zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.
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I don’t know how I didn’t figure this out but now that I have I don’t know what to do with this information
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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
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День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.
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Persephone: Since I’m going to be gone for awhile, I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advice.
Persephone: [picks one paper out of the bowl] For instance, “Hades, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
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i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”
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ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
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call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
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First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!
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Comedians explaining the presidency:
Trevor Noah:
John Mulaney:
Bo Burnham:
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Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches
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Nothing but respect for my (future) President.
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