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-Prompt-

An AU where Danny is VERY tired. Like doing anything other than just living activily saps him of his strength. Because life and death are not meant to be balanced.

Now, onto the important part. When people make clones they activily try to make them better then the originals, even if they don't realize it.

Dani/Ella is like that, it just took a little time to kick in. So now we have an overpowered Dani, like use Dark and Dan as toothpicks overpowered. A Dani so powerful she could waltz up to have and demand the key, and the angels would aske her if she wants the throne to go with it. An Ella who sees Danny as her dad.

So what happens when this literal God of a child sees that her dad is dying from everything other then breathing?

She starts fixing his problems. The ghosts don't dare cross the Fenton portal without her permission. The GIW dissappears of the map. She strong-arms Vlad into getting rid of the anti-ecto acts by threat of nuking every property he owns (He is a bit proud ['read' a lot] of her for that one).

She forces the Fentons to revise every. single. one. of their theories by making them think they have miscalculated some equations in them or something (The guilt quickly cracks concrete with their teeth).

And cuddles in the side of a giant cujo with Danny.

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-Prompt-

Wonder Woman:"Which God are you the child of?"

Danny: Silly hero, gods are not real.

Also Danny *Thinking*:'Oh sh*t oh f*ck! If the gods are real that means Dan killed them! Oh sh*t, that means I can kill gods!'

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Wait.... Now that I think about it... I HAVE memories of the show, but I'm pretty sure I have never watched a single episode.

What the mandela effect lookalike happened!?

Like, how did this ghost noodle worm its way into my mind?

How can I be so sure? Well, I remember bits of animation and pictures, but no audio at all. If I watched at least one episode I would have remembered the audio. Primarily because english is my second language and I almost allaways cringe when I remember the audio from my childhood.

Like the translation where so bad I can't forget them.

ANYWAYS, Danny Phantom just spontaneously appeared into my mind even tho I never watched a single episode.

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-Small Prompt-

So the Fenton decide to silently stalk Phantom for once. When he turns into Danny, they freze and stare incredulously.

Maddie:So that's why he's been acting weird ever since the portal turned on.

Jack:Say what are the chances that the portal did this to him?

Maddie:I'd say pretty high.

Jack: It's either the portal or the hotdogs.

Maddie: Hmm... It's probably the portal but we should get rid of the hotdogs just in case.

Jack:While we do that we should find a way to tell Danny how proud we are of him without freaking him out.

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We all have seen bat bait Danny. I'm a bit tired of it personally, so I propose:

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While conducting an investigation on the town of Amity Park, batman discovered two unusual characters.

Danny Fenton

Danny Phantom

After some intense observation... he discovers... that they both are the biggest little shits™️ in the world.

He the procedes to delete both of them from his [Possible Allies] folder on principle alone.

He does not need any more of that type of chaos in his life.

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So, to continue this:

■Gotham■

The city has basically turned into a free for all arena between:

Old mafia families (To capture the Joker for their leaders)

Red Hood

The batfam-1 (To capture the Joker for Jason)

Batman (He, himself is not quite sure what he is trying to do)

A couple of rogues (Ivy, Harley, Mr.Freze, etc.)

Jonh Constantine (This little shit wants to piss hell [and the rest of the supernatural] off even more by getting away)

Deadshot (An easy way out, might even get to hang out with his doughter)

The Church (It's a CRUSADE!)

And finally Jack and Maddie Fenton, who feel like they have to atone for what the have done to their sweet little boy.

Oh, and Jazz is also there to make sure that the Joker stays dead after everyone is done with him.

So the city is in an Almost total state of chaos, vigilanties and mercenaries prowling and jumping between rooftops, mafia families and goons on every street and alleyway. A church mob (complet with crosses, torches and pitchforks on every main road) A trashcan magician popping in and out at random throughout the city. A tall, amazonian like woman with red hair leaning on walls and sings, sighing walking away and then doing it again carring a wicked looking techno pistol. And the Fenton couple in their tank like abomination tearing trough the streets.

