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D DAY WHO IS READY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

And you thought Thomas Agony Thorne was insufferable enough before this

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And you thought Thomas Agony Thorne was insufferable enough before this

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Thanks for answering my question! Honestly, while it is kinda funny, I do agree it is a very mean way to describe some exchausted disgrunted teenager with various deformities he couldn't help. Poor dude. Your blog is very fun by the way! It's good to see BBC ghosts content too, it's a crazy underrated show

thought this might be a good time to tell all my bbc ghosts followers you will get new ghost soon i prommy

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Where did those quotes in the art piece of yours you reblogged about Charles V being ugly and stupid actually come from?

I'm really curious about which academics said that

YAY im being recognised as a reliable source to come to for these things!!!11!

Moving on okurrrrr i //did// say academics in like massive inverted commas so 🤡🤡🤡 regular history book writers is more like but doesn't quite have a ring to it. Anyway here are your Sauces™ because i may throw words around but I don't make shit up!! *Taps head*

"A perfect twit, a cruel victim of spoiling and aristocratic inbreeding" - Eric Metaxas, Martin Luther

"He couldn't help being ugly", "Villainously ugly" - John Julius Norwich 🔫 WHAT'S GOOD CUNT!!!?!?!????!*, Four Princes

"Not quite put together.... Ungainly and frail-looking" - James Reston Jr, Defenders of the Faith

"Thin, sickly-looking and somewhat ugly" - Henry Kamen ((aka the only bitch on this list i respect)), Spain 1469-1714: A Society of Conflict

*((if you all KNEW how much i hate JJN. it's Unreal. Had semen scumbag Montefiore from soviet history's good review on the very back of this book too they can suck each others and rot together imo.))

Have a sketch i never posted with it! And yes he was a skrunkly lad wasn't he!! If I can't *quite* say I love him then I can at least say I feel a deep sympathy really every time someone unironically dunks on what was otherwise an uncomfortable teenager. It just feels mean, ye know what i mean?

And then a deep fascination with his arc from that sopping wet rat to whatever the hell god complex delulu bullshit he became when he got older. Thoroughly insufferable. I'm obsessed.

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““Academics”“ when faced with the most skrunkly looking teenager in their books:  get his arse 🔪  🔪 🔪

Keep reading

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Ludwig II Twink Death

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Dance Kid 🤢 vs Theatre Kid 🤮

Redraw of @unanchored-ship 's sketch

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I f. I forgor Ch*rles V's birthday. And it took me a month to. Unbelievable.

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As unrealistic as me thinking, for like one (1) ((or TWO?????)) whole years, that i was going to colour this in

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I would do opium off him actually

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Cursed historical Valentines be upon ye again

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Happy Valentine's u filthy animals 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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St George Did Not Kill Me (and I do not know why), St George Left But I'm Still Here or: 12 Years With Trauma 💀✌️🐲 Happy Year of the Dragon to me

((CW TRAUMADUMPING 🤡🤡🤡 SORRY))

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Everyone who has drawn the opposite underestimates Julian's love of erm, cheating.

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Grandma's Boy

((Bonus wip))

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this again lads more history n ghosts nonsense coming up don't worry lads i got ye

Not dead im just being threatened from every corner of Europe ((had to do university))

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Thought I'd do a thing for @best-habsburg-monarch since they'd just finished their polls and someone i rooted for on my own always nonsense reasons actually clawed his way into the top three