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no offense, but what was the point of that cool older lady character in Spirited Away

except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions

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Remember when phil’s family came over for a visit and dan made sure to be on his best behavior and was obviously nervous about making a good impression even though he’d known them for years already????

yeah, what was that all about?

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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

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heeeheeeheee @ his tiny fist~~~

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How to Ditch Amazon

Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want.  Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.

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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

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why every male protag in a horror game called ethan 

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“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

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biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

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Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah