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Hey I am back, just to say this website's staff are super transmisogynistic

That is all

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This blog casts *Annihilation* on all terfs, this a is pro-trans space so if you are a terf unfollow me

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Could people please stop leaving cursed objects in the forest near the council building. Leave them somewhere else.

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

*walks on the ceiling and through a wall* Hello! I got something for ya!

*unfazed* Oh really, what do you have for me? A cursed item? A vessel full of hazardous waste? A message that threatens my doom?

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

Interesting, I've heard of similar situations, although usually they go to the archives to fulfill their hunger.

I would recommend the case files on the Great Bottomless Pit Upchuck from a couple centuries ago. 15 file boxes in total, including analysis of impact, clean up budget, catalogs of all materials involved, and all investigation notes.

Otherwise, I guess feel free to stop by and nose around the investigation subdivision paperwork. The ones with the blue tabs. If someone asks, we can just say I've contracted out some of the casework to you.

...Though if some of the forms really did get filed or cases get resolved without my doing so, I won't complain.

Do you have any paperwork I can have?

Completed paperwork as evidence for a case, a form you need to fill out, or are you offering to help with the unending stream of paperwork that needs to be filled out?

Cause in order: gonna need an information request form, what do you need, and yes yes yes please help me.

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

Do you mean literally or metaphorically? You know, with your whole becoming a God of knowledge upon death, it's hard to tell.

I guess I either way, I could just make and give you copies of the paperwork. But you would still need to file an information request form and state what you are specifically looking for. If it's too vague, your request might be in limbo for millenia.

Do you have any paperwork I can have?

Completed paperwork as evidence for a case, a form you need to fill out, or are you offering to help with the unending stream of paperwork that needs to be filled out?

Cause in order: gonna need an information request form, what do you need, and yes yes yes please help me.

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

Do you have any paperwork I can have?

Completed paperwork as evidence for a case, a form you need to fill out, or are you offering to help with the unending stream of paperwork that needs to be filled out?

Cause in order: gonna need an information request form, what do you need, and yes yes yes please help me.

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

PSA: Anyone who has bought an Evinhiggle flying broom in the last 5 years, be aware that brooms from lot #s CU723D001-CU723D999 have all been found to be faulty with issues varying from near serious accidents, inexplicable illnesses, and extreme mana drain.

Please reach out to my department to turn in these dangerous brooms and for information on refunds and ongoing legal or illegal action against Evinhiggle.

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

Hey you all, heard there were some curses happening. Want me to get out my curse detection goggles? I think I also have some curse cure elixirs somewhere in my bag.

hm. i believe i have been cursed but i know not what i've been cursed with

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Do your tower's wards protect against non-magical fireballs? Just curious.

*slaps tower* This bad boy can hold so much fire proofing.

It's a building that holds piles of books, scrolls, and paperwork on top of various hazardous waste and cursed objects. If I want my job to be less sisyphean, the place has to be protected from fire, structural damage, and various magical attacks.

Of course, it does have some weaknesses, but long ago, I had cast a spell on myself to never tell what they were.

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One of those will probably get past the wards, but that's pretty liveable. I change the scenery around the tower every so often myself.

I guess I will need to do some waterproofing and set up some walkways around here, so I guess Evil Muck still got to inconvenience me.

i cast CURSED EVIL BOG on your headquarters

- @evilmuckmage

Do you think you're the first to try that? Well, according to the log of attacks on The Magical Hazardous Waste Department Tower, you're the 32nd person to cast cursed evil bog on the tower.

Most of the effects should be mitigated by the massive amount of wards in and around the building. I'll just go spot clean and reinforce the wards, and this place will be fine.