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RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath
After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight
Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*
Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay
Eve: Go.
Adam: Stay.
Eve: Go!
Adam: Stay!?~
Eve: You go!
Adam: Cain, stay!
Eve: Now!
Adam: Abel, don't move!?
The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy
Eve: You go!
Adam: Boys, stay!?!
Eve: Get out of here!
Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*
Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...
Adam: Don't leave me!?!
Eve:You get out of here!?!
Cain & Abel Internally-
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This is part 2 to my friend @sketchy-owl(Their content is SO GOOD Y'ALL!)
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luxthestrange · 5 hours
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RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath
After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight
Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*
Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay
Eve: Go.
Adam: Stay.
Eve: Go!
Adam: Stay!?~
Eve: You go!
Adam: Cain, stay!
Eve: Now!
Adam: Abel, don't move!?
The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy
Eve: You go!
Adam: Boys, stay!?!
Eve: Get out of here!
Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*
Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...
Adam: Don't leave me!?!
Eve:You get out of here!?!
Cain & Abel Internally-
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RoR Incorrect quotes#107 Secret Past?
DP Y/n: I love this song! *poorly singing along with the song in their playlist* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
 Brunhilde is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing, Goll covers her ears in the back while Kojiro follows smiles
DP Y/n: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… ♫
DP Y/n: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
When They turn the corner to the stairs a figure bumps into them making You fall down a couple of steps before grabbing the pole to help you stand up
DP Y/n: Oh, shit! Fu-
You turn off the playlist and glare at the person who walked away from you and your group
DP Y/n: Listen up, you unoriginal blonde cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to apologize!
The Person turns around You lower your scream, shocked
DP Y/n: Oh, shit! Poseidon!...
Poseidon: Y/n...
DP Y/n: I should have known you’d be here...I could smell fish for miles, which is odd~... Because I believe the nearest ocean is…*Walking up the stairs again but missing the last step*
You fall and faceplant onto the ground before standing up
Poseidon*Sighs and rolls his eyes at your antics*...
DP Y/n:…three Rings DOWN!
Poseidon: And I should have known you’d be here when I heard the Amber Alerts
DP Y/n: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab, I can see you’re still a Narcissist God-complex Stuck-up whore, clutching onto that trident like it's the last cock in Olympus!
DP Y/n*angrily steps in front of Poseidon* Why are you here?! This is the only place far away from the ocean!? So take your salty ass somewhere else!
Poseidon:  Actually, scum my name is on the list
Poseidon: I’m doing my job for one of the infinitely more successful side in this arena...
Brunhilde*watching from the side in shock* No way…
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shoulder there be part 2?~
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luxthestrange · 7 hours
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Incorrect quotes#777 Weddin' crashin'
When You Found out...Some Witches Kidnapped Mammon to Force Him to Marry the Elder Witch in the human world...so you and Solomon went out to find the wedding location..
Mc*Looks at all doors and windows are reinforced and looks at Solomon*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?
Solo*Looking around and patting his pants when he pulled out a key with a keychain Chibi Mc Sheep ...It was the key to mammon's car*
-As the two got into the driveway to search for mammon car, Solomon puts the keys on and turns them on...but goes thru the radio to pick the perfect song going with "F*ck you up! Hits"-
Solo*Has hands on the wheel*Buckle up my love~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~
-At the wedding-
Mam*Was putting on a wedding dress and being held to be in place along with Witch, mouth covered with tape*
CRAAAAAAASH
Solo*Opening the door of the vehicle abit dizzy*I OBJEEECT!?*falls into the rubble*
Mc*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the hood towards the to look at the Witches with glaring glowing eyes green and yellow... your pact mark with Mammon & Satan glowing *YOU WANT MY MAMMON...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!
CovenHead*Rolls eyes and snaps her fingers and points to you signalling her coven to kill you*
You soon enough launch yourself toward one the biggest witch and...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...
CovenHead*Frowning*WHAT THE FUCK-THEY'RE JUST A HUMAN!*Moves out of the way from a witch that falls near her now being choked by viscera, grabs her, and pushes her towards the angry human*THEY'RE JUST ONE HUMAN!KILL THEM-*Stops talking when the one witch was killed in an instant she pushed her their way*
Mam*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru One the Strongest Witches*...
Solo*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another witch*
Mc*As you drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Coven Head but stop at the last min, get off punch the last witch standing on your path, Glaring up at the leader*...
CovenHead*Looks down at you as you grab Mammon and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls his eyes and huffs*...
Mc*Looking at her, pointing at Mammon's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Mammon's ass to emphasize that*
Mam*Eyes widen and blushes as he looks extremely happy thru his eyes*!?!?
