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capitalism sucks yippee!!! 😁😁😁

you will become allergic to nickel and forget that the earring you just put in is nickel plated, thus giving yourself an ear infection

-@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

damn not again... ive had enough earring-related ear infections......

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pffff L imagine that 🫵🤣

you will become allergic to nickel and forget that the earring you just put in is nickel plated, thus giving yourself an ear infection

-@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

damn not again... ive had enough earring-related ear infections......

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you will become allergic to nickel and forget that the earring you just put in is nickel plated, thus giving yourself an ear infection

-@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

damn not again... ive had enough earring-related ear infections......

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1000 notes and I'll post a skirt pic or two

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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pain from space :))))

(and a rock will come from space and crush you toe nail into your toe that you will have to pull out of said toe with your own fingers)

taking away all ability of using pain killers as you do it as well!!!!!!! :D

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I can't believe I'm also doing this

But if this post gets 5K notes (impossible) by April (still impossible) then I'll start a gimmick blog chosen by a poll

Edit: goal changed to 1k because I don't think it's possible to reach 5k. If I do though, I'll add more options to the poll.

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we (the system that runs this blog) run @magic-gumball-machine!

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@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats 

@fuck-you-ominous-threats 

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

@a-threat-every-day 

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@scarysigns

Threatsverse do y'all know of anyone who's a machine/house gimmick blog? Aside from vending machine and haunted house

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The thing about being friends with people that run gimmick blogs is that one wrong post will get me fucking reblogageddon

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nuh uh.

I’ll reveal your blood to everyone who respects you

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youll never guess what my main blog is

I’ll reveal your blood to everyone who respects you

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So I've decided I'm gay because I smell like pristine seashells on a riverbank mixed with rocks and delicious tea, as well

@prowerhour-reeggtivated20231123 @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

I’ve decided to start a tag game. Imma put a word and y’all get to add TWO words to it every time you reblog.

So,

@aggressivenesswhilecrying@thehumandictionary and anyone who randomly finds this! No pressure!

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explosions

there

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cum

there

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YESSSS I LOVE THIS PICREW ITS SO AMAZING <2<2<2<2

my beloved threatsona who is quite literally a star (actually do not touch them you can and will burst into flames.)

all of my fellow corporate gimmick blogs. show me your corpsona or whatever you call it

link rah @nintendo-of-america-official @yahoo-official @def-bjs-guys fuck i forgot the others sry

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would you care for the vast void of space on this fine day?

one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day

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So apparently KOSA (2024 edition) is getting either thrown out until next year or put into effect in six days.

Update that's going in the main post at the top: it has enough support to pass.

It failed the last two times because people were voting against it.

This time, KOSA has traction among the pro-LGBTQ parties. Because nobody is fucking calling their bullshit and screaming from the rooftops that calling it the "Kids Online Safety Act" is misleading.

What will it passing do?

Nothing much, only prevent any education on LGBTQIA+ (it's that stupid fucking argument about us grooming kids again), shut down nearly every fandom space on the internet, and make it required for most big tech companies to have your ID.

Want to have resources for kids to discover their identity readily available? Yes? Then fucking speak up against this stupid fucking bill.

Fandom spaces like Tumblr, Twitter (? I thought the MAGA assholes liked Musk?), Tiktok, Archive Of Our Own, and any other website that hosts fanfic or fanart? Either shut down permanently, forced to uproot to a different country and down for a while (best case scenario, and they likely won't be able to send any data, and therefore fanfics, to the US), or gutted so that you only get to put G rated cishet ships on there, if any shipping at all. How to avoid that? I've already said it: Call your fucking representatives.

Want to avoid the fucking dystopic task of being legally obligated to give big tech your government issue ID? Again, cause an uproar. Call your goddamned representatives.

If they can pass this, the ripple effects could be catastrophic.

So, for fuck's sake, any Americans that can impact this stupid fucking bill and see this? Do everything in your power to shut it down because you have until February twenty sixth (26th) to send this bill back to where it belongs.

And if you can't do that? Reblog, copy my tags, and boost the signal.

Sorry not sorry for ranting, making you scroll through that, and swearing a probably excessive amount, but KOSA is a bill with a GLOBAL IMPACT being passed by ONE COUNTRY because some old people are scared of two guys with who were told they were girls kissing within five hundred miles of a child. Fuck this shit, I shouldn't have to worry about bad bills in America but I fucking do because I use the internet and would like to avoid mass censorship. Fuck this, fuck conservatives, and fuck the fact that some boomers make your country's policies.

Now, if you won't mind me, I'm going to be up until three in the morning downloading fanfiction or copying and pasting them into a a text file if I can't so I can read them by the end of the week.