lymoncat

[lymoncat]

Tell me, why does everyone think toji is broke? Well, probably cuz he is, after spending all his money on you. He just wants to see his pretty girl happy even if it means debt, though he does still have enough money to pay the rent... sometimes. He just loves you so much that his poor card gets to suffer, but he doesn't give a single fuck

There you go, I had nothing better to do so I did a little fluffy thing. Have fun :)

[lymoncat]

Back at my bullshit. Here ya'll go

[lymoncat]

Hehe dirty polll

[lymoncat]

Im so sorry for the few people who follow me. I have yet to post. Ive been super busy, temporarily living with my aunt while I figure out some situations with my part time job. Im doing good tho, and its been hard but im managing. I have an interview on Monday so wish me luck! I have some time to post tonight so I might do a little poll :)

[lymoncat]

AOT MODERN AU HCs: ERWIN

Content warning: mature themes, sex talk a lot, and randomness all related to sex. Also probably some grammar mistakes i did not proof read.

Erwin told you at the beginning of your relationship that you would not have any special privileges. low and behold here you are, never on the front lines, never having to make dinner, skipping training if you want, and dick privileges.

his favorite place to absolutely rail you is in his office, his favorite place for everything really. having you suck him off under the table during his meeting and deciding formations for expeditions.

Although one downside. 4am. He gets up at 4am. Obviously he's a busy man but it leaves no time for sloppy morning sex or cuddles. Work is his main priority but coming home to you every day is the best part. He looks forwards to it in his busy schedule.

His wardrobe is basically suits and ties. He has very few casual clothes and then the rest is yours. He loves to see you in his oversized blazer, the size difference makes him smile. And the loves to bend you over his desk at home while your in his shirts. And work role-playing is definitely a turn on. He loves to imagine you, his partner, as his assistant, just to fuck you over his desk on his paperwork.

He acts professionally in public, tough and stern, but behind closed doors in the safety of his home with you, he's a total softy. He loves to have you in his arms whenever he can, to hold you and tell you how lucky he is to have you.

Anyways I hope you enjoyed. Don't mind that most of it was abt sex. And have a good rest of your day/night ❤️

[lymoncat]

AOT MODERN AU: HIDING THEIR CLOTHES AND LEAVING A MAID CONSTUME :3

Characters: eren, armin, Jean, Connie, Levi, reiner, hange.

Content warning: funny, some sexual references, dirty talk, degrading on Levi's part (but it's sexy)

✨️EREH✨️💅

It depends on his mood.... if he's not in the best mood, he'll probably yell from the other room, wondering where his clothes went and tear down the house.

If he's in a good mood it's most likely a bit of confusion before overall just going along with it grumbling here and there but who could resist you!

Armin 📚

He wasn't really paying attention and put it on while reading. When you came home, he finally noticed and got shy before hiding his face in the book (my shy baby 😭)

Orrrrr he'd get a Lil freaky if you know what I mean 😏 our innocent boy isn't so innocent anymore no ma'am no ma'am

Jean 🐴

He thought it was for you

"Baby where are my clothes" he asks from the bedroom. You, having obviously done this decide to answer. "I don't know just wear whatever is in the drawer I guess" You knew exactly what was coming "I am not wearing this!" "Just put it on jean" "You did this didn't you!" "Indeed I did!" Jean comes out wearing the costume with a scowl "here you got what u wanted ok? Now give me back my clothes"

I mean hey, he's right. At least you did get what you wanted.

Connie 😈

This man matches your freak. He's already in it. He's prancing around the house in that little dress making jokes and sliding down door frames and walls. And lord have mercy it's funny. (And then he saves it for role play when you decide to top)

Reiner 💪

Absolutely confused. Why is there a huge maid costume in the drawer? It's too big for you so why is it there? He figures it out, running a hand down his face in disappointment. But ultimately puts it on in the end. (Its so worth it and you sneak a few pics)

Levi 🧹🧽

And he thinks it's for you. Until his clothes aren't in the drawer. "What the fuck!!! Where are my clothes!" He yells from the bedroom, simply hearing you snicker from the living room. In a few minutes though, you're the one in the costume and cleaning the house before he's railing you in the bedroom. Edging you over and over as punishment. "This is what you get for being a brat. You can take it so quit whining. You love it" and indeed you do. You absolutely love hus fat cock slamming into you from behind making you see stars. It's heaven. You obviously wear the dress more often.

