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Ur vague em duo is literally how gods were made

Technically Techno is worshipping Phil as a deity bc Phil was the equivalent of an angel from the heavens in saving his life but he’s very mellow about it hes like eyyy phil i brought Stuff and Phil is like oh neat and techno is like do you. Do you not like it. I can get more Stuff. Better stuff. And Phil just kinda raises his eyebrows and is like somewhat intrigued

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I have the vaguest evil emduo au in my head

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AU with Phil and Kristin being a king and queen who consistently terrorize techno, their royal guard who is just trying TO DO HIS JOB and keep the rulers of the kingdom AWAY FROM DANGER

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people should include mumza more in the fucked up canon sbi dynamic fics. mumza is literally the goddess of death! you think she knows anything about what a healthy relationship of any kind looks like! do you think she understands the experience of mortality! do you think she understood the burden of raising children, do you think she understood what she was tasking phil with when she gave him one, let alone three! not even to mention what growing up knowing you have another parent who you’ve never met does to you. what knowing she’s a goddess does to you. knowing the only way to see her is to die! like!

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Human phil being mistaken as a demigod because of the sheer wild shit he gets up to

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"Everyone who is saying resolve it privately has never tried to have a conversation with dream"

- Tommyinnit on the Shut Up I'm Talking patreon

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The Realm SMP Philza...

Alternatively:

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Coronation of the new champion

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Spoiled by the parkour god

(whenever Evbo misses his husband he just flings himself and some flowers too champion headquarters to surprise him, after the 15th time EMF isn’t that suprised anymore.. but he still welcomes his godly husband home)

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thank god for this extremely important difference between povs that made vid so much cleared and and easier to focus. easier to edit as well probably

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Also also whats that one quote? That one- uhh. “In one universe, I get to have one more day with you”

Yeah anyway AU where sbi are superheros and they fight the usual villains very haha fun but then in some grand multiverse arc they find out someone is literally like destroying whole fucking universes and in the search to stop this guy they end up finding out that its another universe Phil who is sacrificing other universes to try and get just a little more time with his sons, who seem to die so very young in every. Single. World.

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Dream SMP map in Middle Earth map style :)

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Something about snakes

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just gonna put this here :0 I do not know how tumblr works

I love them sm like I could talk about their dynamic for hours

platonic husbands <3

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Ha ha ha.

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Cellbit and Fit entering the federation office in secret and being found by Cucurucho.

Philza immediately in chat:

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The 4th wall breaking is paying off 😔👌