lucid-jester
lucid-jester
getting bitten by a vampire would save me
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all pronouns, artist and fantasy enjoyer (I’m normal I promise)Bluesky @luc1d-jesterInstagram @luc1djesterpatreon.com/LUC1Djesterfuck fascism, build community, live sustainably, and learn to sail the high seas 🏴‍☠️
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lucid-jester · 8 hours ago
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I roleplay as a mouse and you get scared
Petplay but I’m only into exotic animals
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lucid-jester · 8 hours ago
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I love everything bagel and cream cheese ❤️ nothing could make me hate everything bagel and cream cheese❤️
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lucid-jester · 19 hours ago
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I ask you to make elephant noises when you come
Petplay but I’m only into exotic animals
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lucid-jester · 19 hours ago
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Petplay but I’m only into exotic animals
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lucid-jester · 1 day ago
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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
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lucid-jester · 1 day ago
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lucid-jester · 1 day ago
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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
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lucid-jester · 2 days ago
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Another artfight attack! This is Ezekiel Phox Goldwelt, belonging to Cookium on artfight (they're not not tumblr) Wanted to use this as a practice on painting from imagination and perspective. (Two of my weakest categories I think)
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lucid-jester · 2 days ago
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i. there's this video of a guy dancing on his tiptoes. i will begrudgingly admit the song is kind of catchy actually. i don't think it's the worst song i've ever heard. he seems passionate about it. but it is embarrassing, how he's dancing.
ii. you know where this story is going, unfortunately, and so do i.
iii. three weeks ago i had to drag half a dead rabbit out of my dog's mouth. i was just recently discussing how cruel things feel lately. that the way the world is shifting feels mean. three days ago, a random woman rolled down her window to snap at me because she missed her turn. this is now routine.
iv. 11 years ago in october, i made a post about how we shouldn't make fun of people for doing brave, vulnerable things. it has over 400k notes. people - at the time - seemed to generally agree with me. we have all felt shy and insecure when we share an intimate part of ourselves. we have heard someone at a concert say "that's fucking embarrassing" and said to ourselves - oh, this person is unsafe to be vulnerable in front of. we have said i can't act like that in public. we have left our art and passion in the dark. i think there will never be enough graveyard space for the art we have killed because what if others shame me for it.
v. the thing i was bullied for in high school was because i was a "predatory lesbian." a popular girl i'd literally never spoken to just decided she didn't like me and announced i was "stalking" her. to this day i have no idea what motivated this - i think i was just shy and poor and awkward and ugly. the perfect target. what they don't really ever show in movies is how quickly it moves, how suddenly strange people in the hallways are attacking you about it. they also don't show you that the bullies get this strange ... glee out of it. like, it's fun for them. it's enrichment. everyone else is in on the joke. suck it up, kid.
vi. so far, from what i have seen, creators that stand up for the musician all seem to have the same story: when i asked why we're bullying a random guy, people actually got mad that i asked. i've had similar things happen to me when i ask for us to be less comfortable with our anonymous cruelty. when an internet stranger says "be kind, it saves lives" - people find it funny to say fuck you i hope everyone kills themselves. pages and pages of people saying the same bullshit. sitting in their little caves, eating their own humor. it's just genuinely exhausting. the natural endpoint of "cringe culture" is that even kindness is cringe-worthy.
vii. loneliness is an epidemic. but where are you going to make your community? call your representative. go back to bed about it.
viii. due to how i was raised, i am always confused by cruelty. i understand the american isolationist belief "i can do whatever i want" - sure. but why wouldn't you want to be kind? i have lived too many bad things. i cannot be the epicenter of someone else's bad dream.
ix. it's just that if we were going to bully someone relentlessly, why is it never the healthcare CEOs. why isn't it the fascists. why isn't it, like, someone who you could at least argue "deserves" it. why is it always just some guy in socks singing a pretty mid song? or a person that doesn't look like you, just, like existing.
x. it's just that i think people enjoy doing it. they want to do it because they get some kind of masturbatory release from it - like a shrug or a splinter, they all seem to say the same thing - come on, it's funny.
xi. the world is sometimes beautiful, and sometimes you make something. the world is sometimes terrible, and you are worried they won't accept what your hands can wring. you open the instagram comments and they're still saying all sorts of shit to just - like - a normal guy. and some part of you thinks: if that was me. good lord. if that was me i'd -
xii. somewhere there is a graveyard. someone is already burying their hopes and dreams.
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lucid-jester · 3 days ago
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its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post
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lucid-jester · 3 days ago
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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lucid-jester · 3 days ago
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
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lucid-jester · 3 days ago
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how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr
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lucid-jester · 3 days ago
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hate when I’m struck with sudden creative inspiration in the middle of my shift as far away from my diy projects as possible
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lucid-jester · 3 days ago
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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lucid-jester · 4 days ago
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this is actually legitness
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lucid-jester · 4 days ago
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i always felt like i could make a viral youtube video if i really wanted to. i just haven’t felt like it yet.
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