Hange 👩‍🔬

You say it's for an experiment? They're already in it. You don't even have to explain why you did it because they're admiring themself in the mirror. Taking pictures and so much more. It's hilarious and amusing. You do not regret it (and then they try to get a maid dress on sauny and bean)

Anyways i hope you guys liked it and have a wonderful rest of you day/night

[lymoncat]

I have not slept in 2 days, I have chugged monster after monster, I ate the monster ice cube. I am currently going through all my contacts and blocking people who have contact to my brother because I'm tired of his bullshit and sick of the way he treats me. Me and him had a huge fight and I confronted him for all the fucked up shit he pulled in the past and blocked him because if he really wants to talk to me then he can come see me in person. Currently clearing him out of my whole life and cropping him out of photos, deleting videos with him in it, getting rid of everything he ever gave me because I'm so done with everything. So done with how he treats me and so done with how he treats others. He needs to grow up. He's literally 20. He can get out of our mom's basement and get a fucking job. He's a lazy asshole and it's no wonder his girlfriend dumped him. I used to protect him and do anything for him but not anymore. I'm 19. Soon to be 20. I don't need toxic assholes in my life anymore and I'm done being dragged around by him. I'm done being his little servant and doing everything for him. I'm actually doing shit with my life unlike him so he can go.

Sorry just a small little rant. I was frustrated and needed to vent :)

[lymoncat]

Yes this is a monster and yes I did freeze it and yes I am eating it like a popsicle (this was just the pic I took when I was taking the top off)

Specifically asking @nanathott @noodles-even-less-stable

[lymoncat]

Yall what the actual fuck is wrong with this cat (i know this stuff is normal buts it's funny to question)

[lymoncat]

Hehehe ignore the filter and be brutally honest

[lymoncat]

𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬▶ 𝗩𝗛𝗦

WORKING OVERTIME ⭑.ᐟ.ᐣ

‘ toji fushiguro, kento nanami, sukuna x fem!reader ’

⌞ PG-18 ⌝ mild dub con ( reader gets aroused and never says no ) you better judge yourself◞ gangbang taking turns◞ inappropriate touching◞ no curses au◞ office sex ◞ stuck in a wall◞ cunilingus◞ anal fingering ◞ spit as lube◞ oral male receiving◞ creampie◞ unprotected sex ◞ cum swallow◞ reader is called dummy, princess and slut.

“c’mon pretty, I know you can get it” ever since you arrived at the company, Toji hasn’t lost a single chance to tease you, making his approach seem friendly when in reality, he just wanted to fuck you raw.

“i’m trying!” you huff in return, embarrassed by the current position that you find yourself in, stretching your hands to reach for the documents folder that fell behind large rack, and you, being the only girl working after hours was the perfect fit to help the man retreat such important material, “i can’t reach it!”

Toji is so grateful that you’re not watching him, allowing his eyes to wander through the way your round ass is up in the air, standing on tip toes while letting out huffs of exertion, sounds Toji wished to hear while being balls deep in your tight pussy. a soft yet firm slap lands on your butt cheek, not painful but making you squeal, “Toji!” you yell, ignoring the way your face burns and core throbs, denying the attraction you had to the man wouldn’t take you anywhere.

he chuckles, “you’re almost there, just a bit more... although, i’m not complaining if you take your time, the view over here is wonderful”

“you’re the worst” you mutter, used to Toji’s behavior and way too over friendly touching, the tips of your fingers brush over the hard edge of the folder, skimming in a little further to grasp it with a triumphant sound, “i got it! Toji help me out”

“of course, princess” the man smirks, holding onto your hips but instead of pulling, you feel him pushing you down and deeper into the rack, your head almost hanging from the other side of it.

“Toji you idiot! now i’m stuck, you made it worse”

“nah” he tuts, “i think I made it perfect” there’s a deep laugh coming from his chest, clearly enjoying himself, rubbing his hands across your thighs.

“what’s going on?” another voice joins, steady steps approaching your squirming form, and you can tell who it is immediately, another one of your coworkers who adores teasing you nonstop.

“dummy got stuck while trying to pick up a folder that fell” Toji’s voice is filled with humor, a bit mockingly if you had to say.

Sukuna grins, allowing his hand to rest on the small of your back, “is that so?” you hear him laugh.

“i hate you both” you bite back, trying to ignore the growing wetness between your legs, most likely staining your panties and dripping down your thighs.

“oh, but it seems like you’re enjoying this” the pink haired man speaks again, letting a single finger trace the contour of your pussy through the pencil skirt you wore, pushing enough for your wetness to seep through and drench the other layer of fabric.

“i’m not!” you hiss, futilely trying to kick the men only for them to grab your legs, one each.

“this sweet cunt of yours says otherwise” Toji huffs, raising your skirt until it pools around your waist, taking a teasing lick across your covered slit to which you mewl, hips wiggling against your better judgement, “don’t fight, honey, we’ll make you feel so good” Sukuna’s hands then reach forward, spreading out your pussy lips after Toji tugged your underwear down, letting it stretch around your knees.

“what a pretty thing you are” Sukuna speaks, letting his fingers caress the skin of your folds, teasingly sliding them across your wet clit just for a brief second.

by this point all rational thoughts are pretty much gone from your head, focusing on Toji’s heavy breathing straight in your core, and Sukuna’s thumbs keeping your hole spread and leaking. a loud groan resonates in the small room, followed closely by the dark haired man’s tongue plunging into your sopping cunt, so deep and so good your hands desperately try to find purchase in the smooth wall right in front of your eyes.

“she’s gorgeous” Sukuna groans, palming his bulge, “isn’t that right, Kento?” and you yelp at his words, a sound that could get easily mistaken as a pleasurable one since Toji kept on slurping loudly against your clit, sucking on your folds and swirling your slick on the tip of his tongue.

Sukuna and Toji were something, but you actually held respect towards the blonde, worried about how his opinion on you would change by watching you moan over your coworker eating you out.

“what do you think you’re doing?” his voice is deep and calm, a bit tired if you had to admit.

“Kento!” you gasp and kick, earning a pinch in your ass and Toji’s muffled voice vibrating against your pussy, “if you’re going to moan someone’s name so prettily it better be mine”

“oh, c’mon, join the fun, she’s enjoying the attention, like a little greedy slut” this time is Sukuna’a turn to speak, returning to his place by hunching next to your hips, his face hovering over where Toji continues his assault and letting a glob of spit to fall in the crack of your ass, using the thick substance to rub on your puckered hole.

“n-not there! i can’t—” you whine, thighs shaking from the double stimulation.

“you say that but your pussy is fluttering like crazy” Toji chuckles, now using two of his fingers to penetrate your hole, going at such a fast pace that you’re unable to speak and just moan, “cum, I know you’re close” he rasps, his fingers not flattering until liquid gushes out of your cunt and soaks his fingers at the same time as Sukuna’s finger dips in your asshole.

“o-oh, my god—!”

“fuck yes, you’re so goddamn sexy” they half praise, half groan, both men digits still buried inside your holes and moving in sync, slowly driving you insane.

a second finger joins the one in your ass and the ones in your pussy disappear, replaced by a sticky trail that left on your thigh, up and across your asscheeks where Toji glides his cockhead against, tapping on your clit a couple of times for his own selfish enjoyment in hearing you beg.

“please...” you whine, not certain of what but the emptiness of your cunt brought tears to your eyes, twitching in aftershocks of your previous orgasm.

