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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

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no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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I have absolutely no recollection of how I came into possession of this, but I uncovered it while cleaning and it makes me laugh.

I'm a certified bike officer. The law said so. 👁️

(I hate the police and can't ride a bike. I'm perfect for this.)

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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DO MAKE HIM - HE'S GAY AND FRIENDLY!

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When you read a book regarding historical figures or events and suddenly you have massive beef with some guy who passed away like three hundred years ago

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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

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Knitting! Nope gotta untangle string first

Crochet! After I untangle some string

Weaving - untangle lots of string

Cross stitch - hold up, string is tangled and I am full of rage

Sewing: string tangled into tiny knots of hatred

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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PHOTOS I GOT OF THE RULES IN ENGLISH

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fiber arts is really a laundering scheme for mathematics.