(Everybody is making sure not to harm innocents otherwise what's the point of the pardon. Plus god is watching.)

All this while the Joker cowers in fear in a swear deep beneath Gotham, terrorized by the shades of his past victims.

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Ok, so Danny rules all afterlifes, and being the clown hating little shit he is goes:

◇Sky goes green over Gotham◇

"Listen and hear this Royall decree!"

"I, Phantom, God-King of all afterlifes hearby say"

"That as long as your crimes do not exceed his, and you are willing to repent,"

"So long as you kill the Joker, all your sins will be absolved and you will be granted entry into your Heaven of choice!"

Jason-*Sheds a tear* Fuck yeah! *Fist bump*

Harley-*Evil grin*

Ivy-*Evil grin... but in green*

The rest of the bafamily-"Does this mean-"

Batman-"No"

The rest of the bafamily-"But God said so!"

John 'Fuck my life' Constantine-"I need a drink.... Who emptied all the pubs!?" (By bad luck he just happened to be in Gotham)

The rest of Gotham-*Party! Umptz! Umptz!* (Also emptied all the pubs)

The Joker-"Uh oh..."

Danny 'Fuck that clown in particular' Phantom-*Literally splits his head in two like a nightmare cheshire cat grinning*

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Ma Kent would never hit Clark or Conner

That's PA Kent in my cannon.

Also she didn't hit Clark, she hit superman. In the face. Publicly. Luthor is very much shock.

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Dani is in deep trouble, like she is cornered by Vlad or The GIW or both.

And just as they're about to get her, Cujo pops in.

He looks at all of them individually for a long moment then goes:

Cujo: ~WOOF~

He release a deep bark. Like the pits of hell deep. Like you feel your soul strain, you feel your sins rattle inside your bones. Deep enough to shake space, to make your blood sing death metal.

And then he grows, and he keeps growing and growing, past skyscrapers, past satelites, he grows till his tail touches the moon and then some, until soon, a PLANET sized pupil is staring right at them, daring them to even breathe.

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For me, Ma Kent canonically will always have a pair of Kryptonite knuckle-dusters in her bedside cabinet. Because, while Clark is their son, he is also quite an idiot sometimes.

So, when Dani comes over to the farm to inform them (What a nice young lady she is) about Connor the clone, and that superman is being an Ass to him-

-They know that clones are basically the norm on Krypton, and according to Krypton laws he should have already been teaching him how to play baseball and ride a bike (They have been talking to Jor'El [He is also disappointedin his son])...

Well, let's just say that Superman wakes up in the tower's infirmary, seeing stars, sporting a nasty bruise on his forehead and a concusion headache.

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Ok, so Danny rules all afterlifes, and being the clown hating little shit he is goes:

◇Sky goes green over Gotham◇

"Listen and hear this Royall decree!"

"I, Phantom, God-King of all afterlifes hearby say"

"That as long as your crimes do not exceed his, and you are willing to repent,"

"So long as you kill the Joker, all your sins will be absolved and you will be granted entry into your Heaven of choice!"

Jason-*Sheds a tear* Fuck yeah! *Fist bump*

Harley-*Evil grin*

Ivy-*Evil grin... but in green*

The rest of the bafamily-"Does this mean-"

Batman-"No"

The rest of the bafamily-"But God said so!"

John 'Fuck my life' Constantine-"I need a drink.... Who emptied all the pubs!?" (By bad luck he just happened to be in Gotham)

The rest of Gotham-*Party! Umptz! Umptz!* (Also emptied all the pubs)

The Joker-"Uh oh..."

Danny 'Fuck that clown in particular' Phantom-*Literally splits his head in two like a nightmare cheshire cat grinning*

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Ok, so you know how monarchs and governments, could like issue papers to, like make legal pirates?

Picture this:

Phantom is a king.

He so incredibly done and wants a vacation.

He issues said piracy papers to "Danny Fenton"

Que legal pirate chaos gremlin Danny.

And he goes ALL the way in on the pirate shtick.

