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any female born after 1443 can’t cook… all they know is bhaal, kill they bard, be bisexual , eat hot flesh & lie

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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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ive been developing this new sex technique called "Memories of Autumn" in which the giving partner lightly touches the tip of their middle finger to the receiving partner's penile frenulum or clitoris while imagining one branch of a felled white oak tree, buried under layers of volcanic ash, fossilizing undisturbed over the course of 14 million years. the giving partner embodies "silica binds to cellulose" and the receiving partner embodies "organic matter decomposes." if u do it right, it should trigger a mutual orgasm that enables both partners to locate themselves in the myriad intersecting wheels of the universe-body with perfect clarity for 1/3 of a second before collapse.

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if cows can have best friends could I be a cow’s best friend?

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

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Mate ur partner is genuinely one of the most insufferable people ive seen in a bit, gg

Mate I just use this blog for art but Ive had it now.

She said she didnt like star signs and thinks they can cause harm if ppl take them literal like and you lot have been calling her a cunt over it for a week. Ppl wont stop calling her stupid and attacking unrelated personal shite when you could jus t move on. Im glad she told you to fuck off

One my fav things about her is that she stands firm in her beleifs and tells ppl if theyve treated her like shite. She never lets ppl treat her badly. She never makes herself small or lets ppl walk on her but she also admits when shes wrong. I know shes done it on here. Ive seen it

Now you had to go out your way to find my bloody blog and facelessly insult my bird bc she didnt apologise after you insulted her. The insufferable ones you

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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

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woah I’m actually done????

there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards 

also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet. 

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It's still incredibly fucked up that my Credit Card company has any say over what I spend my money on.

I'm an adult, I earn my money like everyone else. Who the hell is MasterCard to say what I can and can't spend it on?

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GRATS ON DITCHING WALMART ALL MY HOMIES HATEEEEEE THE WALTONS

perchance to see snowflake my beautiful wife snowflake

is this your beautiful wife? from your beautiful house?

also thank uuu, im not quite free yet, but i turn in my 2weeks notice tmr ✌️✌️✌️

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Vulpes inculta