson: Wanna go make out?

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Jefferson: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Hamilton’ club, where we collectively say “fuck you” to that crabby bitch.

Laurens [sweating]: I may have misunderstood...

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You just kissed yourself a princess! And I’m about to do it again.

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG (2009)

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Madison: Well, you behave as if you dislike me. In fact, you behave as if you dislike us all.

Hamilton: I don’t. I just dislike him.

Hamilton: [points at Jefferson]

Jefferson: Dear me. Is it because I’m better-looking than you?

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Washington, during a job interview for Madison: Any special skills?

Madison: I look good in black.

Washington: [writing it down] Excellent.

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The best thing that i’ve been drawing ever probably

Thomas Jefferson and the political abyss

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Hercules: Lafayette, how high are you right now?

Lafayette: How what?

Hercules: High.

Lafayette: Hello.

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Alexander: When you’ve been in politics as long as I have, you start to develop thick skin!

Jefferson: You’re an asshole!

Alexander, bursting into tears: Stupid idiot!!

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Made all the wrong decisions 

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Alexander, walking into Washington’s office: Good morning... parental figure.

Washington, without looking up from his paperwork: Good morning, problem child.

Jefferson, from behind his desk: Why can’t things ever be normal around here?

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Laurens: Why don’t the British like us?

Lafayette, butting into the conversation: Maybe they’re homophobic...?

Alexander: We’re not gay.

Laurens, with a shocked expression: We’re not?! I mean... yeah we’re not.

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Burr: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Alex: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Jamilton incorrect quotes? Pls?

Alexander, texting: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from shoulders to your toes???

Jefferson, replying: Dude. It’s 4 in the FUCKING MORNING!

Alexander, replying: So... you can’t sleep, huh?

Alexander, replying: ...is it because of the blanket?

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He looks so fucking-😍😍😭

Daveed Diggs as Andre Layton

Snowpiercer 2020

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LITERALLY I AM ALREADY HOOKED

Andre and Melanie negotiation with each other

Snowpiercer 2020

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Thomas Jefferson: I’m not doing well.

Thomas Jefferson: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Alexander Hamilton: *walks into the room where it happens*

Thomas Jefferson: Oh look there it is again.