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“Plant a garden in your heart. And let flowers grow. Grow daffodils, tulips, sunflowers, and daisies. Let them be wild and let them be free. Water carefully, Give plenty of sunshine. Be patient, Be kind. Let love grow.”

— A scribbler // The Secret Garden (via scribblingwithstardust)

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“I want to caress you with the flesh of my words until you are found naked breathless and too overwhelmed to read the next line.”

— k.y. robinson (via lovelustquotes)

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Decade.

@taylorswift

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She held her head like a hero.

It was the end of a decade, but the start of an age.

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they told you I’m crazy, i swear i don’t love the drama….

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april TwentySix ME!

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You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you���re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

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THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TAYLORS IS TAYLORS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS, THEIR SNAKES ARE MADE OUT OF BUTTERFLIES, THEIR SUITS ARE MADE OUT OF PASTELS ,THEY’RE DANCY PRANCY FANCY SHMANCY SPELLING IS FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN, THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TAYLORS IS THAT SHE’S THE ONLY ONE!

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CAN SHE STOP ACTING LIKE AN INFANT FOR ONCE

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Ummmm HELLO DIXIE CHICKS

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THERES A LOT OF COOL CHICKS OUT THERE

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Me trying to decipher all these photos

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This has got to be a coincidence I -

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OF COURSE SHED DROP THE COUNTDOWN ON THE 13TH. HER FAVORITE NUMBER.

FRIDAY THE 13TH, 13 DAYS BEFORE THE 26TH

THEN PEOPLE WONDER WHY SWIFTIES READ INTO EVERYTHING… SHE IS THE REASON WE ARE HOW WE ARE

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She wore her new font at the iheart awards… she told us to stop theorising while wearing her new font…. what a sociopath