Accent, eyepatch, old wooden literally ghost ship (not that anyone notices, so maybe just a liminal ship), crew (Could either be his rogues or just ghost goons) Or, he goes up to the goonion and hires a crew.

Cue the goonion stareing incredulously.

This twink that looks like a summer breeze could blow him off his feet wants to start a pirate crew?

Eh, more like privateers, so it's thenically legal (He has the papers, tho they have never heard of the GZ), the pay is good and and he covers everything from dental to parenthood.

Maybe even become a space pirate.

Also insert Youngblood.

Shenanigans ensue

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◇Undead Empathy◇ |V

The meeting room stood and gaped in quiet shook. Jonn Constantine had just barged in and knocked the flash out cold. They simply couldn't process it.

"Constantine, explain yourself" Said a voice that sound like gravel fucked a blender, yep Bats.

"Yes, we would like to know what is going on Jonn" Dina most likely.

Jonn lifted his head from the table and turned around in Flash's stolen seat.

"You wanna know what's going on? Well this complete and utter fu"-

"Jonn" growled the bat.

"My point is this bastard" pointing at the flash, who was being checked on by a green lantern, "Is gonna cost me my life"

"Explain" "Well B, this idiot has been messing around with the time stream so much, hes managed to piss of someone above the gods of freaking death" , another stunned silence as he let them process that, and then he continued "That Something, got tired pretty fucking quickly of fixing his mistakes, and because they apparently own my full soul" Again, but this time only somewhat stunned, because he is known to give out his soul like candy. "Decided that I should be the one to babysit feet for brains over here or else I'll have to spend the rest of my life fixing his fuckups". Almost shouted Jonn as he leaned back in his seat.

As B was busy musing over the given information, Zatanna turned twords him and asked "What is the name or title of this entity?"

"Its-" Just as he was about to say The Ghost King, he noticed something wrong. "His Majesty The Ghost King, Ruller of The Infinite Realms and all existing and non-existing Afterlifes" Shouted Constantine with the tone of a royal announcer.

Again, complete and utter silence... "I need a bloody drink" groned the detective as he slumped over the table.

"What was that?" Queried Wonder Woman.

"Either a compulsion or a taboo probably" provided Zatanna.

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"So, you're saying that if I don't stop going back in time, he basically dies?" Asked Flash from the medbay bed, ice pack to his nose while pointing at Jonn

"That is correct" Answered Martian Manhunter.

"Well, now I get why you where so pissed, but maybe next time don't go for the face, it's one of my best attributes". Joked the speedster.

"There won't be a next time. STOP using Flqshpoint or I'll look you in a room outside of time." All but ordered Constantine.

"Maybe we can discuss this over with Lord what's his face?" Asked flash. "No/We can't/Its not possible" Said Zatanna, Jonn and Captain Marvel at the same time.

"Gee, I get it, I get it" and turned his gaze twords the corner "And you don't have to say it Bats, I know you well enough by now, I'll stop time traveling".

As the conversation turned to silence, Jonn turned to leave but was stopped with a "And where are you going Jonn?" by double w.

"Home, the house is in ruins, I have to re-ward everything again."

"They broke into the House of Mysterys?!" Shout questioned Zatanna.

Constantine just sighed.

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The Ghost King was not happy. How could he be? Hed just finished enough paperwork to rival ghostwriter's library seven times over. Hes also pretty sure he'd burned enough useless complaints and stupid demands to ignite a freaking star! He'd barely gotten a day's break before even more arrived.

Heros... ancients damm them. "Heh!" He sounded like a second rate villan. But seriously they are damm troublesome. Jonn Constantine has a problem, maybe even an addiction... well beyond cheap cigarettes and even cheeper booze. The Flash on the other hand is a meanece. The master of time had to send him on over a thousand expeditions throughout All of time to make sure something didn't, and excuse his language, fuck itself a trillion ways to sunday.

"This has got to stop." Growled out His Majesty. And as he sat on his throne deep in tought, Danny began to plan. He's done fixing their problems for them, so, why doesn't he let both his problems solve themselves?

