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Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

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going

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The lesbian energy….

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oh! so he’s putting his fingers in his mouth now!……i’m feeling very normal abt this😁

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If you ever feel stupid just remember that I thought BTS was the same band as Backstreet Boys

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I think some of you guys are lying about wanting someone to put out a cigarette on you tbh I think some of you would cry

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How tough am I? When I was only 6 years old I fought 12 adult men and lost.

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Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

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Not writing a fanfic nobody asked for but writing fanfic for yourself and that one other person who is equally insane about the idea

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How it feels to write a batshit insane comment on a fic and the author instantly matches your freak

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Can we make carnivorous locusts?

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Bitches hate when I pull out this bad boy in the bedroom:

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my swag centric lifestyle prevents me from engaging with your gay and lame stuff

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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we smoking nothing. we have nothing