magic-crazy-as-this - Tumblr blog

[magic-crazy-as-this]

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Fun fact about me? I used to work at one of the biggest movie theatres in NYC and I used to quite literally roll out the red carpet for movie premiers!

I met Christopher Nolan at the Dunkirk premier but Cillian Murphy and his gorgeous blue eyes never showed and I have never forgiven him.

Not sure who to tag... uhhhh...

@stayasleepanddream @lemon-drop-soup

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

[magic-crazy-as-this]

and then Bruce sits his ass down and makes him watch a Zorro movie

imagine being Oliver Queen and thinking you had exclusive rights to the “billionaire secret vigilante who disappeared for several years and came back trained to save his city” background. and then one day, Batman’s mask finally slips (or, more likely, he let it slip) and Oliver has to go walk it off because what. Bruce did the same thing as him? except he founded the Justice League on top of it all like the smug overachiever he secretly always was, that motherfucker—

[magic-crazy-as-this]

(OOC: No worries at all, I'm happy to wait! 😊 You doing okay? I saw you were having a struggle last night. We can also call it here if you've got too many RP things going on, I don't mind! I'm always happy to hear from you, but I completely understand. Hopefully nice comfy cozy things will cheer you up either way!)

Polishing off the last bit of her burger, Penelope got up and clambered behind him in the sofa, perching on the back of it behind him. From there she could gently rub his shoulders, trying to work out all that anxious tension with a surprising amount of strength for a girl of her size.

"Hey, hey. You're forgetting that I'm a bona-fide hero, the real deal! I can handle anything, trust me."

Her thumbs kneaded in supported by the well-honed muscle of her arms.

"Besides, I'm a Todd. Cheating death is like... our superpower at this point."

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

The flat of Penelope's palm rubbed slow, soothing circles along the expanse of his back.

"You're home, you're safe, you're with people who care about you," she listed, her voice gentle.

Sensing Dick's distress, Haley leapt up onto his lap, nuzzling his chin with her wet nose, her tail anxiously wagging.

"And puppies!"

Penelope kept her hand on his back as she tried to wrack her brain for the things she wished someone would say to her in the times she'd struggled.

"I promise I won't make you tell me what's on your mind, but I'll listen to anything you want to say. Or we could throw on a movie, keep you distracted."

Her lips twisted in a small frown.

"Or I can go, if you'd rather be by yourself. I know I kinda just dropped in without warning. Whatever you like."

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

"Hey."

Penelope set down her burger and brought her hand to rest on the crest of his hunched shoulder.

"Hey, it's okay. Stay with me, alright? Just breathe. That's all you have to do."

She recognised this immediately, the anxiety, the panic. While she had no idea what was worrying Dick so, it was all but unmistakable. The memories of Jason waking up in a cold sweat screaming from nightmares was as sharp as a knife. And the times she too had jolted from her sleep or an otherwise pleasant, ordinary day just thinking about what had happened to her brother-

All at once, Penelope had to remember to breathe herself, but it was okay. She could remind them both.

"Just breathe."

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

"Hey, hey, I'm not talking about getting involved in anything at all," Penelope said before sticking a fry in her mouth.

Still, her hazel eyes raked up and down him, trying to figure out what it was that had him so panicked, so wound tight.

"I'm just here to cheer you up a little. Help look after you a bit."

Although Penelope didn't say it, there was a deeper reason, too. After Jason died, she had an all-out screaming match with Bruce, one that might have permanently severed any kind of relationship they could have had. She had lost more than just her brother that day, she had lost her home and most of her family with him and when she started to feel panicked and overwhelmed thinking about it all, there was no one there.

The last thing Penelope wanted was to leave Dick feeling just as abandoned.

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Penelope took a seat next to him on the sofa, fishing out a pair of burgers and dumping out the fries onto the empty paper bag to share.

The look she cast him was both knowing and disbelieving.

"Come on, Dick. I know yo and I know what it's like to struggle and be around people struggling."

She nudged him gently with her shoulder, not wanting to overwhelm him with a touch that might be unwelcome.

"You don't have to hide these things from me. It's okay."

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

join the club

They're here!

Those of you who were excited for the (un)Dead Robins Club Tee, I finally got them going on Zazzle!

I put them on tees and totes and stickers, but if you guys want them on anything else, please let me know!

Check out the shop >

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Penelope shook her head.

"I came here for you. I got your text earlier, it just seemed like you were having a tough time. I thought I would surprise you with something tasty to cheer you up."

