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What I wouldn't do to get a fun Squeak Squad spin off game that is inspired by the Wario Land games. Just having the squad go on fun treasure hunting adventures, locating treasure which could tie in to how good of an ending you'd get, maybe have something special power ups in which can affect each member of Daroach's gang and even racing against the clock in order to find everything needed to progress through the game!

Also, don't forget your daily dose of eldritch horrors in which every Kirby game has to have. This time possibly being tied to the concept of greed or something.

(Specifically the fourth one due to it's Indiana Jones feel and the story of a person's soul from long ago being stuck in a form that resembles nothing like who they once were and needing the help of a brave hero to have their soul finally put to rest feels weirdly like it could be in a Kirby game.)

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Is this just what happened with the idea of Wave 2 of Kirby Star Allies?

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Just a dumb headcanon based on that one Mass Attack fight against Daroach where if you don't beat him quickly enough he disappears, but not before laughing at you.

I live for the idea of Daroach having the stereotypical mysterious, suave and sexy voice that most phantom thieves like him have... But his laugh is just so high pitched and squeaky that he has sworn to never laugh infront of others due to embarrassment.

And Spinni intentionally making him laugh by poking him in ticklish areas much to his annoyance especially infront of others

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This single panel of a manga right here

Literally reminds me of this meme.

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So it's been a hit while since I read the English translation of Kirby: Search For The Dreamy Gears and I'm not gonna lie. I honestly hope that we get another light novel that acts like a sequel or even a prequel because I seriously cannot get enough of that universe.

From the subtle commentary of classism (not really a massive theme in the story because kids read these light novels) the steampunk aesthetic in general and the personalities of the characters.

Oh! And also whatever the heck Meta Knight and Daroach have going on. (Happy Pride month btw)

I know it's wishful thinking but I honestly hope that we get another light novel for that universe.

Pray with me y'all

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CraftyCorn: Kneeing Infront of bed and praying I know that I have so many friends... But I cannot help but feel so alone being the only mythical creature of the group. Though I could never say it infront of them out of fear of hurting their feelings! And I need someone else who can understand me... Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile:

Simon Smokes: Standing in front of burning rubble and laughing maniacally

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Touille: Talking to Miss Delight while upset and pointing at Catnap He's touching me! He's touching me!

Catnap: Pointing his finger a few inches away from Touille I'm not touching you.

Touille: Getting more angry I SEE YOUR FINGER RIGHT THERE!!!

Catnap: Not touching.

Touille: Miss Delight, can I kill him!?

Catnap: It's free air.

Touille: Licks him in the face

Catnap: Immediately starts to beat Touille up

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Stupidest idea I possibly ever had for the Nightmare Critters. But what if Touille like a lot of rodents was actually lactose intolerant and despises cheese because it gives him tummy aches.

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At a restaurant

Picky Piggy: Looking at a menu Is there like a secret menu where they keep the top shelf stuff or what!?

Touille: Oh, the fast food places have that. You gotta say, "Bring me an apple and make it cry!"

Picky Piggy: That just sounds like they kick it's butt until it's apple sauce, but I don't want apple sauce!

Touille: No, that's - they put onions on it.

Picky Piggy: ... Why?

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Inside Baba's house during a very bad thunderstorm

Baba Chops: Ugh... The power's out again...

Touille: Don't worry! I got this! Violently shakes himself until his stomach starts to glow brightly

Baba Chops: ... Wha?

Touille: I swallowed a flashlight!

Baba Chops: ... WHY WOULD YOU!?

Touille: Because I caaaaaaan.

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DogDay: On the swings Someone push me!! Push me high!!!

Bobby Bearhug: Goes to get up from bench

Baba Chops: Stops her I got this.

Also Baba Chops: Proceeds to dropkick DogDay out of swing

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I finally found the video that best describes how I imagine Touille and Rabie Baby's friendship would be:

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Rabie Baby: So... Did you have fun on your little adventures?

Touille: Covered in cat scratches No! I didn't! I didn't have fun at all! My ear is missing a chunk. My arms hurt. I got kicked in the head. I hate everything, and I didn't even know I could do that!

Rabie Baby: That's okay, Baby Girl. I know you're lost without me. Be sure to never leave my side again, okay?

Touille: Sniffles Okay...

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So I recently got into playing Don't Starve and Don't Starve Together which are games I highly recommend.

And this gave me a fun idea for a stupid au for the Nightmare and Smiling Critters in which I personally would call "Starving Critters!" which is just basically Don't Starve with the Critters.

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Simon Smokes: We fight so much, even our friends don't want us around!

Poe: Maggie's not my friend.

I only tolerate Baba Chops.

No one likes Icky Licky.

And Touille is basically a pet.

Touille: Arf!

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How Maggie Mako steals sweets from the other Critters;

Maggie Mako: Hey Touille. Could you go and fetch me a glass of liquids from Baba's kitchen?

Touille: Okay! Goes to the kitchen

A smoke detector goes off

Touille: Uh oh.

More noises are heard from the kitchen which consist of what sounds like silverware falling to the ground

Touille: It's okay! Everything's alright!

A machine gun could be heard next in the kitchen along with glass shattering

Touille: Uh... Baba? Do you have any ketchup?

Baba Chops: Immediately starts marching off into kitchen, leaving her cake behind WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?

Maggie Mako: Proceeds to devour said cake

30 seconds later;

Baba Chops: Dragging Touille out of the kitchen by one of his ears

Touille: Ow!OwOw!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow! I'm sorry!

Baba Chops: Let's Touille go and sees what Maggie Mako did Did you eat the entirety of my cake in the 30 seconds that I was gone!?

Maggie Mako: With frosting and crumbs on her face No?...

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The Nightmare Critters gang breaking into Catnap's home to see if any of Rabie Baby's rumors about are true be like:

Rabie Baby: Alright now, there could be anything lurking in here. So keep your eyes pee-

Touille: Panicked and pointing OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS THAT!?

Maggie Mako: What!? Where!?

Simon Smokes: Is it slimy!? Oh my God, it's slimy, isn't it!?

Touille: Give it a hug! Love will put it's restless soul to rest!

Maggie Mako tackles the thing which turns out to just be a lamp which breaks

Simon Smokes: Why in the name of King Louie XIV's colorful pleated trousers did we listen to you!?

Touille: I don't know. I think it's because everyone else is in a panic in these kinds of situations, but I think about this stuff a lot. So everyone just takes my advice.