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William Stanford Davis as Mr. Johnson in Abbott Elementary

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having to pay for sebastian, the only straight companion in da2, is still funny on its own but I feel there’s also metatextual humor if we take the “varric is narrating this whole thing” to another level

like it’s no secret varric cannot stand this guy so the thought of cassandra piping up like “wait, wasn’t the champion also friends with the prince of starkhaven? you haven’t mentioned him at all”

and varric rolls his eyes so far back into his head he almost gives himself a migraine, then she insists “no, he is! I know I heard this, stop lying to me dwarf!”

he’s like “andraste’s nutsack, fine, but if you wanna hear about him I’m gonna need some financial incentive to jog my memory. he was so boring I often forget he was even there”

“you can’t be serious, are you saying you’ve completely forgotten everything about him?”

“seven sovereigns for the choir boy, seeker, take it or leave it”

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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nothing in mockingjay hurts worse to me than when buttercup returns to katniss in 12 and katniss is yelling at him and then they’re both crying and buttercup came all the way home from district 13 on foot alone searching for prim and she’s dead and katniss is screaming and sobbing at him and then they are bonded and it’s just all too much for me quite frankly

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Another by Josh Luna

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when

does a Man become a Monnnnsterrrrr????

558 men

who died under your command

Captain

Captain

Captain

CAPTAIN

WHY WOULD YOU LET THE CYCLOPS LIVE WHEN RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY—?!

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo

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Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?  I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.

The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth

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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

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“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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different viewpoints