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Me with the Girls at Dragonstone

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liking stannis is literally the funniest thing you can do

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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db cooper was a druid and he escaped with the help of a flock kf migratory birds. they dont want you to know this

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BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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hey girl this eclipse got me thinking about how dark my life is without u in it. they told us not to look at the sun with the naked eye and it reminded me of u and i naked lol. i think u were totality it 4 me. u don’t gotta respond i just wanted u 2 know……..

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ULTIMATE ULTIMATE YURI-OFF

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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REMEMBER TO HACK UR 3DS AND WII U BEFORE NINTENDO SHUTS DOWN THEIR INTERNET SUPPORT (April 8th)

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Bartender! a dickless cock, please — with no balls.

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Penis Envy and the six other Penis Deadly Sins

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