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Flynt: *Playing Blood upon the Risers on his Trumpet*

Ren: *Standing in Solemn Silence*

Papa Arc: Here Lies a Good man, Jaune Lunas Arc, gone before his time.

Jaune: Guys?

Sun: I'm gonna miss the bastard.

Neptune: He went out a happy man.

Papa Arc: Taken by a women, fair and Kind, yet ferocious and powerful.

Jaune: Hey! I'm right here!

Mercury: Sometimes, I still hear his voice.

Oscar: *Blowing his nose, face red with grief* I know!

Papa Arc: In time, perhaps we all may see him again, changed, but still Jaune. Afterall, he has gone where only one of us has gone before, and that many hope to follow him to.

Jaune: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!

Flynt: We're mourning you, Dude!

Jaune: Why!

Papa Arc: this is the first time in the past three months any of us have seen you.

Jaune: No it isn't You've been helping me take care of my pregnant Wife!

Mercury: Yeah, but you've done nothing but talk about how she's been and how the babies have been doing.

Jaune: So! It's exciting!

Ren: last night You texted me at four in the morning to inform me that Penny was woken up by your baby kicking-

Jaune: It's amazing!

Ren: For the twentieth night in a row.

Jaune: So? You should be happy for us!

Oscar: When was the last time you read an X-ray and Vav comic?

Jaune: Like just yester- Last week-

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Oh.

Jaune: Oh no.

Ooh what do you think of this jaune introducing penny to his parents.

Jaune: Mom, dad. This is my girlfriend, Penny Polendina.

Penny: Salutations Mr. and Mrs. Arc!

Mama Arc: Well hello to you Penny, and my does my son know how to pick the cute ones.

Mama Arc: But you can just call me Blanche, dear.

Penny: I will try my best.

Mama Arc: Don't you have anything to say to her, Nick?

Papa Arc: ...Aren't you that girl that who was torn apart during the last Vytal Tournament?

Penny: Yes, but thankfully I was able to have a new body built.

Jaune: ...

M+PA: Jaune, explain now.

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Ooh what do you think of this jaune introducing penny to his parents.

Jaune: Mom, dad. This is my girlfriend, Penny Polendina.

Penny: Salutations Mr. and Mrs. Arc!

Mama Arc: Well hello to you Penny, and my does my son know how to pick the cute ones.

Mama Arc: But you can just call me Blanche, dear.

Penny: I will try my best.

Mama Arc: Don't you have anything to say to her, Nick?

Papa Arc: ...Aren't you that girl that who was torn apart during the last Vytal Tournament?

Penny: Yes, but thankfully I was able to have a new body built.

Jaune: ...

M+PA: Jaune, explain now.

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Genuinely curious because I think we all know that Lamia and Drider are the best. (Objectively) (Totally correct) (I'm not biased at all in this. Nope. Not at all.)

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Ruby: My throat has been so sore and scratchy lately. I think what would really help it is your co-

Jaune: Some cough drops?

Ruby: No, your co-

Jaune: Maybe some warm tea and honey?

Ruby: *deep inhale* YOUR CO-

Jaune: Yelling isn't going to help.

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Jaune: Oh hey, I have a shirt just like that.

Ruby: This is your shirt.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: It's so cozy.

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Jaune: Hmmm.

Yang: *Holding her top up, flashing Jaune*

Jaune: ...I was sad about something... but I can't remember what.

Yang: That's the idea.

Jaune: Hmmm.

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Jaune: Do you have anything on underneath it?

Ruby: Maybe, Maybe not~ You'll just have to find-

Jaune: *Pounes on her*

Ruby: Aah!

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Jaune: *Carrying Ruby, with a beaming smile* This is your fault you know. You teased me.

Ruby: *Covered in hickeys and clearly winded* And ... *Huff* I'll do it again!

Jaune: Oh hey, I have a shirt just like that.

Ruby: This is your shirt.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: It's so cozy.

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weak tiny little twink knight who can’t use a sword to save his life and could never beat anyone in combat x the massive monster who basically attached herself to him and will fight whoever he points her at

her payment is fucking the life out of him whenever she wants

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Ruby: COME ON! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY IF YOU CAN'T KEEP FIRING!

Jaune: W- What?

Ruby: RELOAD AND FIRE AND YOU CAN 'FIRE' DEEP INSIDE ME SO WE CAN HAVE ADORABLE SILVER EYED-BLOND HAIRED BABIES!

Jaune: Are you turned on right now?!?!

Ruby: Jaune, you are firing a Gun. That shoots Cookies. I have never been more aroused than right the fuck now. So for as much as I like Edging, I need you to Reload and Fire.

Ruby: Now.

For jaune ruby concention cookie gun

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...Hah. Go ahead.

Jaune: Would you buy it?

Ruby: ...No. No, I would not buy a cookie gun. There's no point in wasting good cookies.

Jaune: Well, what if they're stale?

Ruby: What did I just say?

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Jeanne: *Pins Oscar to the Wall in Vol. 6*

Oscar: *Fear ... And something else*

Ozpin: Oscar! Now is not the Time!

Oscar: The Future is now old man! Strong women are hot!

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Another chapter.

Took less time than the first, but was probably more nerve-wracking.

Give it a look. Maybe even let me know what you think?

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Bobbit Worm!Faunus Cinder: Hey, Want a Blow job?

Jaune: ... No thank you.

The origin of the Bobbit Worm's name is ... certainly interesting.

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Bobbit Worm!Faunus Cinder: Hey, Want a Blow job?

Jaune: ... No thank you.

The origin of the Bobbit Worm's name is ... certainly interesting.

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I don't know if having sex with a Monster-Boy would fix me, but I don't think it'd hurt.

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Blake: All-the-way-through porn is just sexual overpenetration.

Weiss: ... I was having a good day. We were all having a good-

Ruby: *Rushing in* I HEARD OVERPENETRATION!

Weiss: She was talking about sex.

Ruby: Well now I'm doubly interested!

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Impatience

get the hint, Jaune…