"Fright Knight!" He bellowed. The glint of chaos in is voice would have made the lords of order sweat.

And with the flash of lightning the loyal knight appeared, kneeling at the steps to his throne. God, he still not used to this, but at the moment he's too tiered to care.

"I wish for you to inform-He said the last word with such venom, Ancients, he needs a break.-Jonny boy Constantine--

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"-That you are hearby, on the account owning your whole soul, required by His Majesty The Ghost King, Ruller of The Infinite Realms and all existing and non-existing Afterlifes to dissuade the superhero know as The Flash by All Means Necessary from utilizing the ability know as Flashpoint, least you be stripped of your immortality and be forced to fix all the problems he has caused by yourself. " Spoke the Spooky ass knight with unbelievable authority in his voice, and a presence that has already fried half his protections and wards...

Before he disappeared in a swarm of bats that fazed through his floor ceiling and walls, completely ignoring the window that he had telekineticly ripped out of the wall when he first arrived. "Bloody Fucking Hells!" Shouted the sober brit. Not by choice, mind you, the spooky twat forcefully sobered him up. 'I'm not drunk enoughfor this' though Constantine as he reached for a cigarette, only to find that they have turned into lightning bolt nicotine gummys.

That was the last straw, he saw red. He should probably calm down, crossed the mind of the magic detective as he ripped a hole trough space to create a portal, but right now he didn't care enough

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It had been a good day for the Justice league, no great catastrophe happened, crime was relatively low, even for an organization that watched the whole globe, and it just had to go south in the middle of the last meeting of the day... That thought was going to most of the members minds as they tensed and readied for combat.

The portal had started forming right as Diana was finishing her debriefing. Of course all of them prepared for a fight... only to relax as Jonn Constantine stepped trough, his eyes scanned the room and when they landed on their resident speedster, they narrowed. "You bloody fecking morron!" Intoned the magician as he stomped right up to the Flash. He then proceeded to deck him hard enough in the face that many of them jumped when they heard the crack and then jumped again when they heard his head tumph against the metal floor, out cold.

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As he stood there gazing into the starry abyss for the fifth consecutive hour, completely enthralled by the view from beyond earths atmosphere, he had to give credit to his parents, the house was a marvel of engineering. Full environmental capabilitie, water, air, earth, space heck, it could withstand the ghost zone indefinitely (tho that could be attribute to it being the center of his Haunt.) Shields that could theoretically withstand anything if they had the energy, which they most certainly do thanks to an extremely complex ectoplasm reactor. And last but not least are its mind boggling stealth capabilitie, that frankly give him a headache due to the fact that they basically place the house on a different plane of existance.

A small smile crept up on his face, they must have gone nuts when building it. They where alloways the best scientists he had ever heard of. Will he ever be half as good as them? His musing is quickly interrupted by the growl of his stomach. And so, like atlas carrying the weight of the sky, he trudged his way to the kitchen, away from the awe inspiring sight that was outer space. He doesn't know how he hadn't died again the first time he looked out the window, seriously he forgot to eat and drink for two days straight. 'Thank the Ancients hafa's are more resilient then the average person.' thought Danny with gratitude as he opened the fridge, that gratitude quickly turned to horror as he realized it was empty.

"Great! Just Great! Now I have to go back to earth to buy groceries. I didn't even notice I finished everything inside. Seriously, when did I eat the sentient hotdogs and ham?" Complained the young specter. With a sigh and a softly uttered "I'm going ghost", Danny Fenton became Phantom, the now retired, basically unknown superhero. As he was about to faze trough the floor, he noticed a green note on the kitchen table. With another sigh (he's been doing that a lot these days) he went and picked it up.

[Your Highness -> paperwork awaits]

"Ughhh!" A groawn escaped his throat "Damm you Clockwork! One of this days I'm so gonna punch you." Said Phantom in a irritated tone. Just as he was about to head downstairs and enter the Ghost Zone, he noticed a freshly spawned paper bag on the table. He just picked it up and headed twords the stairs.

