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YES WE DID 💪

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Так, хлопчики дівчатка і вся інша ґендерна різноманітність. Слухайте сюди. Подивіться на це.

Що ви думаєте це у мене? Зрази? Пиріжки з картоплею? А ніхуя.

Це у мене, шановне панство, мої знамениті солоні сирники і коли я кажу знаменити я маю на увазі я їх зробив вперше три хвилини назад і поки я це пишу в мене третя партія смажиться. Але вони охуєнні тому я ділюсь з вами рецептом. Не інглішом бо я ґейткіпер і нехуй тут вестернам мої сирники їсти.

Шо вам треба:

Сир який ще знаємо як творог ну бо блядь це сирники ти шо думав. Дві упаковки по сто вісімдесят грам які спиздив у мамки бо ми шо мільйонери ні нам двадцять років і ми живемо сам і треба якось кінці з кінцями зводити

Два яйця які в ашані по два п'ятдесят за штуку в ашані зі знижкою

Один плавлений сирок за одинадцять гривень але зі знижкою був дев'ять гривень. А хтось блядь мені ще каже що мені треба на курси фінансової грамотності пішла нахуй енем я фінансово грамотний. У неї немає тамблеру тому вона це не прочитає але якщо якось прочитає то пішла нахуй далбайобка🖕🖕

Борошно звичайне в якійсь кількості

Розпушувач. Ви зараз питаєте навіщо і найважливіше нахуя на що я відповім ну бля я їбанув вийшло круто

Сіль тільки така шо в солонці не відпадає кришка коли ти сипиш блядь сіль в творожну масу

Приправи по смаку я їбанув цибулю сушену часник теж сушений і базилік. Якщо беремо суміші спецій то головне дивитись на склад щоб там не було солі якщо проїбались з минулим пунктом

Приготування:

Все замішуємо, плавлений сирок натираємо теж туди замішуємо. Борошна на глаз я хз скільки там було я що відміряю. Розпушувача і приправ теж на глаз ми тут не шеф повари. Солі трішки блядь а не так щоб ваша упаковочка гімалайської рожевої солі за сімдесят гривень розпалась на частини блядь і розсипалась в творожну масу. Енем зараз за фінансову грамотність думає муділа.

Далі готову творожну масу формуємо в кульки, трохи приплющуємо (ТРОХИ щоб вони об'ємні були а не як пласкі як твоя сестра) і кладемо на сковорідку де трохи олії смажитись на низьку/середню температуру з закритою кришкою. Через хвилин п'ять перевертаємо і знову під закриту кришку на маленькому вогні. Тут вам лайфхак скажу візміть трохи води і налийте в сковорідку. Якщо сковорідка достатньо гаряча то воно зразу почне випарюватись. Накриваємо кришкою шоб воно там типу на пару готува��ось. Отак вот робимо поки вони не приготуються.

Результат:

Охуєнні були б якби не пересолені. Якщо ти не довбойоб у тебе такої проблеми не буде. Насолоджуйся.

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I love how all the pebbles represent the creativity Kongo actively discouraged—they sing and dance; they tell stories; they process emotions. Kongo fostered a culture devoid of emotion, evident in his dismissal of Phos' crying as a flaw. Phos was always seen as a burden to the other gems because they put so much value onto things. This is why Phosphophyllite is now finally valued in the new society.

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This is seriously a new level of being a douchebag.

- You directly undermine Ukraine's defense effort by turning Starlinks off for the Ukrainian military right in the middle of important operations and letting the Russian military use it despite U.S. sanctions

- You spread the most idiotic "nuclear war" takes whispered to you in the ear by the Russian ambassador in the U.S. and even Putin himself

- You give voice and listen to the most insane conspiracy theorists talking about "proxy war", "biolabs", "deep state", and "money laundering", as well as blowhard demagogues and media con artists openly praising Putin and his regime

- You use your multimillion-stong global audience to directly propagate the Ukrainian surrender to Russia's war of aggression and publicly ridicule Ukraine's calls for international defense aid in its war against one of the world's largest military powers

- You directly undermined U.S. aid to Ukraine and publicly called for "killing" a long-belated aid at the U.S. Congress despite Ukraine running critically low on air defense and munitions because you and your arrogant yes-men had decided that "Putin just can't lose"

And when the situation deteriorates, particularly due to months-long delays in the most essential and urgent defense aid, this shameless douche says "I did predict it" (while again completely ignoring the fact that POLITICO makes it perfectly clear that Ukraine is 'heading for defeat' due to the West's failure to send weapons to Kyiv).