“you better be on birth control, baby, because i’m fuckin’ you raw”

“elders first” Sukuna chuckles, observing intensely how Toji’s cock slowly disappears into your wet hole, ripping whines out of your mouth and forcing your ass to squeeze Sukuna’s fingers, biting back a groan of satisfaction at the idea of how tight you might feel inside.

“fuck me! f-feels so good!” you scream, attempting to dig your nails in the wall as a shiver runs down your spine once Toji’s cock is deeply buried inside your pussy, drooling precum inside your slippery walls.

“so fuckin’ hot, i’m going to enjoy breeding this tiny pussy” you mewl while the man starts to pound into you, slapping Sukuna’s hand away and replacing it with his thumb, fingering your tight hole as his cock stretches your cunt, groaning deeply at the tight squeeze of your walls, sucking him deeper with each thrust.

“i’m cumming again” you cry out, embarrassingly sooner than expected, unable to stop the sudden wave of pleasure surging through your body and forcing your walls to clamp down on the cock ruining your insides. he continues to fuck you through your orgasm until his own high gets triggered, cumming hard with a deep growl, halfway pulling out to spray your folds and lower back with cum.

“prettiest pussy i’ve ever fucked” Toji says, stepping aside to allow Sukuna to pull your thighs back, forcing you to take his cock in one swift motion, filling every inch of your pussy.

“you love this, don’t you, a perfect fuckhole, letting us take turns in fucking this tight pussy” Sykuna growls, moving in slow but hard thrusts that knock the air out of your lungs, bringing tears to your eyes and you slick to drip down on the floor.

“y-yes, Kuna! my pussy feels so good” you babble delirious, thighs shaking under the intense and hard pounding into your hot cunt, overstimulated but feeling impossibly good.

“fuuck, you’ll make me cum soon, better stretch this pussy nicely for Kento, hm? he acts all serious but has been jerking off for the past hour” Sukuna’s last words come quietly, almost like a secret you pretty much enjoy considering the sudden tightness in your walls, squeezing tightly around his cock while his hands grip your hips tightly, keeping you still as his balls slap against your clit.

“f-fill me up, please” you beg, eyes crossing as your pussy cums around him, taking Sukuna with you as his hips speed up, groans turning into growls while he fills you with his hot cum, pumping into you with tiny thrusts, more like humping your ass.

you breathe heavily, trying to compose your erratic heartbeat as Sukuna pulls out, cum oozing out of your hole and dripping down your thighs.

an unconscious yelp gets ripped out of your throat at the sudden pull of your legs, unstuck and landing on the floor with a dull thud where your knees hit.

“open your mouth” Kento growls, tugging your head back slightly enough to guide the dripping tip of his cock into your mouth, a bit of consideration to your abused cunt.

“wettest cunt, wettest mouth” Sukuna whistles next to the blonde, watching how his length comes out of your mouth glistening and soaked with your saliva, “aren’t you perfect everywhere?”

ignoring the other men in the room, Kento starts to use your throat back and forth, careful but firm enough to bring tears to your eyes, adoring how there's drool slipping from the corners of your lips, eyes glossy and almost rolled to the back of your skull with how good you feel. it doesn’t take much time for the man to approach his orgasm, rubbing your tongue with his cock head and slapping your cheeks before plunging it inside once again, his groans only increasing with the subtle buck of his hips against your mouth.

“i’m cumming, you swallow it all” he huffs, pressing into your mouth as deep as possible, making your nose rub on the peach fuzz above his cock, choking and moaning as cum fills your warm mouth. “next time I’ll be cumming in your pussy, since you love slutting yourself out”

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RAIL ME PLS!!! IM BEGGING

Art by にいに〜 on pixiv: ツイログ 兵長単体ぬるいR18

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[lymoncat]

Can anyone help me with my motivation rn 😭

I'm working on an aot hc like the others but I'm losing braincells and need a new idea

Pls give me suggestions

[lymoncat]

To make up for forgetting one piece in the last poll I have dedicated this one

[lymoncat]

Me: wonders why I'm single

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