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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

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here’s to every girl working so so hard to reach her goal. i see you. you can do it.

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Watch Your Language

(( OOC: Based on THIS text post. )) 

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yall gay girls know you gotta actually communicate to other girls to date them right?

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Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

Starfruit: I haven't really taken notice of you so far.

Honeydew: You fascinate me.

Banana: You annoy me.

Mullberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.

Cherry: You make me uncomfortable.

Orange: I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.

Grapefruit: I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.

Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.

Pineapple: I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.

Rasberry: I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.

Strawberry: I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?

Mango: I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.

Apple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.

Guava: I have no interest in talking with you on here.

Blueberry: Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.

Cantaloupe: I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.

Watermelon: I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.

Elderberry: I've anon-ed you something personal before.

Pumpkin: I've anon-ed you a compliment before.

Kumquat: I've anon-ed you hate before.

Lemon: Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.

Lime: We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.

Papaya: We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.

Rhubarb: We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.

Tangerine: We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.

Plum: Meh.

[loveretrolife]

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

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Types of Girls: cute nicknames 💞

Honey; knows how to comfort you, cries during sad movies, always a little sleepy, easily distracted by dogs, admires pretty things, loves the moon

Baby; loves being surprised, really affectionate, laughs easily, makes everything into a little adventure, is comfortable in silence, daydreamer

Darling; loves long conversations, has a notebook full of words and art, likes art museums and flower gardens, feels a bit lost all the time, deep thinker

Cutie; gets excited about the stars, uses a lot of emojis when texting, easily anxious, hugs you when they see you, loves cakes, wants to be a flower

Angel; a little quiet, kind-hearted, rarely feels like she belongs, wants to befriend woodland creatures, loves cherries and sunsets, always feels nostalgic

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I just really wanna make out with someone? 😩

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everyone who reblogs this before new years gets, uh, bees

reblog now for bees

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im really gay ‘n really lonely

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that moment where everyone is using a holiday sweater but you cant cause is summer and you dont even have a sweater

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gay culture is carrying too many lip balms on your person at once but still having dry lips

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girls are so pretty and angelic like they make me feel so wholesome and warm i love them

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I am so on board with 2018 being the year we switch from self deprication to self love. I’m not saying you can’t use self depreciating humor to deal with stuff, but I would challenge you to really cut back on how much you talk about yourself in really negative ways. Because if you only ever talk about yourself as worthless garbage, that’s absolutely how you’re going to feel about yourself, and it’s really going to get in the way of your personal growth and developing a more health self image. Start small, start slow, but try to be kinder to yourself in the new year. Celebrate your little victories, forgive your setbacks, remember that you have worth and deserve happiness and love. You are not garbage.

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Marshmallow

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