Solo: HAHA!~*Laughs at them, He too is now carried like Mammon by you*
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Solomon is your ride or die...humans scaring the crap out of everyone!
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luxthestrange · 7 hours
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Incorrect quotes#776 The Divorce
Mephisto*Looks at You with a raised brow*So does this mean we're married now?
Mc: Only if I get to keep the dog and pinball machine in the divorce
Mephisto: Well dang if you're already planning for a divorce idk human
Mc: Alright!, Since you wanna have an attitude, I get to keep the squirrel-proof bird feeder as well~
Mephisto: How DARE you!... GO FOR THE BIRD FEEDER
Mc: I was trying to keep things civil, But if you want to raise your voice too, FINE...Im taking ALL the spoons too~, Enjoy the inconvenience of not being able to eat your cereal in a normal way~
Mephisto: I dont eat cereal, Because im not a child
Mc: AND THIS IS WHY WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!
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Luke*Playing House with them*...This is oddly entertaining to see...now I understand Levi & Asmo a bit...*Taking out his phone cuz...no one will believe him*
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luxthestrange · 8 hours
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Incorrect quotes#775 HTTYH Part 1?
Mammon is venting to Diavolo about something he was doing to help the family...but someone messed up and that backfire on mammon even tho he wasn't the one to make the mistake...making lucifer ground him
Mam*In Diavolo's office, ranting in circles*He never listens!
Dia*Smilling with an empathic gaze* Well, it runs in the family...
Mam: And when he does!- it's always with this... disappointed scowl...Like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich*Combing his hair to the side like Lucifer and putting his uniform like him, mimicking him*
Mam: Excuse me, Father! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong sibling, I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms! Extra clever and glory on the side! This here!*Pointing to the mirror where he is reflected* This is a talking greedy idiot!
Dia: You're thinking about this all wrong, It's not so much what you look like...um...It's what's inside that he can't stand!
Mam*Deadpan gaze but smiles sarcastically at The Prince* Thank you, for summing that up~
Dia*Sighs and puts his pen down to look up at the 2nd Lord* Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not
Mam*Sighs and walks to the door but mutters loud enough for Diavolo to hear before he leaves* I just want to be one of you guys...
Diavolo eyes him sympathetically...Mammon turns and goes through the corridor looking to find Barbato's room, He hurries off into the room, determined...
Mam*Looks inside and tries to find the right door*...Fine, Im sick and tired of being the white sheep of this family...I'll make my own name no more Mammon Morningstar...JUST Mammon from now on...*Found the door and opens it entering it*
The door leads to Earth...
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...Somebody...tell me...is this good?...could this be a thing?... Mammon being the hiccup of the family ventures off to earth...and now he has to "train" this human who took him in...not murder demonkind after learning his past and what they did to him?...
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Incorrect quotes#774 Baseball!
When Luke signed into a local baseball kid team in the Devildom...The demon brothers and Angel were a bit...worried about him, But Luke wanted to join to be in a sports team like Beel!, So one day after practice...
Sim: Luke, how was practice?*Smiles as he sits beside him at the table*
Luke: So good!
Mc: Tell us everything Angelcake~
Luke: The boys were a little mean at first, but I handled it!*Puff his chest proudly*
Luke: Can I warm up with you?
DemonKid1:I don't play baseball with chickens
Luke*Smirks at the Bully*Really? Your friend's playing with one~
DemonKid2:-oh oh!*Laughs at his friend*
Mam:...I am so proud of you*Sniffs into the napkin, Proud his boy roasted*
-In Luke First game the other kids' team threw the ball aimed at Luke's head was the batter, Luke dodge in time-
DemonUmpire: Ball!
Mc: Whoa!*Stands up in shock angrily so*
Sim: Oh! Dear Lord!
Coach!Solo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it!
Beel: It happens, he's okay, Brush it off, Luke!*Giving him thumbs up for being a better sport*
When Luke was given another chance ...the kid AGAIN aims for Luke's face which Luke manages to miss last minute
DemonUmpire:Ball!
Brothers+Angels: Whoa!
Luci:... What the hell?*Glares at the scene before him* Mam: Son of a bitch!
Coach!Solo: Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hold it! We talked about this!*Is about to Lecture The Young Demon but notices Luke angrily throws his bat on the ground and runs towards the demon boy his age*Luke!
Luke*Tackles the Demonkid to the ground and gets on top of him*UGH!
Coach!Solo: Ah, well, here we go...
Luke: Eat dirt! Eat it!
Mc&Mam: Kick his ass!
