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Incorrect quote #28

Beel/Barbs/Sim/Luci/Sat/Raph/Mephisto(He is a gentlemen): Hello, my love I'm in the titty section what size boob dome do you wear?*Sends a kiss thru the speaker*

Belph/Sol(He is being playful): Hey B*tch, I'm in the boob section what size honkers do you wear?

Mams/Asmo/Levi/Sol/Thirteen/Karasu: WASSUP SHARTIE BAE IM IN LE BRA SECTION, WHAT SIZE HONKER BADONKERS U WEAR?

Mams/Levi/Sol/Thirteen/Mich/Karasu: Ayo babe I'm in the tittie section what size Dippin dots have you got?

Dia/Beel/Asmo/Mam/Mich/Thirteen: DAMN GIRL those are some big honkers then, Lemme see them later kk, Mine are bigger but that's ok, I still love you, baby

F!Mc*On the other line*....

AGAIN SORRY FOR THE FEMALE MC, I try to be as GN as possible...

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Obey me!Memes #185

BIGGU SHEEP AND BABU LAMB ELECTRIC BOOGALOO-

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Incorrect quotes#703 Queen Rose

Mc*In a sexy maid outfit cleaning the castle out of their own will, with headphones on, dusting the windows*TIGHT AS VIRGIN BOY~DONT GET NERVOUS~TIIIGHT!~

Mc*swinging hips to the beat, adjusting their fishnets, using the duster as a mic*Im here to serve you customer service, RIGHT!~

Barb: Please right this way your majesty-*Escorting Queen Rose as he spots you and freezes instantly, face exploding in red as he by reflex turns into his demon form*

Mc*full on dancing now*I save dick by giving it CPR~I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR!~

Barb: LANGUAGE!

Mc*Turns around to see Barbatos and The queen rose*AAAH!?!

WHO HERE HASNT FORGOTTEN ABOUT QUEEN ROSE AND THE DAME EVENT?...Barbatos told you to not wear that outfit outside his bedroom

Soon I will have my personal headcanon for her...also...say hello to my own idea...oh the beautiful queen rose

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#6 Lovers & Fighters-

Snow: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty & Admiration is by saving them from a perilous situation

Melusine: So you're just gonna wait until the MC is in danger and save them?

Snow: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them~

Melusine: ...

Melusine*Looking at him unimpressed* You're insane Codependent Buffoon

...When they are both tall, sophisticated simps...who love short lil weirdos-

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#5 Eepy

The Simp Husband Dragon and his reincarnated tired "wife"...you just accept his proposal with a "This might as well happen-"

Ophion*Has brought you to the fanciest restaurant in all of Tokyo* So...My Wife, what would you do if you were in bed with me right now?~

Mc: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Ophion: Yes~

Mc*Tired of trouble-magnet always coming their way* I'd sleep.

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#4 Flirting in class

Moritaka: Look, I got another A on the test!

Mc: Why do you have to be on top of the class when you can be on top of me?~

Moritaka*Lets out a "Yip" as his face explodes in red*!?!-

Mononobe*Sighs as he rubs his temples* Kid, we’re still in class

Mc: ...right, sorry dad

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When You and Leona introduced each other ankle bitters...it was too cute to compute for you....tho Leona seemed happy Cheka had someone else to bother...till you both heard them cry out...

Baby Cheka thinks Baby Grim has Blueberry cotton candy coming from his ears and won't stop nibbling them...and Grim doesn't like the idea of being eaten-

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WHB Memes#5

Raphael x Chill Mc...

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WHB Incorrect quotes#33 Bra section vs Boyfriend

Now If F! Mc asked them to buy you bra's given...a certain annoying angel destroyed it in your room...(This will gain updates the further I meet the gang -and characters I have yet to meet)

Sitri, Zagan, Belial, Minheyok, Lucifer, Leviathan(Once he stopped being tsundere)-: Hello, my love I’m in the titty section what size boob dome do you wear?*Sends a kiss thru the speaker*

Raph, Gabriel, Belial, Michael-: Hey B*tch, I’m in the boob section what size honkers do you wear?

Paimon, Leraye, Beel-: WASSUP SHARTIE BAE IM IN LE BRA SECTION, WHAT SIZE HONKER BADONKERS U WEAR?

Satan, Beel, Bimet-: Ayo babe I’m in the tittie section what size Dippin dots have you got?

Paimon, Satan, Beel-: DAMN GIRL those are some big honkers then, Lemme see them later kk, Mine are bigger but that’s ok, I still love you baby

Mc*On the other line of the phone, face-palming*...

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WHB Incorrect quotes#32 RIVAL

No one is allowed to mention...what happened between you and Michael... Actually, he has sort of been avoiding you ...he hasn't come out of his room but if you glue your ear you can hear...odd noises, and in his place...Raphael came to pick a fight with you...