As the somewhat unwillingly crowned Ghost King, Ruller of The Infinite Realms and all existing and non-existing Afterlifes (he seriously didn't know how the non-existing part worked and frankly didn't care enough to find out) enjoyed his lunch he muttered a quick "Thanks Clocks" followed by a "Seems like I'm not gonna hit you today", as he stepped trough the surreal swirl that was the GZ portal

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◇By the Abyss, I can't hold this one back so...◇

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They're dead... They died, that's all that is going trough Dannys mind. Watching the flames engulf his friends, his family, his Fright... That is all that's going trough the young man's mind, in a state half way between denial and acceptance. Before it is all shattered with all the grace of a dying scream as his mind is flooded with pure HATE the likes of which the mortal mind was never ment to experience, fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your perspective, Danny Fenton... Danny Phantom is not mortal anymore, or even entirely human.

All across the galaxy, weapons, tools the likes of which the human world has barely witnessed turn in unison. Tens, maybe hundreds of red rings of rage detect a possible new host, only to shatter the very next instan . Even from light-years away, artifacts made to channel the very emotion of anger... could not contain even a fraction of his hate.

Only to dissappear away a mere split second later, replace with the tranquility of a sunny day and a soft breeze across his grave. 'Yes they died' though the half ghost to himself as he got lost in the beauty of the fire that was slowly turning a pale light green, the ambient ectoplasm seepin in from all around. Yes, they are dead, but not gone, merely looking on from better seats, from a better place. Supplied his ghost half, and he accepted its reasoning, letting a faint "I'm sorry" escape his lips and a lone tear slide down his cheek. With slumped shoulders but a calm stride he turned around, and simply walked away. Completely unaware that his greatest enemy ceased to be. That very instant Dan, past away, died, moved on... not with a shout or with a cry, not even a whimper, but with a resigned sigh having simply been let go by the only thing... by the only person anchoring him to existance.

Later, when all the chaos has returned to its normal level, they will find the remains of the restaurant only four chared bodies scattered inside. They will try to find the young hafa, go to his house, only to find a crater where it's foundation had once rested. The house having quite literally, left with the wind. And when all the mourning is done, no trace nor shadow of Danny will be found in the not so quiet town of Amity Park.

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As it turns out, the cultists are Star, Paulina and Dash (With whom Danny became friends) who wanted to summon Danny for a movie night.

And now Red Hood is forced into a new friendship he didn't want.

The girls, surprisingly, give him tips on how to scare the life out of people, and how to better clean "ketchup stains" (Like they'd believe that, they live withe the dead at their doorstep for crying out loud.) out of his suit.

Dash who'd long chilled out and actuality studiess some of the books and journals Fenton left him (mostly because some minor ghosts and blobs kept interrupting his football games) as a hobby. He starts to recognize some of the symptoms on Jason as Ghost Flu (What full ghosts call being infected with corrupt ectoplasm) and core starvation and actually starts to help him out... mostly by straight up dragging him to the Fenton family (Who know about their son's situation [Why do you think GIW stopped showing up? Nobody messes with their baby.] and are ok with it.). The Fentons then procede to drag all of them to the far frozen.

All while Danny is COMPLETELY unaware that he has a sworn sword.

Had a prompt thought (I don't need credit or anything idk). Danny's always getting summoned as the ghost king, but what if Jason ended up summoned somehow instead? Maybe new king Danny is supposed to have a sworn sword or something ceremonial and he gets the Red Hood. Or Amity cultists go for summoning Phantom and end up with liminal Jason Todd instead.

Jason appears in full ceremonial armor and is 100% ready to throw hands with whoever just yoinked him from his movie night with Roy.

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Other social media actually sucks.

Like I had a problem with tumblr, they sent me an email, I clicked a few times and, done, fixed. Now, a certain blue letter site on the other hand... You telling me you've seen suspicious activity on my account, the account that both I and God know hasn't seen any movement except DUST floating around for 2+ years, and now, I must show you (Read photograph) ACTUAL physical documents like my birth certificate and driver's license and shiz? That you'll keep for a whole YEAR? Just to be let back in? I THINK NOT.