No, Elmo, you did not 'predict' anything.

You precipitated this.

This war started with Ukrainians praising you as the free world's techno hero and naming streets after you.

Now you have degraded yourself to being one of Russia's key useful idiots amid the most terrible and the largest European war of aggression since Adolf Hitler.

Keep listening to the likes of Ian Miles Cheong and David Sacks and dive deeper into your delusions and absolute moral bankruptcy.

We in Ukriane have seen our share of smartasses giving us between 48 and 72 hours two years ago.

In this war, we've been through so many impossible things that you can't even imagine, let alone "predict".

We will overcome this too -- and will get the aid, will survive as an independent nation and a democracy, and will bring peace back to Europe by derailing Russian aggression.

(c) Illia Ponomarenko

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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Started thinking of a rubber house butch who provides the anvils and pianos for gags and a retired 1990s sex icon couple

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new ocs

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🖋🖋.

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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.

Goblit.

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Just rewatched Into the Spiderverse and I think that upon meeting Gwen,the audience gets the same impression of her as Miles-a cool person who has everything under control.But thanks to the Across the Spiderverse intro,where we experience everything from Gwen’s pov,it is clearly shown that she’s got some unresolved issues regarding her spider identity and being close with others,which explains why she looked so mythic in the 1st film-she keeps distance and hides behind relaxed persona even from those she likes.Plus the first part was more about Miles becoming Spider man so,you know.

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Quess what? YEP! That's Hobie again.

I wasn't joking when i said I'll draw him 10382920 times to get his features right. And if I'll spot that i didn't get this right this time again.. well you know what'll happen, I'll draw him again

JUST LOOK AT THIS MISCHOBIES GRIN I CAN'T I-

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pretty old drawing of Ukrainian Spider-Man yippee

have plans on redrawing this one

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Thanks for tagging me,it was fun!

No pressure tags: @ademotorcycle @varenychenko @hummingbird-hunter

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

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Is that a fucking foreshadowing

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(Credit or reblog if you wanna use)

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Book of Life theory:General Posada and Joaquin deleted “scenes” 

After scrolling through Gorge Gutierrez’s Tumblr blog mexopolis like a totally normal person would guys Im normal I promise,I stumbled upon this thread of Book of Life related designs and scrapped ideas. What caught my attention however,were two rough sketches of young Joaquin- an older kid and a teenager-interacting with General Posada:

These two shots seemingly take place during the music cutscene depicting Manolo and Joaquin growing up.On both of these pictures we can see Joaquin looking self-assured,smug even.Meanwhile Maria’s father has either guarded or concerned face,seemingly because of Joaquin. The shot on the left demonstrates it the best- here Mondragon Jr is training with a mannequin,while Posada tries to guide the boys hand with his,as if to show him the move.General has a displeased expression,but teenage Joaquin has pretty much the “I’m better then you old man” look. These scenes are interesting in a way that in the original movie,we never see General Posada being annoyed with Joaquin,thinking of him as “a son he never had”(he sure does love Maria).So this change in their relationship may have several reasons:

1)Posada started suspecting something was up with Joaquin’s strength that seemingly came out of nowhere.Not knowing about the Medal of Everlasting Life,Maria’s father expressions can be interpreted as a sign of distrust.Perhaps the fact that Captain Mondragon went mad from the medal and chopped off General’s arm(as it was stated in trivia of character wiki) would’ve played a role in it.

2)General felt threatened by Joaquin’s skills.From the movie we know that Posada is quite an arrogant person who rarely listens to others.That is why these scenes can depict General Posada fearing that Joaquin will continue climbing up the hierarchical ladder until the latter takes his position.

Now here comes the most interesting part:the audience knows that General has a few soldiers who are supposed to guard San Angel,but are in fact useless. Why didn't Maria's father assign Joaquim to defend the city with his unit instead of forcing him to stay in San Angel by marrying his daughter? I speculate that the deleted cut of the movie has an answer for that.Keeping the reasons listed above,it is possible that General let Joaquin defend other cities from bandits on purpose,to keep the latter away from him because of uneasiness/jealousy.Only after the bandito’s attacks became more frequent,General decided to use Maria (because let’s be frank,there’s no better word for it)  as an anchor for his best soldier.