Raph: If you so as much look in my direction, I’ll throw you out the window you-

Mc*Opening the window and looking down with a quizzical gaze*

Raph*Watches as you continue to stare, confused*… What are you doing?

Mc: Checking how high the drop is to see if it’s worth it~

Nina*With a popcorn bowl and wearing 3d glasses, gasping in shock*...this just got good... Michael got a rival and it's always the younger brother...-what do you think?

Ppyong*Is also with tiny 3d glasses, enjoying popcorn*...Mhhh I dont know They both don't look like they wanna admit attraction, Plus Mc can do soooo much better...maybe we bring sir Lucifer!

Nina*Slurping her slushie and looking at Ppyong like the genius he is*...I like the way you think-

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KNY Incorrect quotes#111 NO COFFEE

I BELIEVE IN GREMLIN SILLY GF Y/N AND KIND SECRETLY FILLED WITH RAGE GF KOCHO SUPREMACY

Kanae: So, what is Y/n to you? Shinobu: The reason I wake up every morning Kanae: …That’s adorable!~ GF!Y/n*Earlier that morning made breakfast and ...drank the coffee you made for Shinobu, barging into Shinobu's room, smacking pans together*WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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KNY Incorrect quotes#110 Yeah "Tripped"

Gyomei*Is caressing your face to see it*... You’re smiling, What happened? TinyHashira!Y/n*Sits on his chest, squeezing his boobs *What? Can’t I smile just because I feel like it?~ Muichiro*Is currently drawing Sanemi falling down the stairs with crayons*Sanemi tripped and fell down the stairs today

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KNY Incorrect quotes#109 ...Hoes before bros-

You are currently hanging with Urogi and Karaku...more like they spotted you in the grocery store and tagged behind you(THEY GOT SEPARATED DROM SEKIDO AND AIZETSU)...but as you were about to leave they begged you not to leave them till their older brother found them...hard to when he is ignoring them-

Urogi: Sekido isn’t answering our messages Bookworm!Y/n*Blinks and takes out the phone to show Sekido is on contacts...just wants to go home and prep dinner* Allow me Karaku: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Sekido*replying to message* “Hello”

Urogi & Karaku*Looking at how quick...he answered your texts, looking judgy at the Profile pic of Sekido*...

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G.I Incorrect Quotes#98 Cheerleader

Y/n: DON’T BE SORRY! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

You're holding the face of Dainsleif When he brought up news about his sad past and something bad about himself again

Dains: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing...

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G.I Incorrect Quotes#97 Updog-

Itto: My middle name is Danger!~

Itto: …and my first name is Watch Out

Y/n: …..Watch Out Danger? I thought it was What’s Up?

Itto: DOG?!

Takuya*Is squished between your body and Itto's after a night of romance, he facepalms*…You guys are terrible…WE JUST HAD XXX-

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G.I Incorrect Quotes#96 Cryptic Cuddler

Harpy Y/n au but now...present time

In Angel's share

Kaeya: Sometimes I feel something crawl over me at night…

Diluc: It’s the consequences of your actions

Jean: The guilt that comes with your choices

Rosaria: Past trauma

Harpy!Y/n*Sipping nonalcoholic drink and feathers ruffle looking innocently at Kaeya* Oops that was me, I sneak into your room to cuddle, when we were kids you always begged me to sleep with you cuz my feathers

Kaeya*Winces at...that memory, coughs into drink, and blushes...averting eye contact*...i-i dont remember that-

Diluc*Saw it...was time to finally poke fun at his brother*Really? I do you cry begging father to allow y/n to be with you

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OP Incorrect quotes#33 No paperwork~

Imagen being Crocodile's Old secretary...You had no devil fruit you were just INSANELY good are doing errands, doing paperwork keeping everyone on schedule giving your soft appearance you softened the intimidating vibe Crocodile had...your motto is "Minding my own business" to a lot of...the obvious evil deeds your boss and his crew did ...a paycheck is a paycheck...course in the end you didn't mind the straw hats and was happy things went better for Arabasta...

UNTIL YOU SAW ON THE PAPERS YOUR EX-BOSS IS FREE AFTER A PRISON FIGHT...which would be explained...him now at your door under the "rain"...begging for you to work for him again with his new partners-

Croco*Leaning on your...small door frame with a bouquet of flowers* Y/n, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor. I...admit your the best worker I ever had-Work for me in my new business-…

EX-Secretary!Y/n: Well, isn’t that nice? But guess what?...You didn’t turn in your homework the night I needed you to do it...the one job I need your attention and seal...and you didn't pay me my usual overtime to fix your mistake?~.

Croco*Actually feeling abit flustered, coughs into Hook looking "Shocked"...knowing he was probably celebrating early his victory* I didn’t… I… no paperwork?

EX-Secretary!Y/n*Closes door on crocodile’s hand*The office is now closed!~

Croco*Felt pained as you slammed the door on his hand with no mercy* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

...could this be a thing?...