lynxinia - Tumblr blog

[lynxinia]

Commission for @/lynxiniia on twitter of their tabaxi character who's majorly cute!

[lynxinia]

[lynxinia]

im like a million years late to the fandom but i love inquisitor lavellan 😭

[lynxinia]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[lynxinia]

i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink

[lynxinia]

me: i do not believe "we're not a workplace, we're a family" bullshit if you say those words to me i will disembowel you like a beast get that shit away from me

coworker: it's so nice to be working with a friend today :)

me, dropping to one knee and taking their hand: i am your most loyal and devoted servant just say the word and i'll kill for you

[lynxinia]

to the cunt reading this.. you need to actually finish the games you bought before buying new ones. sincerely

[lynxinia]

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

[lynxinia]

i just want a boring love. a love that doesn’t need fights or arguments to keep the fire alive. a “let’s sit and read on opposite ends of the sofa” love. an “i thought of you when i was doing the dishes” love. an “i would rather be at home with the love of my life right now” love

[lynxinia]

anyone else horrified by the depths of their loneliness? clap if you’re horrified by the depths of your loneliness

[lynxinia]

Luz and Amity as harpies for a kofi! It was fun trying to decide the designs and colors for these (Eda’s uses her clothing colors for skin/feather tone but I decided that didn’t really work for Luz, did work for Amity tho so!)

[lynxinia]

new fuckin’ york baby!!!!

[lynxinia]

[lynxinia]

if handed a piece of paper what sort of doodle is your instinctive go-to

[lynxinia]

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

[lynxinia]

More scenery practice!

[lynxinia]

Disenchantment “Bean falls apart”