Luke: Does it taste good?Huh?~
Coach!Solo*Shrugs it off and smiles and starts to cheer for luke*Yeah, listen to your other HumanParent Kick his ass!
Luke:You gonna cry?~ Huh? Do it! Cry!~*Taunting the Demonkid and continues to hit him with glee*
Sim: Do something! Break it up!
Luci*Snickers not looking away from the scene now and pats Simeon's shoulder*H-Hang on, he's winning~
Sim: Luke! Luke!, you stop beating up that boy!
Levi, Asmo, Satan, Twins: Punch him in the nuts!
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RoR Incorrect quotes#106 Jams!
Raiden Helped Buddha in trying to court the youngest of Adam's in hand..Raiden did his best to make him look more presentable and even with gifts
Buddha: We have jams!
Adam: Jams?
Cain & Abel: Jams?
Buddha: Yes, jams! Yam jams, fig jams!
Eve*Who looks excited about the jams, unlike you and Adam*Yam jams!~
Buddha: And date jams. Seedless, delicious, exotic jams!-
Raiden: Move away from the jams*whispers to him with a cringed-out smile*
Buddha:...What?
Raiden: We have jewels
Buddha: Jewels! We have them! And, uh, that! Over there, hidden for suspense. Hmm? Whew! Ta-da! Uh...
Y/n: ...It's a wheel?*looks at the object the monks brought*
Buddha: It's, uh, very expensive!~
Y/n: And what do you hope to buy with this expensive?*Raises brow at Buddha*
Buddha: You!
Everyone in the room grew DEADLY quiet, Your smile dropped...Raiden actually looks at a loss for words...even the Buddha followers who came to support him have to give the Their God a "Really?..." glance...Buddha sadly realized his mistake too late
Raiden*Mentally face palms and bites tongue*...Wow
Buddha: No! No, no, no!A moment with you, a moment. That's not...*Looks at Raiden for help who only gives him a crashing plane noise*
Y/n: Are you suggesting I am for sale?*Raises brow and tries to give him another try, Calming their anger*
Buddha: Of course... *Looking at your with a lovesick gaze*
Adam&Cain looking at him with a glare while Eve&Abel shocked :
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Buddha*Snaps out of trance and panics even more*-Not! No, of course not! No!
Raiden: It's cold and it's dark...my experience when I died But I prefer it to this...*Whispers at Buddha with a tired...and disappointed tone*
Y/n: Please excuse me...I need to go and find some bread...*Turns around and heads to go back to their own room*
Eve: F-for the jams!~*Waves them off and follows you in a hurry*
Buddha: No! That's not what I meant. I...
Abel: You did great!*Gives him an awkward thumbs up and also goes to follow his mother*
Buddha: That's not what I meant!...
Raiden: Just leave them alone, You didn't do great...
Thanks to @sketchy-owl for helping with this!~
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RoR Incorrect quotes#105 Lullaby
Long long ago...before Ragnarok was ever a thing...Adam & Eve Got woken up by their youngest calling out for them, Adam wanted to give his wife a rest, So he Journey to your bedroom
Adam: Y/n? What troubles you, my apple pie?*Coming into their bedroom*
Y/n(5)*sobbing crawling down to the floor and running to latch to his legs* Daddy! Daddy!
Y/n(5)*Sobbing into his leg pajamas and looking up* I had a dream! A really bad dream!
Adam yawns picks you up into his arms and wipes away Your tears, correcting You
Adam: A nightmare~
Yuuken*sobbing* I was looking all over the house, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!
Adam:*rubs Your on the back comfortingly* There there, my sweet, it's okay....You're okay~
Adam: When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember...
Adam takes you over your window and using his power he sprouts wings on his back to fly you over the night sky to reach across the stars
Adam: No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little appliepie~
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Adam chuckles seeing you watch in awe of the world below you and the stars above them shows...noticing how lullaby is slowly making the you fall asleep and nuzzle into his chest...taking them back to the dorm and tucking them in
Adam:*Kissing your forehead as he leaves and closes the door*And you'll be okay~
PRESENT TIME-At Ragnarok
The Gods and Humans are Confused...as Zeus and Adam Fight they hear a lullaby being carried thru the wind...And as Adam was slowly losing his source of life...he still continued to sing for his children to hear...All of humanity even the demigod started to let out tears...as their real father even in his final breath...Gave a message that echoed
You will be okay~
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BITCH THE HELL WE WONT-COME BACK!-
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luxthestrange · 1 day
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Lux @ Adam
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😊
Episode 22
~Happy Fathers day!~
Child Y/N: Daddy!!Daddy look!!*holding a drawing*
Adam:What a beautiful drawing you did Y/N.*smiles* Is that me?
