Hello, I am Caboose, captain of blue team, [Hasn't seen season 15, blocks spoilers for now.] [RvB RP blog by Drifter]
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@thestupidmeanone
Caboose had a tendency to do this. It wasn’t a great one, or a super common one, but passing out happened to be what he did when he was hyped up for too long. Hyped up could mean ‘excited’ or ‘anxious about many, many things.’ It was a very, very mixed bag with him.
A groan escaped him, much deeper and ...normal sounding than what was usual for him.
He dragged himself up and shook his head. “Good morning church! I thought you didn’t like getting midnight snacks!”
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— tragic flaw.
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OBSESSION
You have to hold yourself back when you fall in love because you've scared away more than a few love interests. You can't help it. You just want to surround yourself with whatever it is you love at the moment. But obsession with one thing often blinds us from all of the other enjoyments in life. When you feel the cloud of obsession forming, try stepping away for a breath of fresh air.
TAGGED BY: @thestupidmeanone (sorta) TAGGING: @whiithers &everyone else.... who hasnt done this...
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“Fine! I will not make you! You are entitled to bodily autonomy!”
lonecaboose:
“Black and white match. everything! White is. all colors. black is. also all colors.”
“I’m still not gonna wear the damn thing!”
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“Black and white match. everything! White is. all colors. black is. also all colors.”
lonecaboose:
“Are you scared because you think it is not your color. It is okay. It matches your eyes. Everything is your color. You are flawless. Except you do not accept nice things.”
“It’s a white sign with black writing. That’s not even close to matching my eyes!“
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“Are you scared because you think it is not your color. It is okay. It matches your eyes. Everything is your color. You are flawless. Except you do not accept nice things.”
lonecaboose replied to your post: ‘DOES NOT ACCEPT LOVE FROM CABOOSE’
“I asked Carolina for help. She is very nice.”
A sigh.
“Of course she did. I’m not wearing that.”
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perpetualxfire
✮ Carolina watched him carefully for a moment, considering something.
|│ “ … Caboose, did you remember to take your meds? ”
She didn’t know what medications he took, but Church had told her that he had a couple before. She also didn’t know how he got a hold of them, but… They seemed to have a handle on that. All she knew was that he was… A little off, right now. It was Caboose, but… Well. She had concerns.
His heart did that little thing where it felt squeezed a little, because you felt bad about something. Like not asking for help. Now he had to decide to tell the truth or not. He didn’t like asking for help. ... It didn’t take long, because he trusted Carolina. He liked her, too. A lot. And because he was feeling a bit impulsive about telling the truth right now.
“Oh! I forgot! That I needed more. Also I lost my calendar. Do you know where I left it.”
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merry rvb christmas !! freckles may be a dog but also a christmas tree
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reblog if you are the hot brother
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Church: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!
Caboose, voice cracking: Everyone?
Church: ...
Church, sighing: Everyone, but you.
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“Oh! Yay! I’m so glad that’s a good thing!”
... He noticed the sarcasm, but decided to ignore it.
lonecaboose:
“But they will remember you as my best friend! They will be like, caboose, wasn’t church your best friend?”
“Great, just what I’ve always fuckin’ wanted.”
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“But they will remember you as my best friend! They will be like, caboose, wasn’t church your best friend?”
lonecaboose replied to your post: + How do you think others will remember you when…
“MY BEST FRIEND!”
“They said ‘people,’ not ‘Caboose,’ dumbass.”
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“You are not lying. That is not a lie. Frogs are the best gifts. Also friendship. Which is what you give. Thank you, Church. For being. My friend!” ....It wasn’t really a frog. Just. A frog-shaped animal. It watched Church with large, intelligent eyes.
lonecaboose:
“Yes! of course! What sort of question is that!” He beamed. “You eat potato pancakes! you light! lights! You get gifts but not fun ones! Instead, you get pencils and things! Sometimes pencils are fun but not as fun as a puppy!”
Church squinted. Yeah, okay, he was kind of right, to be honest. In his own, Caboose-y way.
“Uh, well, normally I’d say us Blues give out way better presents than pencils, but I feel like that would be a lie.”
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“Yes! of course! What sort of question is that!” He beamed. “You eat potato pancakes! you light! lights! You get gifts but not fun ones! Instead, you get pencils and things! Sometimes pencils are fun but not as fun as a puppy!”
lonecaboose replied to your post: ‘Happy Hanukkah, Church! Here is a frog I found!…
“I was scared I would miss it. So I said happy Hanukkah every morning when I woke up to remind myself. Until I was right. yay! I’m right.”
“Caboose, do you even know anything about Hanukkah?”
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perpetualxfire:
✮ Honestly, Carolina was surprised. But then, Caboose had been with Church, the self-proclaimed Christmas Grinch; it wouldn’t surprise her if he’d picked up a few things from the shit. Carolina had yet to experience Christmas Church, actually. It was funny, how close the two had grown in less than a year.
Perhaps she could ask him to… Get them a holographic Menorah? They weren’t exactly in the best situation to set up holiday gear, after all… He was busy right now, though, and she tried not to interrupt him with anything that wasn’t important. If he was feeling social, he’d say so. She could feel him working away in her implants, though, a dull thrumming in her mind. Even if she wanted to, she wouldn’t be able to figure out what was on his mind the same way he could with her, though; the mind of an Artificial Intelligence was both too fast and too alien.
|│ “ … Why don’t we see if we can find any chocolate |│ coins next time we find civilization? ”
It was a small thing, and… Not… Really central to anything, but… Well. She couldn’t say no to Caboose.
He gave a nod. Chocolate coins are very hard to find when you can’t even find your calendar. They would be easier to find if they were in a store. At least then you could ask the people with the name-tags where they were.
“Okay! I will also have to get you a present. Because you are my friend, and I missed your birth-day-”
He paused for a moment, suddenly, because his head felt full of paprika powder. There was a subtle sway to his body, as though he was falling asleep. His eyes felt heavy until he shook his head to clear out the dust. As though nothing happened, he continued;
“And also, we can make cards! And trade them. Because then nobody will be sad about not getting gifts. Because they got things from other people from their hearts.”
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