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I think those are his love handles from behind, bet Mel,Mud, and Breadhead pinch/poke his sides to get a reaction outta him-

Ken’s Apron is insane, WHY ARE HIS ENTIRE CHEEKS OUT

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#72 Me-wow

How Opera fell inlove with you

Opera: Y/n-Sama learned how to fold origami penguins, Iruma-Sama, from the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge~

Opera*Is talking to Sullivan, who was taken by the border control, he has been talking about you and Iruma for an hour now* Oh, also-

Y/n: Opera!Opera!LOOK I MADE WIDDLE OREGAMI FLUFFLEGO I CALL HIM FLUFFLEGO JUNIOR CUZ I CUT MY FINGER AND HE HAS BLOOD ON HIS MOUTH- isnt he cute?~, Imma put him in your nightstand!!!-*Already running*

Sulli:...

Opera*Is also quiet as ears are the highest they've been, something in them snapped*Oh, Oh?... I have to go now, Expect a new grandchild, sir

Sulli*On the other end of the line*O-opera?Wait, what does that mean-OPERA!?-

Opera*Hands the phone and follows behind you*...

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#71 Delkira* Running away*No thanks i choose life-

Y/n*Drinking coffee with a lost gaze and relaxed body language*Your "dad" is amazing~

Iruma(7)*Looking up from his breakfast with a sad pout* I thought you hated him...

Y/n*Eyes widen and looks at him in worry*What?-Oh, blueberry no!, Why would you say that?

Iruma(7) When you came home from work, I heard you and Lilia in the bedroom...

You came home last week, Delkira came to greet you once he put the iruma to sleep...picked up, threw you into the bedroom and then dived in, closing the door

Iruma(7):...And you wouldn't stop yelling at him

Y/n*Horrified face dawned on you as you blush at the memory*...

Y/n*Coughs into fist and pats the young boy's head* A-ah no sweetie, those...T-those were happy screams!~

Iruma(7)*Tilting head innocently* It didn't sound very happy to me, and you would hit the wall, and you said a lot of bad words...

Y/n*Slowly turns head with death glare at Delkira, Unimpressed seeing him flee*...

Delkira*Who was coming in the kitchen feeling like a champ, but turn around fast sensing danger*"SHIT-"

Y/n: Y-yeah, To be honest, I...I don't remember doing that, I don't at all-

Iruma(7)*Stands up on the chair and thinking you actually forgot* You did! You said, "OH DELKIRA BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEP!?" You said it like that! "OH BLEEP!?BLEEEEEEP!?!"

Y/n*Grabs him and covers his mouth to stop him before the neighbors hear*OK!?-OK!?-i g-got it!? O-oh shhh shhh~

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#70 Parenthood

A daily day of Pap-alego's

Kalego: What is going on now?

Lied: HES TOUCHING ME!

Purson: I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU

Lied: AHHH HES TOUCHING MEEE!?

Purson: IT'S FREE AIR!~

Lied*Hisses and licks his face*BLEH!

Purson*Shudders in disgust and proceeds to tackle him*EW!?AAAAH!?

Kalego:-ENOUGH!?!

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Kalego*Sees Jazz came back from the lunch room with bags of treats only for his "little siblings"*...so let me get this straight, you went to the store, and the only person you got some for was your classmates?...

Jazz*Looking at him holding the bags*...Yeah

Kalego*Rubs his temples* That is insane-

The rest of the misfits dig into their snacks, as Jazz happily pets each of their heads, while You and Kalego watch from the sidelines

Y/n*Giggles at Kalego's reaction and goes to Clara* Gurl, you know he only got you a lot of food and nobody else, right?~

Clara*Holding her snack and with puffed up proud chest*Yeah!~

Y/n*Wheezes and looks at the group*Do you care?-

Alloncer*Drinking his soda, also proud*He loves us~

Kalego & Y/n:...wow

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TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#89 Siblings-

Shuna: What is going on...between you and my older brother?

Y/n: What?!-Nothing!-

Shuna: WAIT I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT!-what is the one thing you never want tooooo~

Y/n*Looking embarrassed* Shunaaa Pleeease...

Shuna: WOAH-...must be really baaad...like reaaally unspeakable-OH MAH RIMURU-SAMA YOU FINALLY REALIZED YOU LIKE MY BROTHER!?*Covers mouth*

Y/n*Covers mouth also but raises brow*...wow your pretty good-

Shuna*Runs out of the table,Purging behind a bush*BWEEEHE-

Y/n:c-come on, Shuna, is it THAT bad?...

Shuna*Gasping, wiping her mouth, coming back to you*Sorry, Y/n-Sama...It was like... an involuntary reaction-

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TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#88 Identical-

Y/n*Holding newborn son, who looks almost IDENTICAL to Diablo, in bed* Nine months in his womb making him suffer...

Son*Looking up in wonderment at them, holding with his tiny hand your pinkie*

Diablo*At the end of the bed, with the same lovestruck gaze as you hold your hellspawn*

Y/n*Looking back and forth between them*-AND HE LOOKS LIKE HIS STUPID "MOM" DAD!?

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TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#87 One on the way-

Vel Jr: Guuu...

Veldora*Looking at his "son"*No

Vel Jr*"Squints eyes at his "Papa"*Hisss!

Veldora*Frowns at the Gecko, with a gasp* Don't you talk back to me youngman!?!

Vel Jr*Starts angrily stomping his tail on the table and hisses more*GYUUU!HISS HISS!

Kalego: I said "NO" and I overrule you, youngling!

Y/n*Is crochetting an egg holder for your eggie child, deadpanned seeing your husband and gecko baby fighting*Would you please stop arguing with our gecko child...

Veldora:...I might as well, beloved, think he is winning...

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TWST Incorrect quotes#734 Rumors

Yuu: See, I'm straight, but if there was a guy I'd marry, I'd be jade

Jade*Sipping his tea, but is able to hide that he choked on his drink, smiling like always even when Floyd grins at him*...

Floyd*Grins at him*How do you feel about that jade?~

Jade*Wipes his lip corners*...It's not helping with the rumors-

Floyd*Grins wider at him*I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isssnt with the rumooors~

Jade*There is a vein popping on his neck as he smiles at Floyd, who laughs at his face but then blushes as you open your mouth*...

Yuu*Leans on Floyd's arm and looks at jade* Yeah, I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue

Jade:...

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TWST Incorrect quotes#733 Beach day!

The third year, and you with grim went to have a beach day by the docks...which ended in horror so some...

Vil: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

Yuu, Malleus, and Idia: No!

Trey: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?

Yuu: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me!?!

Cater: What does that mean?

Rook: Come on, what happened? Trickster?

Mal: Alright-

Idia: No. Malleus, we swore we’d never tell!

Yuu: They’ll never understand!

Mal: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive...

Idia: Yuu got stung by a jellyfish!

Yuu: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad... I couldn’t stand... I-I couldn’t walk-

Idia: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it-

Yuu: I was in too much pain.

Mal: And I was tired from digging a huge hole with grim-

Mal: And then Idia remembered something...

Idia: I’d seen this thing on the Discovery Channel-

Leona: Wait a minute, I saw that- On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?

Third years: EW!!

Yuu: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at Malleus*

Third years*Look at Malleus* Ew!

Mal: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my best friends and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you

Lilia*Under his breath, his facepalms*...Malleus-dammit kid...dont

Mal: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Idia...

As the group looks at Idia now in shock, Idia is in the corner of the room, holding your couch pillow to his face as he screams in horror...

Idia*Lifting his head up with puffy red eyes, and runny nose* Malleus kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming!?!-

Mal: That’s because sometimes I just do it through your wall to freak you out~

Grim*Tuckered out in the recliner in, napping from a whole day of fun...while the chaos around him happens*

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Ok but the image of idia screaming to my dorm pillow in horror makes me laugh-

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TWST Incorrect quotes#732 LILIA!?!-

Yuu*Feeding baby Sebek, while Lilia is cleaning baby Silver's diaper with an infatuated gaze*Your dad is amazing~

Mal(7)*Looking up from his gargoyle book*I thought you hated him...

Yuu*Eyes widen and looks at him in worry*What?-Oh sweetie no!, Why would you say that?

Mal(7): When you came home from work, I heard you and Lilia in the bedroom...

You came home last week, Lilia came to greet you once he put the boys to sleep...picked up, threw you into the bedroom and then dived in, closing the door

Mal(7):...And you wouldn't stop yelling at him

Yuu*Horrified face dawned on you as you blush at the memory*...

Lilia*Also horrified and continues to clean silver*...

Yuu*Coughs into fist and pats the young dragon's head* A-ah no sweetie those...T-those were happy screams!~

Mal(7)*Tilting head innocently* It didn't sound very happy to me, and you would hit the wall, and you said a lot of bad words. Lilia says when he is playing in the magic box...

Yuu*Slowly turns head with death glare at Lilia, Unimpressed seeing him flee with a giggling cleaned silver in his arms*...

Lilia*Dunks the dirty diaper on the trash and flees with sweat dropping on every pore of his body*"SHIT-"

Yuu: Y-yeah, To be honest, I...I don't remember doing that, I don't at all-

Mal(7)*Stands up on the sofa and thinking you actually forgot* You did! You said "OH LILIA BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEP!?" You said it like that! "OH BLEEP!?BLEEEEEEP"

Yuu*The hand holding sebek bottle drops and covers malleus mouth*OK!?-OK!?-i g-got it!?-

Baby!Sebek*Sees his bottle is down and can't drink his milkie, tears up sensing panic*B-bueweh?-....WAAAAAAH!?!-

Yuu*Panics and goes to lift Sebek's bottle and cradle him back and forth in arms*O-oh shhh shhh~

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Lux's Live Reaction:

I tried drawing without lineart!

If I had the guts I'd make this my home screen wallpaper, too bad I don't have the guts

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LADS Incorrect quotes #6 Office gossip

Mc: Don’t preach to me about romance, Guys, I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon-

Tara:..

Simone:...

Andrew:...

Nero:...You what-

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LADS Incorrect quotes #5 Baby Dragon Hustler-

Callum(6): FATHER! I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR NO CRUST ON MY SANDWICH!!!

Dad!Sylus: You're a big boy now,You can eat the crust

Callum(6): WHEN MUMMY DOES IT THERE ARE NO CRUSTS!?

Dad!Sylus: ...Well-

Callum(6):You didnt even cut it!-

Dad!Sylus: Little dove-

Callum(6): WHAT AM I!?-SOME KIND OG BELLIGERENT, GHOULISH SYPHILLIC BEGGAR!?

Dad!Sylus*Sighs at his tone* Just calm down

Callum(6): THAT I WOULD WRANGLE THE THREE-HEADED HYDRA , DOUSE THE FLAMES OF PHOENIX, DEAFENED BY YOUR BANSHEE'S HOWLS WHEN YOU SING-THEN PERMIT THIS DRY HARDENED TERRORIST INTO MY MOUTH

Dad!Sylus: Okay, it's not THAT bad...

Callum(6): POOSEIDON HIMSELF COULD NOT QUELL THIS ARID DESICCATION OF BREAD!!

Dad!Sylus: Well, your Rogue is enjoying his sandwich

Callum(6)*Looking at his twin brother*...

Rogue(6)*Is devouring his sandwich, cheeks covered in jam and Pb*???

Callum(6): Father Rou is like a raccoon. He'll eat anything

Callum(6):-My epitaph"Here lies Callum, Death by crust and parental neglect"

Dad!Sylus: Well, at least he's not mentioning the rabbit-

Callum(6): DIRECTLY ADJACENT FROM BARTHOLOMEW'S TOMBSTONE

Dad!Sylus: Okay, I can give you a Capri Sun to wash things down-

Callum(6): ONE MEASLEY CAPRI SUN!?!MIGHT AS WELL SHOT MYSELF IN THE FACE!?!

Dad!Sylus: Ok, I will give you two Capri Suns to eat the crust-

Callum(6): No crust, gimme three Capri Suns and THEN-

Dad!Sylus*Already know what he gonna say*NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO TACO BELL

Callum(6): WE ARE GOING TO TACO BELL, THE CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME SHALL CURE THIS INSULT!?

Dad!Sylus:...Now you're just trying to hustle me

Callum(6):I.AM.THE.HUSTLE?!

The world needs more dad!sylus content-

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LADS Incorrect quotes #4 My dad's a yandere simp...so cringe-

Dad!Caleb With His Son when you're out on an extended mission

Son: Ok- Who's the hottest person you can think of?

Dad!Caleb*Stops crying and sniffles*Your mother...

Son*Cringed out face at his father and whispers* Ok dad...Mom isn't here you can be honest with me

Dad!Caleb: Pips-I mean your mother's a 10!

Son: SHE'S A 6 AT BEST!?

Dad!Caleb*Eyes flash with anger, and in a swift movement, this flipper is in his hand, pointing it at his son*-YOU TAKE THAT BACK!?!

Ding-

Dad!Caleb*Eyes look back to his phone it's a text from you sending him updates on how you're coming early...and flirtingly telling him to wear that apron you like so much*

Son:...How does mom put up with you...

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Lux @ Takoyaki cookie:

Octavinelle in cookie run???!!!! waaaa???!!! (still haven't played cookie run)

pst @lukaka-arte i used ur suggestion 👀

poll under cut

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Why I feel he's talking to Xilonen...and Water drinker haters-

“I would advise you to reflect, lest you continue to sully what little dignity remains.”

(idk i just wanted to draw neuvillette absolutely disgusted for no reason LMAO)

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When the Newborn princess and prince were born...

Gyokuyou & Lihua*Holding their children up proudly* I may not be dominant in bed, but my genes won with the baby~

Emperor:...

She wants to live, but she also wants to die...

Her baby is gone. She can have more, but they won't be that child.

(Also, it's pretty clear that the Emperor's genes are super weak because it looks like every royal child has copy-pasted their mom's looks.)