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her genuinely repulsive personality and complete lack of remorse have bewitched me

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guy who has never seen a pussy before "wow looks just like the wound of jesus christ"

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

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no see the thing is I think he has a point

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give it up for the indomitable human spirit! yay wahoo!

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unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.

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I hate flirting. I find it humiliating. Act normal and I will decide if I find you sexy… none of these theatrics and tricks… none of this treacherousness…

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10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times

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hey have you seen my one hundred billion locusts anywhere

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May we all be blessed with a Keeley or Rebecca in our lives.

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Okay goodnight everyone x

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Sam and Simi Ted Lasso 3.03

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me with my clown makeup on thinking we’re somehow gonna get canon queer colin AND trent AND jamie 🤡

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even more than my blog being an unsafe place for terfs, this is a place of love and support for trans people and especially the trans women who single-handedly keep this website funny

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does anyone else need more therapy or is it just me and that guy from fall out boy