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a favorite memory:

when i was in fifth grade, we read a book in school where a young girl in prehistory finds a dolphin skeleton. and i was so taken in by the description of the bones, how there were fingers in the fins, that i came home to my dad and told him "i think that when humans came out of the oceans, dolphins did, too, but they went back in."

my dad went upstairs and came back with an issue of analog magazine, the sci-fi digest he read religiously, and handed it to me.

"here," he said. "you're ready for this."

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this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That��s when I’m satisfied.

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C'mere blondie

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little did he know, it was not a joke

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what the hell, sure, i’ll put this 2023 art thing here.

back when me and my gf played KCD1, she found a way to get around that hunger meter without stuffing her inventory space with food (or paying): she broke into people’s homes specifically to get a bite of that perpetual stew 😤😤😤

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I may show a bit of the Witteclaw kid even if I don't do anything with him

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There was a TexMex restaurant in Japan that we went to and for some reason there was a black and white framed picture of Joaquin from The Book of Life on the wall. 

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Primary explanation as to Radzig being Henry's father is just to give us all the more reason to call him daddy

Yes, I should probably read about him instead of saying shit but you know I make a valid point c'mon

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if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Look I love the gays. But I’m too much of a lesbian to pass up on Katherine.

I just like women who are mean to me more than men who are mean to me

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Yes! I’ve read that fic as well, it’s amazing! Highly recommend!

The way yall characterize Radzig in this fandom is insane and since ive gotten so fed up here’s a bitchy rant. (I’ve only played the first game in full, not done with the second yet fyi)

“Radzig could’ve married Henry’s mother!”

No. He fucking couldn’t. He legit fucking couldn’t. Even if he figured out some way to make it work what life would that subject Henry and his mother to? The commoner who birthed a noble’s bastard out of wedlock? Yeah, that’d go over smoothly.

“They could’ve run away and married”

Sure they could’ve, but there’s the means of finding work, surviving the journey, making sure Henry’s mother had the right people around to help with the birth. Etc etc. Not a good idea methinks.

“Radzig doesn’t care about Henry! He only sees him as a useful tool!”

Ex-fucking-cuse me? Are we playing the same game here? The man who looked distressed when watching Henry run away from the castle, didn’t care about Henry? The man who quite literally loudly expressed his relief when hearing about Henry’s survival in Talmberg? Naaah doesn’t mean anything. The man who took Henry into his service the moment he walked into Rattay, gave him all the means to defend himself and more training to boot? Nope he don’t care. The man who, yes sent him on dangerous missions, but always with the advice of caution, of not taking unnecessary risks, flat out stating that he didn’t want to lose him, and not only that always telling him what a good job he’s doing and that he’s PROUD of him when he returns? NAAAH doesn’t care.

The man who was AGAINST Henry going to Vranik because it was too dangerous, and only allowed it at Hanush and Henry’s request.

Radzig proves a million times over that he cares. Shut up with this “useful tool” bullshit.

“Radzig didn’t explain himself at all”

This might just be me, but I didn’t particularly want the details of what happened between Henry’s mother and Radzig. Especially since if Henry is 18-19 in KCD that would put Radzig in his TEENS when he had Henry.

For me “We were young and it happened” was enough. Besides, he explained the most important part.

That Martin knew, and that Radzig never forgot about him.

Henry wasn’t just “an accident” to Radzig, no shut up, he wasn’t.

If Radzig truly thought that, he wouldn’t have kept an eye on Henry, he wouldn’t have taken the time to make sure him and his mother were taken care of. This man may not be world’s best dad, but ffs you can tell that he TRIES.

TLDR: Sir Dadzig cares, pass it on.

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The way yall characterize Radzig in this fandom is insane and since ive gotten so fed up here’s a bitchy rant. (I’ve only played the first game in full, not done with the second yet fyi)

“Radzig could’ve married Henry’s mother!”

No. He fucking couldn’t. He legit fucking couldn’t. Even if he figured out some way to make it work what life would that subject Henry and his mother to? The commoner who birthed a noble’s bastard out of wedlock? Yeah, that’d go over smoothly.

“They could’ve run away and married”

Sure they could’ve, but there’s the means of finding work, surviving the journey, making sure Henry’s mother had the right people around to help with the birth. Etc etc. Not a good idea methinks.

“Radzig doesn’t care about Henry! He only sees him as a useful tool!”

Ex-fucking-cuse me? Are we playing the same game here? The man who looked distressed when watching Henry run away from the castle, didn’t care about Henry? The man who quite literally loudly expressed his relief when hearing about Henry’s survival in Talmberg? Naaah doesn’t mean anything. The man who took Henry into his service the moment he walked into Rattay, gave him all the means to defend himself and more training to boot? Nope he don’t care. The man who, yes sent him on dangerous missions, but always with the advice of caution, of not taking unnecessary risks, flat out stating that he didn’t want to lose him, and not only that always telling him what a good job he’s doing and that he’s PROUD of him when he returns? NAAAH doesn’t care.

The man who was AGAINST Henry going to Vranik because it was too dangerous, and only allowed it at Hanush and Henry’s request.

Radzig proves a million times over that he cares. Shut up with this “useful tool” bullshit.

“Radzig didn’t explain himself at all”

This might just be me, but I didn’t particularly want the details of what happened between Henry’s mother and Radzig. Especially since if Henry is 18-19 in KCD that would put Radzig in his TEENS when he had Henry.

For me “We were young and it happened” was enough. Besides, he explained the most important part.

That Martin knew, and that Radzig never forgot about him.

Henry wasn’t just “an accident” to Radzig, no shut up, he wasn’t.

If Radzig truly thought that, he wouldn’t have kept an eye on Henry, he wouldn’t have taken the time to make sure him and his mother were taken care of. This man may not be world’s best dad, but ffs you can tell that he TRIES.

TLDR: Sir Dadzig cares, pass it on.

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Guys real shit, what is your reasoning for making Alistair king? Maybe it’s just because I romanced him but it has never once crossed my mind to make that choice. Would love to hear your reasonings!!