Child Y/N:*smiles* Yes!!
Adam:Oh,you sure made your dad look awesome! I'm not that good looking!
Child Y/N:*puff her cheeks* Daddy is the most attractive man in the world!! When I grow up I wanna marry him!!
Adam:*chuckles* "So cute"
~Present~
Adam:"Haaaa those were good times"
Eve:Y/N will be here soon with her partner please...be gentle with them.
Adam:Eve you don't have to worry. I will welcome them regardless who they are. "I cannot say they will be safe if they are a man"*dark smile*
Cain/Abel:"Is written on your face that you will kill them if they are a male"
*The bell rings*
Eve:Y/N is here!*happy and goes to open the door*
Y/N:Hi mom!! *smiles and hugs her*
Eve:Oh welcome back Y/N!! My sweet child! Oh and you must Y/N's part-...
Odin:I'm...Odin....pleased to meet you.
The whole family had the same thought:"HE IS SO OLD THAT HE COULD BE HER FATHER/ME"
Y/N:I brought an apple pie for you Dad! Happy Father's Day!!
Adam:....T-thank you darling*force a smile*
~During dinner~
Y/N:*smiles and eats* Huginn, Munnin are you enjoying the food.
Huginn:It's good
Munnin:*eating everything *
Abel:...."Everything seems fine??..."*sweating*
Cain:"Dad seems calm....I wonder why"*scared as fuck*
Eve:*looks at her husband*
Adam*thinking about 1000 ways to kill Odin* "Why did she choose him!? My precious little girl!"
Y/N:Oh...daddy can you pass me the salt?
Adam/Odin:*both reach for the salt *
Abel/Cain/Huginn/Munnin: "Oh shit"
Eve: "Oh sweet heaven"
Adam:Odin.....I think you need a check up on your hearing...she said Daddy...*ready to jump on Odin"
Y/N:*embarrassed looks at Odin* "Please do not say something to provocate him"
Odin:Your daughter calls me daddy too.
Adam:.....*jumps on Odin and punches him*
Y/N:DAD NO!
[Owlie note: thank @luxthestrange they chose Odin for this xD]
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TWST Incorrect quotes#388Material GURL
Leona*With a pink apron on and Nala(1) and Grim on his back*Im loving this gender equality stuff, Look!*Points outside the window*
You are in winter clothes outside your house with a shovel
Leona: Wife outside shoveling the driveway and Im in the kitchen making waffles*has spatula in hand and plate*MATERIAL GURL-Oh shit it's burnt-*Opens the waffle maker and the waffle is burnt*
Yuu*Is struggling with the shovel and slippery floor...falling on your butt*ACK!
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luxthestrange · 1 day
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Beel-
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...what you mean "no one knows"...beel is the goodest boy next to cerb and luke...
Obey me character hc but its all things from my family
Warning(s): Cussing, not edited
A/N: this was rly fun to make, might make some more later on lol.
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Whenever they have burritos or anything like that, Beel will fold Belphe's cause he doesn't know how.
When losing an argument with Mammon, Asmo will bring up the stupid shit he used to wholeheartedly believe.
When Satan was small, he and Mammon can get competitive over the smallest things, just to see who wins, like who can drink water faster of some shit like that
they never even said anything about it, it was like an unspoken mutual agreement.
Animals fuckin love Beel for some reason, no one knows why they just do, Satan hates this.
Mammon and Levi always start shows together but never finish them together.
Diavolo will just start following Barbatos around when he's bored, then run away when Barbatos mentions he could do his paperwork if he's bored.
Levi and Asmo never let anyone live anything down.
Solomon will sit on the counter talkin about random shit while Simeon cooking.
When Levi, Satan, Asmo, Beel, and Belphe were little and Mammon was able to drive, he would have them do screaming contests
very rarely did all participate.
When Levi was younger maybe even still now he didn't like ppl touching him, but when his lil brothers were upset he would hug them for comfort if they wanted.
Lucifer has a trick for getting his brother back to sleep when they have nightmares, moving his finger from the tip of their nose to their hairline over and over again.
Mammon once wanted to sneak out while everyone was gone, but lil Beel was with him, so he just brought Beel along and made him promise not to tell anyone
and yes, Beel still hasn't told anyone.
Solomon once made basically pepper spray by over-cooking peppers and everyone had to spend the rest of the day outside unit it all cleared out.
If Beel is walking with anyone next to a road of any kind he always makes them stand on the inside of the sidewalk.
Satan is terrible with fish, always somehow kills them.
Mammon taught his lil brothers how to hide things from Lucifer.
