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Kei is somewhat a nonchalant kid sometimes ahahhahaha he literally said in a restaurant the situation about zhongli and him (I find it cute and adorable >_<)

*Kei saw a man smoking at the harbor*

Kei: mama doesn't like smoking... (A headcanon of mine hehehe)

Zhongli: why do you say that?

Kei: it's because the smell "It's... Hard to breathe" she said. And once a guy talked to mama a couple of times but then mama saw that he smoked... Mama had this face.

*kei tried to imitate mama chibana's face*

Kei: like that.

Zhongli: I see. Well your mama will be having no problems with me, I don't smoke.

*zhongli was somewhat jealous the fact that on his absence (he couldn't control the decision that mama chibana was leaving the time), some guys were trying their shot*

It’s not an accurate child character if they don’t just say out of pocket random stuff completely unprompted. Kei’s kind of shy but he absolutely would just turn to a stranger and say “my teacher says smoking is bad and it makes you stink.” Mama would get a little embarrassed but he’s right. It does stink and it is bad for you. Good job kiddo.

Also I agree as someone who doesn’t smoke but everyone in their family does, Mama wouldn’t like smoking. It’s all harm, no good.

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(Gently ruffles hair)

It’s almost May 2nd :)

If you kill me you have to finish my ongoing fics

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okay.

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going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he's not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really...disheartening? spot where they're pretty much just reduced to "person with a cybernetic limb" - it's always just somewhere from "just a cool visual design" to flat out "superpower". I can't think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I'm all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that's not really what's implied by these designs. They're just... Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.

Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He's a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.

Whilst we can't see much of his wheelchair the position he's sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.

Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he's not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he's a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He's fat and he's hot and he's a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?

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art comic

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Chapter 45 of my Pants x Fem Reader SLOW BURN long fic, The Serpent.

Pantalone strikes another bargain with you.

(A/N contains spoilers of Arlecchino's voiceline about Pantalone)

Overall rating 'Mature' for now (because no smut yet but there will be eventually)

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post arlecchino convo lmao rip bozo

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Truly it is incredibly inconvenient how you have to write your stories if you want to read them

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Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

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My voice is so fucked rn that I legitimately can't speak above whispering, I sound like gargling needles while slightly congested asmr. I feel like it too.

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I’m so pressed about how evil this company is that I’m reposting Alex’s gofundme over here. They’re trying to bury Alex under so many legal fees that they have no choice but to give up their ip… and they’re only one of many many people (and pets!) that have been harmed by this company.

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

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You know when your cyborg body horror-focused worldbuilding is successful if the tumblr notes are full of trans ppl going feral over the horny implications

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Love that all the harbingers, so far, are in agreement that Pantalone is incredibly annoying and borderline crazy

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer