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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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that’s a hard yes

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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in light of recent news, and in fear of losing one of the only things that brings me joy in my stupid baka life, here's all episodes of puppet history.

pls rb :)

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Having Hades 2 be themed around the moon and witchcraft and how they historically relate to womanhood and sisterhood and having the main "boss" character be a loving mother figure instead of an antagonistic father.... This one really is for the girls thank you supergiant

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

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Grumble grumble…

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Any day I talk to so much as one single person I don't live with, I pat myself on the back like, "hoo boy, you're just a total social butterfly today!"

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OKOK I KNOW MY FIRST POST SHOULD PROBABLY BE AN INTRODUCTION OR SOMETHING BUT LOOK AT THE COMPARISON

VS

LOOK LOOK SHES COMFORTABLE WITH HIM TOUCJING HER BRAID AAJAIDHEKDHWISJDB

i love the development in their relationship sm like the changes are so subtle but so meaningful at the same time and aheuwidhkdie

i 🫶 aidlyn guys !!

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no healthy coping mechanism, we die like Aiden Clark