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"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"
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All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, there’s something wrong.
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“I think something’s wrong with me. I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them. Seems like that other me, the cheerful and honest one, went away somewhere.”
— Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便
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The only way to destroy Disney is tricking them into buying tumblr
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Well, might get laid off tomorrow. Let’s see how that goes.
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You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine
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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall
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Plants are actually farming us. They give us oxygen until we die and use our dead bodies as nutrients.
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