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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

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Ed Gamble Well, I'd imagine you've got pink pants on. Alex Horne No, there's been a situation there. They've all gone black. Ed Gamble What? Alex Horne It's all black now. Ed Gamble As in they used to be pink and now they've gone black. Alex Horne Greg teased me so much. He said, 'You've got to wear black pants.' James Acaster Because their slimming. Alex Horne I think because he said, 'The older you get, the more likely are to be that you'll need black pants.' James Acaster What? Ed Gamble Right. Alex Horne I don't know. I'm waiting to discover the reason. James Acaster I'm guessing he thinks you're going to be dropping drops of piss all over your pants. Alex Horne I thought it would be the other one, but yes. Ed Gamble Those are the exact pants that Greg wears. Alex Horne Yes, I wear the same pants as Greg now. James Acaster No, Alex. You've got to look at that. You've got to examine that. Alex Horne I've got a box of pink pants. James Acaster But Greg has bullied you into wearing the same pants as him. Alex Horne Yes. Ed Gamble Black pants. James Acaster This is not healthy Alex.

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i love how greg is apparently in his pointing out how weird alex is era despite it being nearly series 17 like what did he think was going on before that. did he think that was normal. the dog bed was in series 5.

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Series 19 GOAT 🏆

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+ bonus:

S19 outtake & Greg on Lorraine

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Art by John Park

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Learn Latin with Little Alex!

I made a little Latin language zine for Taskmaster! Here they are. I'll be posting it on AO3 with translation notes aplenty. There's a banter section - in Latin - with a Latin pun that I stole!

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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I love Stevie (x)

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♪ And if this world runs out of lovers We'll still have each other ♪

Greg and Alex at Glastonbury [x]

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fun taskmaster fact! you can pick any random frame from this episode and it looks like a lynchian fever dream

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recognising people's ao3 usernames in the kudos is like taking out a library book and seeing a familiar name like ah, yes, we are both connoisseurs of the art. cheers bitch 🥂

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they put this man in a situation and the results will shock you. 1 injured (it's him alex horne)

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and look at what they can achieve together

kink at pride is all well and good but what about kink at the light entertainment show taskmaster

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