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madmagic · 20 hours
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i think the aesthetic echo chamber created by tumblr is more dangerous than the political one bcs im self aware enough to kno my politics r radical but then me and the girlies are on here reblogging body horror and very weird erotic poetry and i get offline and interact w a real person and jokingly say something like fungus is tangibly divine in the way it facilitates the eternal dance of creation and destruction which is really creation as or by destruction and theyre like what the hell are you talking about freak. the aesthetic barrier between me and a girl in a vineyard vines tee is literally insurmountable. i find the trout to be a very nietzschean fish
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madmagic · 20 hours
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
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madmagic · 20 hours
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I wish tumblr had stories so I could just put this TikTok on it 24/7
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madmagic · 2 days
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jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.
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madmagic · 2 days
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The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912
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We finally meet for our final battle. I sneer as you draw your sword "You wish to fight? So be it! Now hero, behold! MY TRUE FORM!"
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madmagic · 2 days
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Statement begins
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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madmagic · 2 days
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video credit: Rob Harcourt
Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3
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madmagic · 2 days
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This stupid bitch is going to court over a 90 minute course
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Also the course is specifically on maori world views in regards to land and working with iwi and maori clients, so it's not even like she's being taught about maori "religious" beliefs that could conflict with her own.
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madmagic · 2 days
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i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format
>be me
>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time
>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy
>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom
>curl up underneath the sink
>slowly calm down after anxiety attack
>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink
>wonder what it looks like
>turn around to see
>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker
>immediately go back into an anxiety attack
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madmagic · 3 days
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a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards
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babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped
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