Mammon also taught his lil brothers how to swim by pushing them in without warning.
Solomon has let Luke try a tiny sip of alcohol, he hated it and almost threw up and Solomon laughed his ass off.
Solomon is way more funny when he's drunk.
Mammon once had to be held down to get a shot.
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TWST Incorrect quotes#387 InTrouble
When You Found out...that when the boys were kids...Lilia pranked the trio a lot with jumpscares so much...they...sometimes wetted the bed with nightmares-
Yuu: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns their head to look at Lilia
Lilia*Blinks and smiles looking at the Trio Nervously*He-heh~No, kids, stay!~Please stay
Yuu: Go. Go!
Lilia: Stay...Stay!?~
Yuu: You go!
Lilia: Sebek, stay!
Yuu: Now!
Lilia: Malleus, don't move!?
The Three go and stop looking at the Prefect and Lilia in dispute till, Sebek actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Silver is WIDE awake looking like a lost puppy...Malleus can only smile a bit knowing Lilia brought this on his self-
Yuu: You go!
Lilia: Silver, stay!?!
Yuu: Get out of here!
Malleus*Grabs the hands of the younger ones and walks away slowly out the door*
Silver*Is saluting his father*May the thorn fairy have mercy on you father...
Sebek:...Apologies Lilia, but The Human has spoken...*Hidding behind Silver and Malleus*
Lilia: Don't leave me!?!
Yuu: You get out of here!?!
Malleus,Silver+Sebek @ Lilia-
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TWST Incorrect quotes#386 Rosehearts 2.0
Son(6)*Tugging Daddy pants*Mommy and Gwandma awe fighting again...
Riddle*Sighs and pick his son in arms*...I thought I told you...to leave them alone, Stop making them fight with each other
Son(6)*Blinks innocently but then smiles with a mischievous glint in his eyes*...I wike drawma
Riddle*Snorting and shaking head trying and failing to give his son a disapproving glare*HAHAH!-
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TWST Incorrect quotes#385 MINE
Leona: I mean...If somebody stole that bracelet Yuu gave you, What would you do?
Rugg*Stares at Leona with a blank stare*...Murder, I'd murder them all...
Leona:Y-....Right*Suprised by his response*
Jack:...Uh our point is we just dont want our...stuff gone
Savanaclaw Students*Give their own Feedback to Ruggie *
Rugg*Still staring into space*...Then torture first I mean a lot of torture...then it ends up with death-IF I CANT HAVE THAT NOBODY CAN
Leona: We're you even listening to what we just said?... What did we-*Sees Ruggie be still in his own mind*
Jack*Waves a hand on Ruggie's silent angered face and doesnt react*...
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RoR Incorrect quotes#104 EMOTIONAL D
Y/n: Zeus tried to pick a fight with me today, But by "pure" coincidence I happened to know his Brother(Hades) on a first-name basis, I yelled his name and he looked at me and smiled...and after that I told him-
Y/n: *Looking up at Zeus*Im gonna fuck your your older brother~
Y/n: I Gave that God MORE psychological damage than his Dad or his wife(Soon to be EX), COULD or Have~
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RoR Incorrect quotes#103 Dark Side
Adam talking with the Mother's of the fighters about his experiences raising you
Adam: So once my boy's and I was having a lightsaber fight, My little girl comes up to me and goes-
Y/n(5): Hey daddy, I'm gonna have a lightsaber fight with you too but im Darth Vader! Adam: ...And I was like "Alright, You know...little weird you wanna be at the darkside at this age...CHOOSING evil at 5 is a little concerning to a parent"Whatever you want-
Adam: My little girl is holding this Red light saber TWICE the size of her body and she is psyched she is doing what her older brothers were doing with her dad, And were just yk going back an fourth-She cuts my leg off so im hopping in one leg...
Adam:-Then she cuts my arm that's holding the lightsaber, I drop the lightsaber-NOW SHE'S GETTING COCKY-...
The Mother's*Giggle at Adam's demonstration*
Adam: THEN SHE CUTS MY OTHER LEG OFF, AND I FALL BACK ON THE COUCH CUZ I DONT HAVE A CHOICE NOW I DONT HAVE ANY LEGS AND I SAID-"Oh sweetie~You won! You just beat daddy!~"...And in the most adorable voice you all can image she just goes...
Y/n(5):Not yet!~
Adam: AND PUT THE SHIT THROUGH MY THROAT AND CUT!*Doesnt knows whether to be proud or...scared*She said "You gotta get the throat! that's the most important part!"
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Anne"Maybe Jack and Her are a matched-made in heaven after all..."
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