"I am a dandelion, I am forever wild.""Would you think less of me if I told you I have lived my entire life a little off key?"26.Dork.Giggler.TheCompleteOppositeOfGracefulA Glimpse Into My MindMy Face Words and Musings Doodlin' All Day Mostly noms, sometimes humor, sometimes selfies None of these pictures are mine unless stated.
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Yep. 100%
If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
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This is Wednesday 💕
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The real MVP is the shower curtain for being perfectly floral!!
🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE 🎃
I wasn’t able to dress up this year, except for my cat ears, because I was puppetering in the Halloween Parade...HOWEVER, I did Marionette it for a party last week so I feel sufficently halloweened
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Coin operated girl...
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“All emotion is involuntary when genuine.”
— Mark Twain
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Realizing it’s Sunday and that you actually have to do real things tomorrow 😣
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This is my bedroom aesthetic. Dark wood, kitties, and bras strewn every damn where.
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At least someone’s asking the real questions
If you sit on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up
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Guys! Today, I happened upon a car with a life-sized, home made, Dracula dummy suspended off its trunk via bungee cords attaching to the trail hitch. Sadly I was driving, so i have no photo :( ... man, I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!




Today I happened upon a human skeleton, riding a Trex skeleton into battle; yesterday I happened upon this poorly painted Jersey Shore mug… I hope my week stays on this track.
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Aerial shots of the boys 😻
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Today I happened upon a human skeleton, riding a Trex skeleton into battle; yesterday I happened upon this poorly painted Jersey Shore mug... I hope my week stays on this track.
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