localgoblin

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found a gem when i was playing with my niece at the park

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Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

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im gonna do it. dont tempt me.

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armor, 1617

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She’s a 10 but relates to everything Franz Kafka and Fyodor Dostoyevsky have ever said

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boys watching evil dead: omg these movies are such a masterpiece. So iconic and funny. the camera work is incredible. sam raimi is a legend. you win 100 internets sir. EDIT thanks for 5k likes

Girls watching evil dead: i bet ash would let me fuck him in the ass

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Did you just say you like my posts?

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the horrors may be unrelenting but motherfucker so am i!

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big fan of when stuff is the color green

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writing a new Code of Hammurabi wherein people who still use the word ‘hecking’ or god forbid the abbreviated form 'heckin’ are sentenced to one thousand years of repentance in the unforgiving desert sands

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smoking that shit that made the monsters mash

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I wish so bad I could tolerate Taylor Swift y’all seem like you’re having so much fun