littlest-homie

[littlest-homie]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

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projecting my chalk hobby onto her crazystyle

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sketches

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splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

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dirt cheap shouldn't be a phrase have you gone dirt shopping lately like

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"I want to be a dragon."

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love having mutuals that talk about stuff i dont understand. i dont know who youre talking about but i believe you have good takes. now look at that cool art of someone else i dont know. hey is that guy from like, roblox or something? life is beautiflul

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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My train was late. AGAIN.

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I just love my job

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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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I keep thinking about how stupid pokemon villains are

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>Be ENA

>At work

>On a mission to find my Boss

>Ask coworker where to find them

>Says he doesn't know on account of cigarette smoke filling up the lobby

>Claims there's a genie who can clear the smoke

>No problem

>Go on quest

>Everyone keeps claiming they're The Boss but I know better and call out their bullshit

>They call me broke and ugly

>Wtf

>Keep asking around where I can find the genie Bathroom

>"It's over there"

>Misadventures

>$7000 Babybel Cheese

>Find the Bathroom

>Body is torn asunder

>Fight my way through the Bathroom

>Find the genie

>Confess my transgressions and have my soul cleansed

>About to ascend to godhood

>"Wait, you're ENA wtf"

>Genie asks what I want

>Ask the genie to clear the smoke from the lobby so I can find my Boss

>The genie calls me broke and ugly

>End of Chapter 1

[littlest-homie]

the duality of life is a little wild

half the time im running a project on god's craziest sideblog, and the other half I'm running house errands, doing odd jobs, taking care of my family, and picking up one specific friend for road adventures.

it feels like I've been on the clock for days, but at least this grind is enjoyable and fulfilling ^^

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i feel like this is something necessary to provide to the public