Haley at last seemed satisfied in Penelope's arms with her scritching at the base of the puppy's waggly tail and Dick scratching between her ears the way she liked.

"I would have called first but it seemed like your phone is blowing up."

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Penelope eyed him strangely, her head tilted the way she often did when she was confused by something.

"I... wasn't planning on it...?"

She clambered inside, the slightly melted milkshakes sloshing a little in their plastic cups.

"It just sounded like you were having a rough time so I thought I'd cheer you up with a little taste of home!"

It was only when she held up the offered bag of greasy, comforting fast food did Penelope realise how much of a 'rough time' Dick was really struggling with. His eyes were rimmed in red and rubbed raw, his coal-black hair a tangled mess. Harder to miss, even, was the way he trembled like a leaf in a rainstorm.

Haley still barked madly at their feet, disturbed by this intrusion and the lack of pets she was getting. Penelope set down the food bag and scooped the puppy up in her arms, shushing her softly and rocking her back and forth like a baby.

"Shhh, shhh, it's okay girl. No need to shout, we're all here and we'll be okay."

Her eyes flicked to Dick.

"We'll all be okay."

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Ask and ye shall recieve~

These will all be up on Rebubble soon!

I'm not a nice person, I'm putting this on a shirt.

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Dick had told her "coming to Gotham wasn't a good idea right now", but that wouldn't stop Penelope from bringing a little bit of Gotham to him.

After all, it seemed like something awful was going down going by the weird turn his blog had taken lately and if there was one thing Penelope knew about Dick, it was that he forgot to look after himself when he got stressed.

Two Batburgers, an extra-large order of "Jokerized" fries, and a pair of milkshakes ran her basically an entire day's earnings from her job at the coffee shop, even with the 20% hero's discount. Thank god she thought to swing by in uniform, even if most people didn't know who Red Phoenix was.

But it would all be worth it if this little slice of home could cheer him up, especially if it was still fresh by the time she got across the river.

With a soft thud, she landed on the fire escape of his building and lightly rapped on the window with her knuckles, the food balanced somewhat precariously in the crook of her elbows.

"Hey, I brought dinner!" Penelope cheered, her voice somewhat muffled by the glass. "Let me in?"

So since Dick is going through it tonight I decided to do something with it! Anyone who wants to interact can :D (although characters who know Dick would make the most sense to be reaching out or finding out about this)

Dick was not going to have another panic attack, he wasn’t, he had already had one two days ago, he was not going to have another.

That’s what he was trying to tell himself, but it wasn’t working. Haley seemed worried again, she always did when he got like this. She would sit next to Dick while his breath came in short gasps and paw at his hands.

He couldn’t breathe he knew that he needed to of course he did but he just couldn’t- Things had been fine this morning, he had been fine-

And then it happened. He didn’t even know where the questions came from but they came quickly, the questions about slade.

And then Jason had something, really it was probably just a joke, and he knew that! But it was about him bleeding out- Jason could be bleeding out and it could be his fault-

He could loose him again, he could loose everyone again- the bombs were probably still in the titans-

And god Dick felt like he was dying right now- his heart was beating out of his chest and he couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe-

[magic-crazy-as-this]

I'm not a nice person, I'm putting this on a shirt.

Guys you can get it now! >

[magic-crazy-as-this]

reblog if you agree jason is an english major

[magic-crazy-as-this]

Anyone who genuinely thinks Jason's death was his own fault needs to go STRAIGHT to therapy. You have some serious things to work out, which is okay, but therapy, THEN we can discuss.

i think more people need to realize that the circumstances of how jason todd died would make him deeply untrusting of not only other people, not only himself and his own instincts, but specifically other people's proclamations of what they feel about/for him and how he reacts to that in turn

[magic-crazy-as-this]

another thing you can't do in New Jersey?

turn left.

genuinely, you have to turn right onto a bonus road called a "jughandle" that turns your left straight.

I have yet to see this in an Arkham game, I will riot if it is not included in the next one.

fun fact: Gotham City is usually put in south New Jersey these days. and you know what's illegal in New Jersey? Fueling up your own car. You have to have an attendant do it for you.

Commissioner Gordon probably knows exactly where any member of the Batfamily is at any given time of night by following the reports of people in strange vehicles rolling up, pumping a full tank of premium, and screeching off into the shadows.

(I mean, yes, they/Alfred take care of that a lot at the Batcave, but when you're chasing after a maniacal clown at 3 AM each and every day, you forget these things until the worst possible moment and the Robins were always bad at speaking up about that kinda thing)